83. kiss a zombie

82. Die.

81: Have ur pet slime (John I know) push you off the mountain...(WHY!)

77: Hit yourself with your own arrow from a god-like enchanted bow.
78: Replace your lava texture pack with water.
79: Spawn in a desert biome. No trees, no animals, nothing.
80: Creeper sneaks up behind you as you sort your chest.

72 - Use ALT+F4 for super duper haxor cheats

88.Look at every Enderman in the End.

71. Ask for OP.

61. Play minecraft With your computer unplugged
62. PLay tennis with a hungry ghast
63. Be A Fish
64. be a bird
64. Set sail on lava, except without the boat
65. play fetch with your life.. but it doesnt come back
66. sing a song on the clouds, but instead fall straight through.
67. Say hello, to a pvp master
68. strip yourself, find out what a blockmans made of
69. flick your hair, cut yourself with those sharp corners on your hands
70. delete minecraft

68.Spawn in lava.
69.Fight the Wither with nothing.
70.Jump off a high cliff.
71.Drown yourself.
72.Play on hard and get attacked by a bunch of Cave Spiders.
73.Get owned by an Iron Golem.
74.Punch a zombie pigman with no armor or weapons, then watch as they all come after you.
75.Hug a creeper.
76.Set off TNT in your house by accident.

41 punch a wolf with the rest of the pack around you
42. make the huge mistake of bringing your wolves on a diamond hunt and be pushed into lava by them trust me i know
43. run around at night with a death wish
44. make the mistake of challanging me to pvp
45. punch a villager in a presents of an iron golem no matter how offle the villager's trade is
46. eat a poisonus patato
47. flip off notch (may get your account deleted in the proccess )

51. Pretend a cactus is a trampoline and repeatably jump on it.
52. Have a split personality, have one personality set traps and have the other (try to) play survival.
53. Throw one too many ender pearls.
54. Build an underwater house but forget to take the water out of it.
55. Get crushed by two pistons.
56. Hear a ghast and go toward it, thinking it's something nice.
57. Build a diving board without a pool and jump off.
58. Play Minecraft on hardcore. With your eyes closed.
59. Back up into a hole while walking backwards, fighting a creeper.
60. Try to put a saddle on the Enderdragon in survival.

41. Kiss the fire
42. Marry a Witch
43. Sell your soul in the underworld (the nether)
44. Say Hi to afk
45. Jump off the clouds
46. Dive into the end of the world
47. Stare into an endermens eyes
48. Walk under a falling block
49. Set camp under sea
50. Take on the fish of the sea

31. Hug the enderdragon
32. Hug the Wither King
33. Make the mistake of punching a dude with 17 wolves
34. Show up to a creeper party uninvited
35. Try to fight Notch
36. Try to fight Jeb
37. Throw 20 splash potions of harming at yourself
38. Fall out of the world
39. Get pushed off a cliff by your own wolves (Traitors! )
40. Fight an Enderdragon with only your fists

21. Summon the wither and offer him bread.
22. Try and make friends with a creeper.
23. Have a staring contest with an enderman...
24. Think your Percy Jackson and jump into water.
25. Realize Minecraft is not a recognized word on PMC and commit suicide.
26. Become a zombie.
27. Die from your friend that became a zombie.
29. Realize I skipped 28-DONT LOOK NOW
30. Play on a pvp server with nothing but your fists.
28. (there it is!) Pretend ur ezio and jump off a cliff.

11.eat to much rotten flesh
12.ride a minecart off a cliff
13.try to troll herobrine( )
14.hug a creeper
15.hug a zombie
16.hug a skeleton
17.hug an enderman
18.hug a blaze
19.realize without realizing when the whole time you realized going to the end was stupid
20. fail by jumping of a 3 block cliff and half a heart left

1. Fall in lava
2. Try to hug a creeper
3. forget your diamod pick in a obsidion box
4. be a noob in pvp
5. Summon the wither with nothing but your fist.
6. Think that the ender dragon is easy
7. Be such a noob that you have no idea what fall damage is.
8. try to troll a troll
9. Shoot an arrow in the sky
10. Challange me to pvp