the bodies are fake dummies... the shotgun is a prop... and the bat is annoying...
ITEMS!
weird prototype launcher that shoots rotten Elmo carcasses covered in poop, weird cheese-food-sauce-crap that's from taco bell, and is dried up.
Grover's Skull...
Toon Link's Dead Body!

poor Toon Link...

Me:What if i told you i'm jeff the killer?
Cop:*Screams and runs off*
Me:I love my life
*Meanwhile*
Paper clip:Hullo
Cop:Its hello
Paper clip:Thanks,NOW DIE *Kills cop*
List:
Dead cop bodies
Shotgun
Bat

well, i was getting this meat to cook once i get home, the rabbit is my pet (i have a rabbit IRL), and the doge is mah pet as well... what the crap is that paper clip doing in that car? you should go catch him! Cop: you got lucky!
ITEMS: weird prototype launcher that shoots rotten Elmo carcasses covered in poop, weird cheese-food-sauce-crap that's from taco bell, and is dried up.
Cookie Monster's dried up cheese-coated carcass.
the cheese-coated dead body's of the whole Sesame Street cast in a trailer attached to your car... Again!

*Paper clip comes out of nowwhere*
Paper clip:MYY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS
Me:Theres your reason officer
Officer:Imma run, im not dealing with this thing again
Me:What, i thought the paper clip killed you............
Officer:Life hax
Me:LOL
Paper Clip:And now imma drive off with the cars
*Paper clip loads his car with the extra cars and drives off*
???:How did he NOT notice me?
List:
Meat on a bone that you totally didn't use to kill someone
Rabbit
Doge
*A Paper clip is driving past you*

Officer: You are under arrest!
Me: /ban Officer
Minecraft: Officer has left the game!
Minecraft: Officer has been banned for The ban hammer has spoken!
Me: Wow, I didn't think that would work!

Items in your back seat:
- A car
- Another car
- Yet another car!
Good luck!

this is a rental car... i don't know how these things got in here... *pulls out fish-and-bird stick and skewers cop*
ITEMS: weird prototype launcher that shoots rotten Elmo carcasses covered in poop, weird cheese-food-sauce-crap that's from taco bell, and is dried up.
Cookie Monster's dried up cheese-coated carcass.
the cheese-coated dead body's of the whole Sesame Street cast in a trailer attached to your car...

Me: Officer! Have you ever seen this cool website where you can hum a song and it tells you what song it is? (That really does exist, I just forgot the URL)
Officer: That sounds so epic! I'm gonna go home and try that right NNNNAAAAAOOOOWWW!!!
*Officer runs home*
Me: Well that was easy!

- The entire PMC server computer network
- A document saying how to get free computers
- A magic lamp that grants you three more items (Lol)
- 3 dead cops
- Official evidence from the cops proving you used the below items to kill them
- A dead bird and two raw fish on a giant stick!

Well sir, I just went fishing and I didn't have a hook, so I used the paperclip. *The cop talks* Oh, the gun? Well I have the gun licence and I got a bit mad when I didn't catch anything but that fish back there....

List:
The dead bodies of many families
A Rpg that has been fired multiple times
Blood covering the walls of the car.



No escaping this one..

The paperclip flies to me and I hit it with a fish.

List:
Fish with a paperclip in it.
A loaded M24.
A gun lisence

The shotgun is my gun I have a gun license *flashes gun license* The rocket launcher is not a a RPG it is just a potato launcher and the paper clip got stuck in my foot *ouch*

Me:This presdant is a phony!!
Cop:whats with the paper that is titled plans to take over the world then?
Paper clip:THAT IS MINE MAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Me:Wut........
Cop:The paper clip is planning to take over the world
Me:Ok
*Paper clip kills cop*
Paper clip:Now of to visit the presdant!
*Paper clip flies off*
Me:So that happened
Prestant:What an idiot
Me:IKR he can't tell that you are the real deal!
List:
Shotgun
Paper clip with blood on it that just appeared in your car
Rocket launcher

I work with the FBI *flashes wallet* and the cop was a guy that escaped from jail and I had to track him down and bring him back, Dead or alive.







1. The president

2. Plans to take over the word

3. and a paper clip



Good luck

Lines:
Officer: Your under arrest!
Me in engineers voice: Nope.
Officer: Errrmmmm... *Dies from heart attack*
Me: Steb steb steb *Officer gets impaled.*




List:
1. Dead Cop
2. A bloody sword
3. A pistol

We are at war with aliens! so i desided to throw this nuke at them,
I have no idea where the launcher came from...
the AA-12 shotgun? i thought it was a tactcal gauge, anyway...thats to kill anyone SNOOPING in mah business
Officer:Your under arrest!
*Kills officer with shotgun*

I'm tryin' to make a little movie thingy of valve, the weapons are from TF2, the turret is for the portal part

List: My new prototype! a launcher that shoots rotten Elmo's covered in pig blood and dried-up cheese sauce!
a nuke.
a loaded AA-12 Shotgun.

