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You've been kidnapped.. No phone.. What do you do?
You've been kidnapped and locked in a house, no weapon, no phone. What do you do? Doors and windows are locked
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I would just act like crack head kid or that psycho who is mad after his mom delted his wow acc ( I hope yall know those vids?)
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*UCKING BREAK THE CHAINS FROM THE WALL AND CHOKE THE *UCKER TO DEATH. *UCKEN RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Assuming breaking the windows and doors aren't an option.I would search the house. Find any chemicals, defensive equipment (in case the kidnappers come back) and find potential hiding spots in case they come back (an get a feel for my surroundings), then i would proceed accordingly depending on what equipment i could scavenge. So for example: if i could find matches then i could attempt to control a fire to burn a hole through a wall. If i could find a laptop (with internet connection) or a phone, then i would tell my minecraft buddies that i had been kidnapped and any information i have. If the house was empty then i would hide it out taking some food and a weapon. Then wait for the kidnapper(s) to return and stealthily exit the house (the way they came) or fight them if needed.
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Well, I always carry a pocket knife. I'd cut off whatever rope I have on my hands/legs, then I'd probably just stab him.
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Be a slave I wouldn't escape. I'm Weak!
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Cry.
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If im not bound by the hands. fuck him up.. Not a good idea to try kidnapping 6'1 football players.
Yes, I play football and im a geek.
Yes, I play football and im a geek.
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Liam Neeson would call my kidnapper and would say "I will find you and when I do, I will kill you". I would then be rescued
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I've been kidnapped? Oh no! Wait... doors and windows are LOCKED, but still EXIST, and I haven't been tied to anything so I jump out the window or barge the door down... Yep.
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Well When he opens the door kick him the nuts lol
or is feet in rope to?
or is feet in rope to?
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Hmm... Look for popcorn then watch TV. #YOLO
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Start mining some coal, and make torches..
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If I was kidnapped, I would use my ninja skills to go hide on top of the ceiling, and wait in tell he comes in, then, choke him to death with the hand cuffs (Because of the chain spread, and you can easily choke someone with it.) And take "It's" key and escape with freedom, and leave a note saying: Never mess with a ninja.
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I'm a skinny kid, get out of my cuffs and also (I know this is freaking weird) but i carry a bobby pin with me everywhere i go so i'd pick the lock
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If I was handcuffed: Use the hand cuffs to to smash the buns out of my kidnapper's head and escape. (If the cuffs were behind my back, I would be able to slip them under my feet in front of me btw)
Other: Flop around, see if they come check me out. Then i'll clonk em' up side the head xD
Other: Flop around, see if they come check me out. Then i'll clonk em' up side the head xD
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What if ur strong or take a chair and smash a window? Or i wood hide and leave notes that i found a way out. The man would leave to find me then there is my great escape. Then if he notices me, i say, "Plerp( derp in shyguy talk) u can suck my D, u old creep!" Can then sprint off. Hopefully The autobots are armed outside ready to kill the man and lead me in a convoy out.
Or just wait for my autobots to find the house and destroy it and save me.
Or if i was goku...
Or just wait for my autobots to find the house and destroy it and save me.
Or if i was goku...
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I'm a penguin, nuff said
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Eh, if anyone cares, heres my way. If my hands were cuffed, I would find the captor. Wrap the chain of the cuffs around his neck when he wasn't looking, and keep pulling until it drew blood. After that, If he had a gun, Id take that. Go to the front door, and if it has a lock, I shoot it off. Then run away and find help.
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I would do my best to get away from the attacker. Then try to get as much attention as possible in attempt to scare him away until they can capture him.
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Everything is a weapon, the room would have to be empty and I would brake my hand when I punched the window out. Use a chair or any other solid object to break the windows, just saying
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If I was, then, I would wait in tell I the owner comes back, and do wut ever, to my body, since I can't do anything.
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Ok.
I bring my hands to the front. I look around for an open room. If there was a basement, the person wouldn't want me to know about it, and lock it. If there isn't then look around more. If there is furniture, I look around for something heavy and try to move it, for the chance of a trap door there. Most likely it's locked, so I find something to pick it. When it opens, I look down to see if there is a door there. I look aroud for food, and water, and something to pick locks with. I go down, and look for something to break the cuffs with, like a rock. If there is a door, I try to open, locked, pick it. Open it, and hope it leads outside. I find a place to hide and try to stay hidden while I look for civilization. I look for a phone booth, and try to find a quater to call my mum (or whoever is home). She comes to get me, and when I get home, we call 911. I play Minecraft until they get to my house. I tell them what happened, and...... yeah.
