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Officer, I can explain! {{GAME}}

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created 10/28/2013 10:02 pm by pistonologist
last reply 02/04/2014 5:05 pm
A police officer has pulled you over. In the back seat are three items, which the previous person to you has listed. You have to convince the police officer that you are not up to any dastardly deeds.

Since there's no one before me =,(

In the back of your car:
Fake Passports and ID cards
A stack of bank statements under different names.
A giant cabbage costume.
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pistonologist
Level 50 : Grandmaster Grump
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153 replies

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02/04/2014 5:05 pm
Level 41 : Master Nether Knight
fritzfun123
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the bodies are fake dummies... the shotgun is a prop... and the bat is annoying...
ITEMS!
weird prototype launcher that shoots rotten Elmo carcasses covered in poop, weird cheese-food-sauce-crap that's from taco bell, and is dried up.
Grover's Skull...
Toon Link's Dead Body!

poor Toon Link...
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02/04/2014 1:22 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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Me:What if i told you i'm jeff the killer?
Cop:*Screams and runs off*
Me:I love my life
*Meanwhile*
Paper clip:Hullo
Cop:Its hello
Paper clip:Thanks,NOW DIE *Kills cop*
List:
Dead cop bodies
Shotgun
Bat
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02/04/2014 1:16 pm
Level 41 : Master Nether Knight
fritzfun123
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well, i was getting this meat to cook once i get home, the rabbit is my pet (i have a rabbit IRL), and the doge is mah pet as well... what the crap is that paper clip doing in that car? you should go catch him! Cop: you got lucky!
ITEMS: weird prototype launcher that shoots rotten Elmo carcasses covered in poop, weird cheese-food-sauce-crap that's from taco bell, and is dried up.
Cookie Monster's dried up cheese-coated carcass.
the cheese-coated dead body's of the whole Sesame Street cast in a trailer attached to your car... Again!
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02/04/2014 1:00 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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*Paper clip comes out of nowwhere*
Paper clip:MYY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS
Me:Theres your reason officer
Officer:Imma run, im not dealing with this thing again
Me:What, i thought the paper clip killed you............
Officer:Life hax
Me:LOL
Paper Clip:And now imma drive off with the cars
*Paper clip loads his car with the extra cars and drives off*
???:How did he NOT notice me?
List:
Meat on a bone that you totally didn't use to kill someone
Rabbit
Doge
*A Paper clip is driving past you*
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02/03/2014 8:03 pm
Level 24 : Expert Engineer
48productions
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Officer: You are under arrest!
Me: /ban Officer
Minecraft: Officer has left the game!
Minecraft: Officer has been banned for The ban hammer has spoken!
Me: Wow, I didn't think that would work!

Items in your back seat:
- A car
- Another car
- Yet another car!
Good luck!
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02/03/2014 6:08 pm
Level 41 : Master Nether Knight
fritzfun123
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this is a rental car... i don't know how these things got in here... *pulls out fish-and-bird stick and skewers cop*
ITEMS: weird prototype launcher that shoots rotten Elmo carcasses covered in poop, weird cheese-food-sauce-crap that's from taco bell, and is dried up.
Cookie Monster's dried up cheese-coated carcass.
the cheese-coated dead body's of the whole Sesame Street cast in a trailer attached to your car...
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02/03/2014 12:43 am
Level 24 : Expert Engineer
48productions
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Me: Officer! Have you ever seen this cool website where you can hum a song and it tells you what song it is? (That really does exist, I just forgot the URL)
Officer: That sounds so epic! I'm gonna go home and try that right NNNNAAAAAOOOOWWW!!!
*Officer runs home*
Me: Well that was easy!

- The entire PMC server computer network
- A document saying how to get free computers
- A magic lamp that grants you three more items (Lol)
- 3 dead cops
- Official evidence from the cops proving you used the below items to kill them
- A dead bird and two raw fish on a giant stick!
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02/02/2014 7:48 pm
Level 1 : New Network
DeathSpikeSteve
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Well sir, I just went fishing and I didn't have a hook, so I used the paperclip. *The cop talks* Oh, the gun? Well I have the gun licence and I got a bit mad when I didn't catch anything but that fish back there....

List:
The dead bodies of many families
A Rpg that has been fired multiple times
Blood covering the walls of the car.



No escaping this one..
1
02/02/2014 12:23 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
Joey199612017
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The paperclip flies to me and I hit it with a fish.

