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Bad translator

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1/30/2014 2:28 pm
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Hello! We all have heard of the Bad Translator, right? If you haven't you can find it here.

This is mine:
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01/30/2014 2:28 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Scribe
Galax
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Original text:

"A thousand miles away from the ocean lies a dead whale. This whale, which many know as Moby, never killed anyone. He was innocent. Like you. Like me."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thousands of miles of Ocean Whale died. This tool is set up, many people know how Moby, never die. He is innocent. Well as you. it seems to me."
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01/30/2014 2:04 pm
Level 26 : Expert Warrior
BBBBBB
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"Don't play hopscotch with a pogostick you may fall and break and eye ball, my pet kittens did it are spilled my orange juice."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Woman falls do not affect all women, those who turn to orange juice."

THIS IS AMAZING!!!
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01/30/2014 2:03 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
CyDigita
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Original text:

"Aderyn Cecil was born in Cil’Erandyl, a wealthy Citadel, to a noble family as a continuation to a line of magistrates. As a young child, he was taught the ways of the moral compass, and how right differs from wrong. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"29 Erandyl Castle, Cecil CIL consumers. This family, Puerto Rico, and the only intelligent creatures is a kind of fierce conflict.
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01/30/2014 1:58 pm
Level 42 : Master Pixel Painter
telamonianajax
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Pizza locusts, the worst food for chocolate ice cream.
original: Pizza is the most disgusting food made for human consumption, after chocolate covered crickets.
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01/30/2014 1:55 pm
Level 26 : Expert Warrior
BBBBBB
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They eventually meet up with other Spartans after flying through covenant controlled air zones and taking out enemy armor on the way. They made it down to the cave; they weren’t in the best of shape, especially Kelly but found their allies. Will, Isaac and Vinh were in the caves; they looked pretty beat up, they were protecting Dr Halsey’s Vault and It was ONI’s secret underground military outpost. They got access to the vault; Dr Halsey patched them up and was now planning an escape plan.

"L E I n m is only 25 mm m242 25 mm, Kelly and Congress at the same time. They could not March through an ally and enemy air, Dr. Halsey underground secrets of pleasure, this is the returns control program Dr. Halsey correctif in self-defense.

THIS IS SO AWESOME! HAHAH!
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01/30/2014 1:51 pm
Level 42 : Master Pixel Painter
telamonianajax
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If there is a choice of life and death, choose the pizza of death.
original: If I had a choice of death or a lifetime supply of pizza, I would choose death.
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01/30/2014 1:48 pm
Level 26 : Expert Warrior
BBBBBB
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"This book in 3,117, exactly one year after the fall of reach and Halo. John of the model in order to survive, so that the reflection of the Mall at Cortana is the ideal choice. I wish you success and to save his life, but this way, I don't know what is next, what could be worse. Thousands of soldiers, Halo artifacts, including Captain Keith and their ships were destroyed pillars fall, unable to escape from the solar system. They are sitting duck eggs per bus. Long sword"

BAHAHAHA My book summary of Halo First strike, I LOVE THIS THING!
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01/30/2014 1:45 pm
Level 42 : Master Pixel Painter
telamonianajax
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wait. caught my typo. first instead of fist. well this is better:Original text:

"Steve is a six foot tall man who breaks trees with his right fist, wields a sword with his right hand, and shoots his bow with his left hand, oddly."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hughes died at the hands of the FBI in other countries as well as the sword's true fasai Cedar 4."
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01/30/2014 1:43 pm
Level 42 : Master Pixel Painter
telamonianajax
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Original text:

"Steve is a six foot tall man who breaks trees with his right first, wields a sword with his right hand, and shoots his bow with his left hand, oddly."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Steve Masters. The forest is the first knife in the left and right hand, was sentenced to death."
ha ha ha
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01/30/2014 1:42 pm
Level 25 : Expert Network
4377699683
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Um:
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01/30/2014 1:40 pm
Level 25 : Expert Network
4377699683
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01/30/2014 1:33 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Network
BeaconFire
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Original text:

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love wit"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are three vampires that they all convainc. Finally, I was able to complete the knowledge of an expert and don't know if you want to see."