I bring my hands to the front. I look around for an open room. If there was a basement, the person wouldn't want me to know about it, and lock it. If there isn't then look around more. If there is furniture, I look around for something heavy and try to move it, for the chance of a trap door there. Most likely it's locked, so I find something to pick it. When it opens, I look down to see if there is a door there. I look aroud for food, and water, and something to pick locks with. I go down, and look for something to break the cuffs with, like a rock. If there is a door, I try to open, locked, pick it. Open it, and hope it leads outside. I find a place to hide and try to stay hidden while I look for civilization. I look for a phone booth, and try to find a quater to call my mum (or whoever is home). She comes to get me, and when I get home, we call 911. I play Minecraft until they get to my house. I tell them what happened, and...... yeah.
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Just a thought, people are assuming that they can actually do all these things they say they would. Usually kidnappers are decently quick thinkers to have successfully taken you captive to begin with, so I highly doubt you're going to be able to kick them or hit them, etc. and escape without them fighting back or constraining you more securely.
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Ok, So I'm cuffed... Windows can't be broken either... well time to go ultra thinking mode.....
So First I see if there is a way for me to manually open my cuffs, then if there isn't I search for any object with an edge (Whether it be sharp dull, or wood) And try to pick the lock on the cuffs. If it works I used my key and spend a whole lot of time trying to sharpen it's edges if it wasn't already... Then I cut into the walls and try to make my escape....
If I can't pick the lock... I literally try and use my cuffs to punch my way through the walls while Still cuffed... And if that doesn't work I try my hardest to break through the floors.
If the walls dont break on either of the two I still try to break the floor.
So First I see if there is a way for me to manually open my cuffs, then if there isn't I search for any object with an edge (Whether it be sharp dull, or wood) And try to pick the lock on the cuffs. If it works I used my key and spend a whole lot of time trying to sharpen it's edges if it wasn't already... Then I cut into the walls and try to make my escape....
If I can't pick the lock... I literally try and use my cuffs to punch my way through the walls while Still cuffed... And if that doesn't work I try my hardest to break through the floors.
If the walls dont break on either of the two I still try to break the floor.
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go up put my hands under my feet then they are in front of my body then look around the house for a way out when i find the way out i remember the way there look for my stuff then i look around a secret door or something open the door find thousands of dollars go out the exit check the house adress go to the police and tell them i get to the police station why did i leave *facepalm* THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED ......... run back to my house get weapons and find the closest store (confectionery) get canned food and water find a tree house and live there until my food runs out then keep doing it over and over again
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If there was someone on front of me i will kick his leg, get the keys with my leg before he/she fights back
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Sing this to the captor, I don't wanna escape
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I would find the fridge and eat to my hearts content!
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I'd actually probably just sit in a corner and whimper for a few hours.
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I'm an experienced knife user with around 5 knifes on me at all times, also very adapt in self-defense martial arts. TRY ME BTCH.
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Are dey butter knives? ;D
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Go to the kitchen, get soap, and sneak up behind the kidnapper. Then I grab his head and pour the soap into his mouth, then close his mouth until he eventually dies. After that, I grab a broom (or something like that) and break through the window. Then I go to the nearest telephone and call 911.
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curl up in a ball and cry xD
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Then he comes over to cuddle you.. then you [Someone continue]
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kick the sh*t out of that window and escape and if i couldnt do that then just cry :-;
no better yet man up and do a manly cry then fake dead and when they go to get rid of the body either sneak attack them or escape
no better yet man up and do a manly cry then fake dead and when they go to get rid of the body either sneak attack them or escape
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Or you might be able to use his phone?
Also, to OP: It'd be fun if you gave us a picture of the house you were thinking of, whether it be a nice cottage or an insane asylum.[/quote]
Or you might be able to use his phone?
Also, to OP: It'd be fun if you gave us a picture of the house you were thinking of, whether it be a nice cottage or an insane asylum.[/quote]
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here's the thing
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU. even if you can't contact your parents, you can still emergency call if you have no credit.
i do not go anywhere without my phone in case of an emergency. and the area i go to school in has a lot of problems, not really concerning students but the general public and i don't wanna be stuck without a phone there.