List:
Fish with a paperclip in it.
A loaded M24.
A gun lisence
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01/31/2014 2:24 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Princess
Preztommyj
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The shotgun is my gun I have a gun license *flashes gun license* The rocket launcher is not a a RPG it is just a potato launcher and the paper clip got stuck in my foot *ouch*
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01/31/2014 11:20 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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Me:This presdant is a phony!!
Cop:whats with the paper that is titled plans to take over the world then?
Paper clip:THAT IS MINE MAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Me:Wut........
Cop:The paper clip is planning to take over the world
Me:Ok
*Paper clip kills cop*
Paper clip:Now of to visit the presdant!
*Paper clip flies off*
Me:So that happened
Prestant:What an idiot
Me:IKR he can't tell that you are the real deal!
List:
Shotgun
Paper clip with blood on it that just appeared in your car
Rocket launcher
1
01/30/2014 7:09 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Princess
Preztommyj
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I work with the FBI *flashes wallet* and the cop was a guy that escaped from jail and I had to track him down and bring him back, Dead or alive.







1. The president

2. Plans to take over the word

3. and a paper clip



Good luck
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01/30/2014 6:12 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
Joey199612017
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Lines:
Officer: Your under arrest!
Me in engineers voice: Nope.
Officer: Errrmmmm... *Dies from heart attack*
Me: Steb steb steb *Officer gets impaled.*




List:
1. Dead Cop
2. A bloody sword
3. A pistol
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01/28/2014 4:52 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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We are at war with aliens! so i desided to throw this nuke at them,
I have no idea where the launcher came from...
the AA-12 shotgun? i thought it was a tactcal gauge, anyway...thats to kill anyone SNOOPING in mah business
Officer:Your under arrest!
*Kills officer with shotgun*
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01/28/2014 3:53 pm
Level 41 : Master Nether Knight
fritzfun123
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I'm tryin' to make a little movie thingy of valve, the weapons are from TF2, the turret is for the portal part

List: My new prototype! a launcher that shoots rotten Elmo's covered in pig blood and dried-up cheese sauce!
a nuke.
a loaded AA-12 Shotgun.
1
01/25/2014 7:58 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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Someone threw this club penguin membership card at me, killed the cop and the guy...
And i lied, some minecraft fanboy did it, i brought the card at the shop
and....*Kills cop with car door* oops....*Throws the bodies out the car*
i'll say Mario did it
Lisssst:
Knife
Shotgun
A sentry gun
1
01/22/2014 2:11 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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Uh...well...you see...He's a boxer named The Pootis, and this is his recorder, and, oh just forget it *kills cop and The Pootis*
NEW LIST!
Dead guy
Dead cop
Club Penguin membership card
1
01/22/2014 10:51 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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Derp fish someone forgot to put a list, i'll make my own,
1.Minigun
2.Live fat guy shouting "POOTIS"
3.Shotgun

This guy works as a mercenary, end of, *kills the officer*

NEW LIST!:
1.Live fat guy still shouting "POOTIS"
2.Boxing gloves
3.A recording tape
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01/22/2014 10:03 am
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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*drops evidence in toilet and flushes, then puts the fish in the sea and the dead bird down the officer's pants, then scrams out the door*
1
01/19/2014 10:07 pm
Level 24 : Expert Engineer
48productions
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You see, these very realistic dead bodies are a movie prop and, well, umm...
*Kills the third cop with the pear tree*

- 3 dead cops
- Official evidence from the cops proving you used the below items to kill them
- A dead bird and two raw fish on a giant stick.
1
01/12/2014 3:35 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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Well then...*kills other cop with fish*
-2 Dead officer bodies...
-2 fish covered in blood...
-And a partridge in a pear tree!
1
01/09/2014 4:27 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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*Kills the officer with the fish*
Heres the ammo shells and the Face *Drops them on the floor*

List:
Fish with blood
Cooler with fish inside of it
Dead officer body

(Basicly a follow up to this )
1
01/08/2014 6:34 pm
Level 28 : Expert Toast
zoossrocks
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My rabbit girlfriend got a super high and killed this man I was driving her to jail.

New stuff
Somebody's face (not the head the skin from the face)
Ammo shells
Cooler full of fish
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01/08/2014 3:02 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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Someone do my list that i added via editing my last post
1
01/06/2014 5:15 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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*Shoves poisonous gases down officers mouth* DRINK THE GASESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Oh and heres a list:
Dead officer body
Candy
Rabbit
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01/06/2014 5:13 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Caveman
Lows Gaming
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Me:I was going to kill them but now I have to kill you first.
Officer: You are under arrest!
Me: *takes shotgun from my pants and shoots everyone and then blows up the car*

List!
Huge Fan
Bottles of Poisonous Gases
Invitation to Concert
1
01/07/2014 5:41 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
bluebunn55
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How do you keep a shotgun in your pants....?
1
01/06/2014 4:47 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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This child tryed to fight VANS with a gun filled with a massive bag of candy

1.Child
2.Mother
3.Father
1
01/06/2014 4:46 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
bluebunn55
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I'm performing a necromancy spell on my dead uncle. The pebble is magical.

