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Why Villgaers have Bad Trades

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Lol first of all this story was made up... so yeah... :3 

 Minecraft characters used to have fingers long ago. In those days, everyone lived a happy and peaceful life. But then, monsters started attacking the villages all around the blocky world! The frightened citizens had to hurry and work fast to get their supplies. They were slowly wearing out the fingers by punching all the hard trees down for weapon supplies. Soon the same thing happened with ore mining. The characters had to mine like crazy to get the materials in time. Slowly... ever so slowly, as the long and hard years went on, the characters lost about a centimeter's worth of finger every 3 years. Until finally, their square little fingers were completely GONE! They prayed to the powerful Minecraft god named Notch. They kept on doing it for about 10 years, until Notch finally made it so they could change it to a mode called Peaceful. In this mode, they could roam around without any worries of scary monsters. The people stayed in their villages forever never having to eat or do anything! They just slept for a lonnng time. Eventually, they came out of their blocky huts. Then, they suddenly noticed that after all the sleeping they had turned into squidward-looking weirdos.  They started seeing humans that looked normal called players exploring the village. The villagers got mad and started making terrible trades with players just to laugh when they actually traded for it. Every once in a while you can a nice one, but that was very difficult. Notch noticed these terrible villagers, and forced them to make decent trades (action music playing in the background to sound more dramatic! xD)! The players were all happy with this. The villagers started farming again, and everyone was happy. OMG  SUCH A GOOD ENDING LIKE OMGGGG XD

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06/24/2014 6:30 am
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Funny, loved it!
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06/19/2014 1:45 am
Level 39 : Artisan Farmer
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Villagers* Otherwise, not much I can say. I did like how it was, although the last part after the happy ending kinda ruined it.
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