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You see a unicorn. What do you do?

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SandraSkylar started 04/09/2019 3:57 pm
Makaneek replied 04/19/2019 10:04 pm
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Poll ended 05/04/2019 3:57 pm.

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SandraSkylar
Level 24 : Expert Sus
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04/19/2019 3:49 pm
Level 68 : High Grandmaster Procrastinator
An Intelligent Moron
scream because that thing can kill me with its horn
1
04/19/2019 3:39 pmhistory
Level 39 : Artisan Fish
Miickster
I think the most logical answer would be to take a picture of it.
duh
a unicorn
they're not real
OOF
i dont like horn-ed ponies
3
04/19/2019 1:55 am
Level 20 : Expert Sus
kuromii
uhhh id ignore it?? bc i dont really like unicorns that much??

looks over guiltily at my unicorn stuffed animal that ive had since i was 5
1
04/19/2019 12:36 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
I USED to not like unicorns. Then at camp we were the Unicorns, and it kind of got stuck.
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04/19/2019 6:29 pmhistory
Level 20 : Expert Sus
kuromii
lol, unicorns are pretty lit but im 'too old' to like them (at least, thats what everyone says)
4
04/18/2019 8:42 pm
Level 42 : Master Blockhead
Locally
Unicorns are totally evil. Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Yeah, exactly.

Kill them and use their body for better things. Like idk, giving a bald child a unicorn wig. Use their horns for magical potions. Or use their blood to defend yourself from demons from the 2d world trying to take over your town. Give their magical meat to the hungry.

Or just keep it and pet it like an evil person stroking their cat on their revolving chair. "Come into my room" "NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH" "It's okay Uni-pony, they're here for a deal"
1
04/19/2019 4:09 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Explorer
Jcwcrafter_2019
XD I agree with the second way... Not that I do any illegal stuff.... ( i dont trust me )
1
04/19/2019 3:37 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Fish
Miickster
omg CHARLIE
1
04/19/2019 1:40 pm
Level 70 : Legendary Princess
Kirigiri
I feed it jellybeans until we become besties
2
04/18/2019 10:30 pm
Level 44 : Master Lemon
OverIord
id stop tripping acid and call the addiction hotline, unicorns aren't real...




-ly anywhere near me, they're from mongolia, i live in england
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04/18/2019 9:08 pm
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
none. I'd bring it to a zoo or something... (and before you say "oh Mak, it deserves to be free!" well then, i'd say if barely anyone has seen one, they must be rare. rare = endangered. Endangered = put at least 2 in a zoo and protect them or the species may not last. or that's my logic anyway...)
1
04/19/2019 4:12 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Explorer
Jcwcrafter_2019
That's actually really good logic. I feel like people get mad when animals are put in a zoo but from what you've said. I agree. Animals in zoos probably are being protected if you don't see them much.
1
04/19/2019 4:12 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Explorer
Jcwcrafter_2019
Idk really how to say that.
1
04/18/2019 8:34 pm
Level 28 : Expert Archer
Kwanatla
Has anyone here read Harry Potter? If you have "slain something pure and defenceless" you are cursed for life! You're supposed to take care of it, obviously!
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04/18/2019 9:01 pm
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
one of the few parts in harry potter that gets on my nerves. animal with legs to kick you and horn to stab you = defenseless? i think not.
1
04/18/2019 10:08 pm
Level 28 : Expert Archer
Kwanatla
I guess, but in comparison to a wizard capable of the instant Killing Curse? (And what about the "pure" part?)
1
04/19/2019 12:30 am
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
i personally doubt that any universal laws (magical or natural) consider comparisons of any kind. and pure is an extremely vague and touchy term, so I choose to ignore it for convenience's sake.
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04/19/2019 12:31 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
a Unicorn got killed in the sixth book? So...yeah. Didn't want to spoil what happens or I'll have Harry Potter Hang-over all over again.
1
04/18/2019 6:57 pm
Level 43 : Master Button Pusher
Masteratchess
With my luck, I'd be turned into a shishkabob (Auto-correct says "Shishkabob" should be spelled "Babushka").
1
04/19/2019 12:31 amhistory
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
autocorrect = worthless crap.

(most of the time anyway...)
2
04/18/2019 6:43 pm
Level 43 : Master Pyro
potato_waifood
I'm concerned for people who would try to kill a harmless creature
2
04/18/2019 8:59 pm
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
harmless? would you bet your life on that?
1
04/19/2019 9:50 pm
Level 43 : Master Pyro
potato_waifood
Well most of them are harmless unless attacked.
But seriously.
Why?
1
04/19/2019 10:04 pm
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
idk. i wouldn't.
1
04/18/2019 6:22 pm
Level 76 : Legendary Hero
Captain_JEK
I'd teach it to speak so I can ask it where it came from.
1
04/19/2019 12:35 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
Probs from the Unicorn-Dragon Boss.
1
04/19/2019 12:52 pm
Level 76 : Legendary Hero
Captain_JEK
xD
1
04/18/2019 4:14 pm
Level 28 : Expert Explorer
TheCyanShyGuy
i would sell it. tbh i need money XD and TELL me someone wouldn't pay a pretty penny for a mythological creature ;)
1
04/19/2019 12:33 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
....
SELL MEEEEEE!!!
1
04/19/2019 1:32 pm
Level 28 : Expert Explorer
TheCyanShyGuy
sell you? why? the slave trade is over XDDDD (not racist just a joke)
1
04/18/2019 4:10 pm
Level 75 : Legendary Architect
StingProductions
Gotta have that pet unicorn!
2
04/19/2019 12:33 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
Yep. I rode it to fight dat lava monster made from diamonds.
1
04/18/2019 3:54 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
GoggleD0GG
Kill it.
2
04/19/2019 12:32 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
.... Wow that's dark.
1
04/18/2019 9:48 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
StarSaffire
I'd threaten it would die and the only option is to be my pet...... I'm being realistic here.
2
04/19/2019 12:34 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
....Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook?
2
04/09/2019 5:22 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Archer
Andarius68
Yeah, knowing my luck it's probably gonna go the poopy route.
2
04/09/2019 3:58 pm
Level 24 : Expert Sus
SandraSkylar
The poop one for sure.
1
04/09/2019 5:32 pmhistory
Level 38 : Artisan Architect
TNHo
Tell myself that "I'm living in a dream and the unicorn isn't real", and knock myself out. But before I do so, I take a picture of it in case it is actually real. Knock myself out, and wake up after a few hours and see if the photo is still on my phone.
1
04/18/2019 9:12 pmhistory
Level 42 : Master Answer
Makaneek
what if your phone hits a rock when you fall over and smashes the memory chip and the photo (and all the rest of your stuff) is erased?
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