*Massive bag of candy
*A child
*Gun

*THE CAR YOU ARE IN IS A VAN
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01/04/2014 6:22 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
DestructionImminent
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I can explain- He tried to beat me up with a flint, I poked his chest with a stick and he exploded. I think he was a suicide bomber. Arrest him, not me!

1: A book

2: A pebble

3: A man's body
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01/03/2014 11:54 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
Green_Jememba
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He tryed to kill me with the hammer, then he got destracted by drugs...and died the end.

1:STICK
2:FLINT
3:A DEAD BODY
1
01/03/2014 6:16 am
Level 1 : New Miner
DestructionImminent
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Lemme post items cuz he didn't.

1: A ziploc bag with some drugs in it

2: A kid's body

3: A hammer
1
12/31/2013 2:35 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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*wavdes around defibrilliator* What is this thing? The bat can is because the bats flew into my trash can, and the spray paint was because I was spray painting my room!
1
12/31/2013 12:46 am
Level 22 : Expert Scribe
NorthernGamR
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I had bought tickets to the olympics and didn't want to forget where I would be. The c4 was in case I ran into a fallen tree on the road.

- Trash Can full of bats
- Defibrillators
- Spray Paint
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12/30/2013 9:39 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Grump
pistonologist
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i dont own this stuff i just hunted down a bounty hunter and i was going to the police department

-c4
-detonator
-winter olympic games map with section of bleachers circled
1
12/16/2013 8:37 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Sentinulll
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I was cooking.
That camera was from the entrance to my house. It's busted.

- A sniper rifle
- A paper with an address on it, with the address numbers highlighted
- A screenshot of Smasher200's reply
1
12/16/2013 5:51 pm
Level 28 : Expert Toast
zoossrocks
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Nothing wrong going on here. (You have to add the items guys .-.)

1) A mysterious looking 1 ft tall egg
2) Spatula partialy melted
3) Broken security camera
1
12/16/2013 3:56 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Warrior
DinosaurLover5566
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I was doing a building project, but I have very bad aim. The rest of the stuff I think are from some teenagers. You know how crazy they can get!
1
12/15/2013 11:56 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Cowboy
SnargleBlargle
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"Because apparently Walmart security guards keep explosives with them .-." is an odd explanation

- A white fedora with bloodstains on it.
- A nailgun with the words "Railgun" written on it.
- A dead body with 4 nails in it.
1
12/15/2013 10:53 am
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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All this stuff is fake, I'm going as a North Korean soldier for Halloween.
1
12/14/2013 1:36 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Taco
Duckgod
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"I am just going to Walmart to be a Security Guard!"
Nuke Detonator
North Korea Uniform
Assault Rifle
1
12/15/2013 11:19 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Sentinulll
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Because apparently Walmart security guards keep explosives with them .-.


Also, to the user below, apparently you don't know how to just skip over a post.
1
12/12/2013 11:11 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
bluebunn55
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"Well, that escalated quickly." *Shoots cop*


C4
Gun
Security Access Card
1
12/15/2013 11:18 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Sentinulll
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*shoots cop* is not a very good explanation
1
12/12/2013 10:18 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Blacksmith
I_heart_Notch
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Y No items?

GPS cop-car tracking unit
Ak-47 pointed at cop's head
Box od diamonds
1
12/10/2013 10:24 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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The 9 quadrillion bucks was my inheritage from my late grandma, mom, dad and grandpa, who all died in a car accident. I was using the wand to bring them back to life, and the pie was to celebrate them living again.
1
12/10/2013 10:14 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
bluebunn55
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Meet bob. Bob is my friend. *Grabs sharp rock* BOB IS MY FRIEND!!!

Wand
$9,000,000,000,000,00
Pie
1
12/10/2013 8:45 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pokemon
diamond655
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The Hotel receipt was handmade, the cuffs are from my dumb sister's magic trick that failed so I broke it, and a bunch of oranges are inside this bag. *opens bag and they'res oranges inside, but they are stolen and the cop knows nothing of it*

-Rock
-Dead body
-Rock
1
12/10/2013 1:08 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Warrior
DinosaurLover5566
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I found all this in an abandoned building, I wanted to take this to the police so that they can arrest the murderer!

The cop found:
-A recent hotel recipt from out of the country, but no passport
-Bag of unknown contents
-Broken handcuffs
1
12/09/2013 8:35 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Dragonborn
Ninniy
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I found these in the dumpster near my street and didn't want them misused! Taking them to the police office right now.

- The policeman's best friend
- A bloody body
- AK-47

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