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU. even if you can't contact your parents, you can still emergency call if you have no credit.
i do not go anywhere without my phone in case of an emergency. and the area i go to school in has a lot of problems, not really concerning students but the general public and i don't wanna be stuck without a phone there.
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What if the kidnapper takes your phone?
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You know what I would do?
I would just walk through that massive hole right next to the door #NuffSaid
I would just walk through that massive hole right next to the door #NuffSaid
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My Solution 1:
*a faint charging can be heard coming from the house...*
Kaaaaaaaaa.....
*the charging sound gets louder and a blue glow shines out the windows*
...meeeeeeeehaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeee...
*the charging sound is at it's loudest peak and the blue glow is blindingly strong*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*the house is broken apart by a massive energy beam, and I proceed to escape*
My Solution 2:
Remove my inhibitor rings and proceed to Chaos Blast that house down, capturer and all. After all, the Chaos Force is an infinite pool of energy
My Solution 3:
If all else fails, throw something at a window and DO A BARREL ROLL
*a faint charging can be heard coming from the house...*
Kaaaaaaaaa.....
*the charging sound gets louder and a blue glow shines out the windows*
...meeeeeeeehaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeee...
*the charging sound is at it's loudest peak and the blue glow is blindingly strong*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*the house is broken apart by a massive energy beam, and I proceed to escape*
My Solution 2:
Remove my inhibitor rings and proceed to Chaos Blast that house down, capturer and all. After all, the Chaos Force is an infinite pool of energy
My Solution 3:
If all else fails, throw something at a window and DO A BARREL ROLL
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I think the maker of this thread means in real life, not in your currently fantasizing mind...
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AbandonStairCaseSnowyfoxETminecraft"No phone"; invalid argument; every responsible or irresponsible, for that matter, person carries around a phone of some sort.
I don't have a phone...and I know a few people that don't either...and according to my culture you shouldn't even be screwing around with phones when you're not even an adult...
It doesn't mean that you didn't have a phone to start with. Maybe the guy took it, or it fell out of your pocket and he found it.
Or you might be able to use his phone?
Also, to OP: It'd be fun if you gave us a picture of the house you were thinking of, whether it be a nice cottage or an insane asylum.
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SnowyfoxETminecraft"No phone"; invalid argument; every responsible or irresponsible, for that matter, person carries around a phone of some sort.
I don't have a phone...and I know a few people that don't either...and according to my culture you shouldn't even be screwing around with phones when you're not even an adult...
It doesn't mean that you didn't have a phone to start with. Maybe the guy took it, or it fell out of your pocket and he found it.
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*Proceeds to sing "Lemme take a selfie"*
Kidnapper: Stop! Just... stop.
*unties you and forces you to leave*
????
Profit.
Kidnapper: Stop! Just... stop.
*unties you and forces you to leave*
????
Profit.
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ETminecraft"No phone"; invalid argument; every responsible or irresponsible, for that matter, person carries around a phone of some sort.
I don't have a phone...and I know a few people that don't either...and according to my culture you shouldn't even be screwing around with phones when you're not even an adult...
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Break the wrist, and walk away.
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okay so I'm kidnapped and stuck in room.
If my captor was there I'd probably head-butt the guy until he is unconscious then tear his eyes out with my teeth and grab the keys to the door run outside then find someone get them to call the cops arrest the kidnapper and get them to take me home
If my captor wasn't there i'd probably break down the door or if the door was made of metal i'd try to tear the walls apart with my teeth.
Simple way to escape!
If my captor was there I'd probably head-butt the guy until he is unconscious then tear his eyes out with my teeth and grab the keys to the door run outside then find someone get them to call the cops arrest the kidnapper and get them to take me home
If my captor wasn't there i'd probably break down the door or if the door was made of metal i'd try to tear the walls apart with my teeth.
Simple way to escape!
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If I'm sitting, do the little John Travolta -sitting to squatting- move, walk around the room, and probably just break down the door. It's an inside door, shouldn't be very strong at all. Walk through, find somethin in the house, leave.
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"No phone"; invalid argument; every responsible or irresponsible, for that matter, person carries around a phone of some sort.
Err, anyways. If there's a chair, attempt to break off a leg, and use that to shatter a window, and from there pry apart any obstacles within the window, and escape to my freedom.
Err, anyways. If there's a chair, attempt to break off a leg, and use that to shatter a window, and from there pry apart any obstacles within the window, and escape to my freedom.
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