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You stupid bronies(A slightly offensive rant)

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xcalibur570 avatar xcalibur570
Level 21 : Expert Narwhal
Whats up Planet Minecraft, this is Xcalibur570 with a serious, serious rant. All right, if you don't know what a brony is this basically sums it up

A name typically given to the male viewers/fans n(whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.
Use it in a sentence:Brony 1: What's your favorite pony?
Brony 2: Fluttershy, cause she's just so cute!
Brony 3: Hey man, those are fighting words. Rarity is obviously the best pony!
Brony 2: What are you going to do?n
Brony 3: I'm gonna love and tolerate the crap out of you.

Ya know I really hate these guys cuz I know a couple, Their all ways obsessing over things like what Rainbow dashes powers are or who the best pony is. To be honest Bronies really scare the crap out of me. If I saw a 30 year old man walking down my street in a Fluttershy costume, I would call the cops. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a brony driving an unmarked van either. If you are offended by this article give me a diamond. Thanx P.s HUGZ!!!

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10/21/2013 3:56 am
Level 1 : New Princess
Doktor Teabag
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He's Just Butthurt. Don't Care about him.
09/10/2013 6:48 pm
Level 46 : Master Button Pusher
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So, you decided to write a blog about how you don't like bronies? That's fine; everyone is entitled to their opinions.

You decided to directly insult their ways and pile them into one category? Not cool.

I know of several bronies and they don't act like that at all, so your stereotypical prejudice is invalid.

If you want to voice your opinion, be my guest. If you choose to do so in a way that insults and ridicules a group, that's a serious problem and violates the PMC submission guidelines:
  • Do not upload content which exists to offend other people.
08/21/2013 9:26 pm
Level 43 : Master Mlem Mlem Bat
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Totally agree with this. And before you say "OMG YOUR JUST SAYIN THAT BECAUSE OF WHO WE ARE, GIVE US A CHANCE FRIENDSHIP FOREVER <3<3<3!" Well, imagine an awesome server. Then a brony logged on. We didn't mind him and talked to him. He was pretty cool, so we really didn't care about him being a brony. Then he got more bronies. And more. And more. Now our server has a personal brony chat, and a bunch of rainbow dash pixel arts all around the whole creative area. Really? That's why I hate them. Rant %100 complete.
07/17/2013 11:40 am
Level 1 : New Miner
Weegee the Kid
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you guys do realize that this is probably a troll thread intended to see which idiots take the bait...
06/12/2013 9:43 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Bronies R G4ys
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Thank you sir. Bronies are retarded and should kill themselves because they have no use or point in life.
07/07/2013 6:11 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Toast
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i hate you.like how angrysalamence said:Dude, you are just plain rude, we're not all like that, read about our culture before making judgements. -.-
02/13/2013 5:13 am
Level 32 : Artisan Dolphin
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Dude, you are just plain rude, we're not all like that, read about our culture before making judgements. -.-
01/29/2013 12:26 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
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Man, you don't even now what have you done. Bronies are a big society, which can forgive, tolerate and act together. We don't know why you wrote this, and we don't care. Just look at the comments. As many bronies will comment it, as many will see it. But I think, this is not the right place to discuss such a big problem. Please, next time if you want to post anything like this, think of what it will cause. I'm a brony, but I was a hater too. This is not the place of hate. This site called PlanetMinecraft is for people who likes Minecraft, and wants to share builds, mods, skins, servers and opinions. I hope you, and the ones who gave you diamond will change.
01/04/2013 7:53 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
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As a brony, I see your example as a huge, rude stereotype, I come from a different community where there is a decent amount of bronies and NONE of them talk like that, and your statement of men not being to enjoy female things is also slightly offensive to both males and females, and the only pony with a non-natural power is a unicorn making your statement highly incorrect, and to top it all off, why would you hate a non-normal fandom if your a diamond-fag that begs for diamonds, and if you don't like bronies, have fun with the rest of PMC that is 9 years old and says: ZOMGZ YU NEVR GVZ MER OP! ERM GING TO HAX YUR ACC AD BAM U FOREVERZ!!!1!, then there are the normal people, the anime fans, the steampunk fans, and the over-creative people that build entire cities that are really awesome.
12/19/2012 1:46 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
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Okay, well I have read you're "rant" over multiple times and yes I can understand why you hate "bronies" and MLP but just because you dislike something doesn't mean you should post a pointless article on a gaming website IE Planet Minecraft. Not only is this stereo typical, it's also offensive, and I would also like to know something, do all bronies wear pony suits? Because I don't, and I don't know another brony that would. Yes there are some fans extreme enough to do that but that doesn't mean we all do. Also fan-fics, some bronies do write them, a lot of people enjoy them but not all bronies write them. One more thing I could say that people that DON'T watch MLP; murders puppies, kills children and have an IQ level of 3. Is that true? hopefully not. I am not trying to shove ponies down your throat by asking you to watch an episode of My Little Pony I am asking you to SHUT THE FUCK UP. OH and one more thing I have to say is next time you want to post a "rant" make sure people will actually want to read it and not just something you don't like.
Good day, Sincerely an offended brony
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