Someone threw this club penguin membership card at me, killed the cop and the guy...
And i lied, some minecraft fanboy did it, i brought the card at the shop
and....*Kills cop with car door* oops....*Throws the bodies out the car*
i'll say Mario did it
Lisssst:
Knife
Shotgun
A sentry gun

Uh...well...you see...He's a boxer named The Pootis, and this is his recorder, and, oh just forget it *kills cop and The Pootis*
NEW LIST!
Dead guy
Dead cop
Club Penguin membership card

Derp fish someone forgot to put a list, i'll make my own,
1.Minigun
2.Live fat guy shouting "POOTIS"
3.Shotgun

This guy works as a mercenary, end of, *kills the officer*

NEW LIST!:
1.Live fat guy still shouting "POOTIS"
2.Boxing gloves
3.A recording tape

*drops evidence in toilet and flushes, then puts the fish in the sea and the dead bird down the officer's pants, then scrams out the door*

You see, these very realistic dead bodies are a movie prop and, well, umm...
*Kills the third cop with the pear tree*

- 3 dead cops
- Official evidence from the cops proving you used the below items to kill them
- A dead bird and two raw fish on a giant stick.

Well then...*kills other cop with fish*
-2 Dead officer bodies...
-2 fish covered in blood...
-And a partridge in a pear tree!

*Kills the officer with the fish*
Heres the ammo shells and the Face *Drops them on the floor*

List:
Fish with blood
Cooler with fish inside of it
Dead officer body

(Basicly a follow up to this )

My rabbit girlfriend got a super high and killed this man I was driving her to jail.

New stuff
Somebody's face (not the head the skin from the face)
Ammo shells
Cooler full of fish

Someone do my list that i added via editing my last post

*Shoves poisonous gases down officers mouth* DRINK THE GASESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Oh and heres a list:
Dead officer body
Candy
Rabbit

Me:I was going to kill them but now I have to kill you first.
Officer: You are under arrest!
Me: *takes shotgun from my pants and shoots everyone and then blows up the car*

List!
Huge Fan
Bottles of Poisonous Gases
Invitation to Concert

This child tryed to fight VANS with a gun filled with a massive bag of candy

1.Child
2.Mother
3.Father

I'm performing a necromancy spell on my dead uncle. The pebble is magical.

*Massive bag of candy
*A child
*Gun

*THE CAR YOU ARE IN IS A VAN

I can explain- He tried to beat me up with a flint, I poked his chest with a stick and he exploded. I think he was a suicide bomber. Arrest him, not me!

1: A book

2: A pebble

3: A man's body

He tryed to kill me with the hammer, then he got destracted by drugs...and died the end.

1:STICK
2:FLINT
3:A DEAD BODY

Lemme post items cuz he didn't.

1: A ziploc bag with some drugs in it

2: A kid's body

3: A hammer

*wavdes around defibrilliator* What is this thing? The bat can is because the bats flew into my trash can, and the spray paint was because I was spray painting my room!

I had bought tickets to the olympics and didn't want to forget where I would be. The c4 was in case I ran into a fallen tree on the road.

- Trash Can full of bats
- Defibrillators
- Spray Paint

i dont own this stuff i just hunted down a bounty hunter and i was going to the police department

-c4
-detonator
-winter olympic games map with section of bleachers circled

I was cooking.
That camera was from the entrance to my house. It's busted.

- A sniper rifle
- A paper with an address on it, with the address numbers highlighted
- A screenshot of Smasher200's reply

Nothing wrong going on here. (You have to add the items guys .-.)

1) A mysterious looking 1 ft tall egg
2) Spatula partialy melted
3) Broken security camera

I was doing a building project, but I have very bad aim. The rest of the stuff I think are from some teenagers. You know how crazy they can get!

"Because apparently Walmart security guards keep explosives with them .-." is an odd explanation

- A white fedora with bloodstains on it.
- A nailgun with the words "Railgun" written on it.
- A dead body with 4 nails in it.

All this stuff is fake, I'm going as a North Korean soldier for Halloween.

"I am just going to Walmart to be a Security Guard!"
Nuke Detonator
North Korea Uniform
Assault Rifle

"Well, that escalated quickly." *Shoots cop*


C4
Gun
Security Access Card

Y No items?

GPS cop-car tracking unit
Ak-47 pointed at cop's head
Box od diamonds

The 9 quadrillion bucks was my inheritage from my late grandma, mom, dad and grandpa, who all died in a car accident. I was using the wand to bring them back to life, and the pie was to celebrate them living again.

Meet bob. Bob is my friend. *Grabs sharp rock* BOB IS MY FRIEND!!!

Wand
$9,000,000,000,000,00
Pie

The Hotel receipt was handmade, the cuffs are from my dumb sister's magic trick that failed so I broke it, and a bunch of oranges are inside this bag. *opens bag and they'res oranges inside, but they are stolen and the cop knows nothing of it*

-Rock
-Dead body
-Rock

I found all this in an abandoned building, I wanted to take this to the police so that they can arrest the murderer!

The cop found:
-A recent hotel recipt from out of the country, but no passport
-Bag of unknown contents
-Broken handcuffs

I found these in the dumpster near my street and didn't want them misused! Taking them to the police office right now.

- The policeman's best friend
- A bloody body
- AK-47