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You see a unicorn. What do you do?
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Makaneek
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Poll ended 05/04/2019 3:57 pm.
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scream because that thing can kill me with its horn
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I think the most logical answer would be to take a picture of it.
duh
a unicorn
they're not real
OOF
i dont like horn-ed ponies
duh
a unicorn
they're not real
OOF
i dont like horn-ed ponies
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uhhh id ignore it?? bc i dont really like unicorns that much??
looks over guiltily at my unicorn stuffed animal that ive had since i was 5
looks over guiltily at my unicorn stuffed animal that ive had since i was 5
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I USED to not like unicorns. Then at camp we were the Unicorns, and it kind of got stuck.
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lol, unicorns are pretty lit but im 'too old' to like them (at least, thats what everyone says)
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Unicorns are totally evil. Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Yeah, exactly.
Kill them and use their body for better things. Like idk, giving a bald child a unicorn wig. Use their horns for magical potions. Or use their blood to defend yourself from demons from the 2d world trying to take over your town. Give their magical meat to the hungry.
Or just keep it and pet it like an evil person stroking their cat on their revolving chair. "Come into my room" "NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH" "It's okay Uni-pony, they're here for a deal"
Kill them and use their body for better things. Like idk, giving a bald child a unicorn wig. Use their horns for magical potions. Or use their blood to defend yourself from demons from the 2d world trying to take over your town. Give their magical meat to the hungry.
Or just keep it and pet it like an evil person stroking their cat on their revolving chair. "Come into my room" "NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH" "It's okay Uni-pony, they're here for a deal"
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XD I agree with the second way... Not that I do any illegal stuff.... ( i dont trust me )
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omg CHARLIE
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I feed it jellybeans until we become besties
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id stop tripping acid and call the addiction hotline, unicorns aren't real...
-ly anywhere near me, they're from mongolia, i live in england
-ly anywhere near me, they're from mongolia, i live in england
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none. I'd bring it to a zoo or something... (and before you say "oh Mak, it deserves to be free!" well then, i'd say if barely anyone has seen one, they must be rare. rare = endangered. Endangered = put at least 2 in a zoo and protect them or the species may not last. or that's my logic anyway...)
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That's actually really good logic. I feel like people get mad when animals are put in a zoo but from what you've said. I agree. Animals in zoos probably are being protected if you don't see them much.
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Idk really how to say that.
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Has anyone here read Harry Potter? If you have "slain something pure and defenceless" you are cursed for life! You're supposed to take care of it, obviously!
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one of the few parts in harry potter that gets on my nerves. animal with legs to kick you and horn to stab you = defenseless? i think not.
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I guess, but in comparison to a wizard capable of the instant Killing Curse? (And what about the "pure" part?)
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i personally doubt that any universal laws (magical or natural) consider comparisons of any kind. and pure is an extremely vague and touchy term, so I choose to ignore it for convenience's sake.
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a Unicorn got killed in the sixth book? So...yeah. Didn't want to spoil what happens or I'll have Harry Potter Hang-over all over again.
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With my luck, I'd be turned into a shishkabob (Auto-correct says "Shishkabob" should be spelled "Babushka").
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autocorrect = worthless crap.
(most of the time anyway...)
(most of the time anyway...)
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I'm concerned for people who would try to kill a harmless creature
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harmless? would you bet your life on that?
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Well most of them are harmless unless attacked.
But seriously.
Why?
But seriously.
Why?
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idk. i wouldn't.
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I'd teach it to speak so I can ask it where it came from.
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Probs from the Unicorn-Dragon Boss.
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xD
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i would sell it. tbh i need money XD and TELL me someone wouldn't pay a pretty penny for a mythological creature ;)
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....
SELL MEEEEEE!!!
SELL MEEEEEE!!!
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sell you? why? the slave trade is over XDDDD (not racist just a joke)
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Gotta have that pet unicorn!
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Yep. I rode it to fight dat lava monster made from diamonds.
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Kill it.
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.... Wow that's dark.
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I'd threaten it would die and the only option is to be my pet...... I'm being realistic here.
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....Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook?
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Yeah, knowing my luck it's probably gonna go the poopy route.
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The poop one for sure.
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Tell myself that "I'm living in a dream and the unicorn isn't real", and knock myself out. But before I do so, I take a picture of it in case it is actually real. Knock myself out, and wake up after a few hours and see if the photo is still on my phone.
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what if your phone hits a rock when you fall over and smashes the memory chip and the photo (and all the rest of your stuff) is erased?