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01/30/2014 1:13 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Dragonborn
Phlying_Jinxer
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From:
This translator looks good! Ima gonna try it.
To:
A beautiful woman is up to the international mineralogical Association.

wut
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01/30/2014 1:29 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Network
BeaconFire
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I did the same and i had :

Original text:

"This translator looks good! Ima gonna try it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The mineral's International Association of good fish."
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01/30/2014 11:51 am
Level 40 : Master Procrastinator
-Rusty-
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"Minecraft is a place to build!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... I am an artist."
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01/30/2014 11:23 am
Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
SwooceRoDah
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Original text:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The icing on the cake."
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01/30/2014 11:08 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster uwu
Mursuppa
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Original text:

"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"King, Mcdonalds, America."
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01/22/2014 12:06 am
Level 7 : Apprentice Blacksmith
The High Paladin
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"My little baby is a sex machine"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My computer."

Forever alone.
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01/21/2014 10:51 pm
Level 41 : Master Blob
Navbarry
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Original Text: "You heartless demon"

35 Translations Later: "This is awesome"

Original Text: "I like pie"

35 Translations Later: " I don't think so. Very good, very good."
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01/21/2014 10:19 pm
Level 22 : Expert Cowboy
fartcrafter
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Original text:

"wog"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Summary"

wog= a person from a different country
Original text:

"life"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Directly"
Original text:

"don't you just hate when you go to take a small fart but poo fly's out everywhere"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And fishing."
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01/21/2014 10:11 pm
Level 25 : Expert Spleefer
Wizardofdoom
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I love kittens

Many translations later:

Baby love.




lul
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01/21/2014 9:48 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Poro
Svenskeren
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Original text:

"Hey miten menee"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... George Xiyiwank-"
Original text:

"Do you even lift noob?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"White on the right."
Original text:

"Sometimes I dream about cheese!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sometimes he"
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01/21/2014 9:43 pm
Level 40 : Master Procrastinator
-Rusty-
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Original text:

"I am the creep, the creeped, forever creepy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... You don't need to be afraid of them."
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01/21/2014 1:13 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Network
Mememe41
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Original text:
"Twist is best pony"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"From the sea."

*sigh* Shoo be doo! Shoo, shoo be doo! You earn a cookie if you get the reference.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Original text:
"Meme needs to shut up about ponies."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"You need to beat the Colts Meme."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Original text:
"I see one apple coffee cake over there its mine....."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... Apple Pie"
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01/20/2014 8:38 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Explorer
GrayPluto
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Original text:

"Stand back and watch me hack that! My iron sword, it's good to go! You mobs don't know!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"No, they're in good condition, you'll find a steel plate. But I don't know how."

What. I don't.. what. What. I don't... what is... I just... I'll shut up now and laugh for 30 minutes. Or 12 hours. Depends.

Oh hey look:
Original text:

"I HATE YOU!!!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I hate you!!!"

Go figure.

Original text:

"BAD TRANSLATOR"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wrong translation"

This is totally legit. Believe it or not.


Original text:

"I hate stupid people."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Love is a stupid people."

... I give up society...
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01/20/2014 8:15 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pirate
Bleyd
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Original text:

"War persists because it is waged against evil men and not against that which makes men evil."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The war in Sierra Leone, however, people are willing to pay for the stupid."
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01/20/2014 5:49 pm
Level 24 : Expert Network
NOTAVALIABLE
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Original text:

"We all love paril but we must hashtag blame paril must stop! (yes i know random)"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"We want to make a change, but I need that title should release attribué wall (I know, I know, matérialisme)"
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01/20/2014 4:37 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Dragon
samkee00
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Original text:

"Firestar doesn't like waffles!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Qiaoshigandi"

Okay then.
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01/20/2014 5:34 pm
Level 21 : Expert Modder
Creeper_Modder
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bing is awesome xD
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01/20/2014 4:34 pm
Level 1 : New Architect
jbgktdsgvteyovteuov
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This is mine

Creative mode is for wusses who don't have kidneys"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Innovative models are wusses is not a human kidney"
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01/20/2014 4:28 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Explorer
OptimisticCookie
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Original text:

"Snow feels so warm and sensual."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hot and sexy."

