"Ssssh, dont blow it."

"Boss, it's sort of hard, with the amount of noise my legs make"

John Wilkes Booth(steve) was trying to mine some gold to keep himself alive. After he assassinated Abraham Lincoln, we was forced to eat gold every day to survive.

"Boss, is that the guy who killed you?"

"Yes, and now, i must claim my revenge."

They carefully snuck up to him, ready to strike, when john threw his pickaxe, which went straight into the head of zombie abraham lincoln, who fell into the lava and once again, abe was killed by john.

"What just ha-- curse you, you murderer!" With that, a battle initiated between karof the spider and john wilkes booth.

John reaches for his gun, but before he can shoot it, music starts playing behind him.

"What the heck is that music?"

"Im baaack!"

"Oh!Boss!"

"Who might you be to interrupt our battle?"

"Don't you recognize me? I am your old pal, Abraham Lincoln."

"B-b-but how?"

"Ah, John,John,John. Have you heard of zombies?"

"Yes, but they are supposed to be fictional"

"And aren't giant arachnids like Karof supposed to be as well, John?"

"Yeah, but.....Hey! Give me that gold!"

John brought out his sword, and for the third time, killed Lincoln.

But, not too long after,Karof snuck up behind him and pushed him into the lava, never to be seen again.

~And that, my children, is how John Wilkes Booth really died.~