Original text:

"Would you like to smell my therapist?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Center?"
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01/20/2014 4:17 pm
Level 22 : Expert Blacksmith
I_heart_Notch
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Original text:

"Planet Minecraft"

...70 translations later, Bing gives us:

"World's minimum"
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01/20/2014 4:16 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Network
Kaev
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Original text:

"Bad Translator"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's a tradition."

:p
1
01/20/2014 4:14 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Explorer
OptimisticCookie
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Original text:

"My nose is a communist."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"That is socialism."
1
01/20/2014 4:10 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Explorer
Butterblender
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Original text:

"I like to eat pie!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bread"
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01/20/2014 4:06 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Fisherman
penguinluv1117
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Original: mommy made me mash my m n' m, I Cried

35 translations later: Now you can play Pleurs.
lol wut?

Original: I play a game were you make a plague and destroy the humans of a virtual world, Haha, Puny Weaklings!

35 translations later: And natural disasters destroy the world haha.
they do don't they.

These Made Me Laugh So Hard xD
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12/28/2013 2:12 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Taco
SgtNyan
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"I love Dr. Pepper with my sandwiches."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For example, drinks, sandwich"


"Drop the knife! Drop it! Drop it! "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... The second and third and knife"


Original text:

"Nuggets in Biscuits "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cookies"


"Chuck Norris is a badass"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nuolis, Maria Carmen errors"


"A creeper blew up my house and an enderman stole my diamond blocks."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Please help, out of the closet."


"My rofl copter goes soi soi soi soi soi"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Tonight. Tonight. Tonight a fun evening with the helicopter."


"It's worse than that, he's dead Jim!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"To do this, Jim is dead, it doesn't matter."


"It'll be okay... Just put on your cool face. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For this."
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12/26/2013 9:35 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Antylamon
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Original text:

"Now that's just plain overkill, I mean c'mon!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Also, I am in love"
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12/26/2013 9:31 pm
Level 22 : Expert Ninja
diffusethetnt
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Original text:

"thirty five translations later"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"35."
Original text:

"I guarantee you this will be lost in translation "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This translation is not enough."
Original text:

"lel u defs cant do this one"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"West Pacific/Benutzernam there is a famous and DEF (5)"

l
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12/26/2013 9:23 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Creeper
CreeperSoul23
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"Minecraft is awesome! You can do anything in your imagination.
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12/26/2013 9:22 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Creeper
CreeperSoul23
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LOLOOLOL

This one is even better:
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12/26/2013 9:20 pm
Level 22 : Expert Ninja
diffusethetnt
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From English: can you translate this
To Arabic: ويمكن ترجمة هذا
Back to English: This can be translated
To Catalan: Això pot ser traduït
Back to English: This can be translated
To Ukranian: Це може бути переведений
Back to English: It can be translated
To Turkish: Tercüme edilebilir
Back to English: Can be translated
To Swedish: Kan översättas
Back to English: Can be translated
To Danish: Kan oversættes
Back to English: Can be translated
To Spanish: Puede ser traducido
Back to English: It can be translated
To Estonian: Saab tõlkida
Back to English: You can translate
To Finnish: Voit kääntää
Back to English: You can turn the
To French: Vous pouvez activer le
Back to English: You can enable the
To German: Sie können die
Back to English: You can use the
To Slovenian: Lahko uporabite na
Back to English: You can use the
To Haitian Creole: Ou ka sèvi ak a
Back to English: You can use the
To Slovak: Môžete použiť
Back to English: You can use the
To Hungarian: Használhatja a
Back to English: You can use the
To Romanian: Puteţi utiliza
Back to English: You can use the
To Bulgarian: Можете да използвате
Back to English: You can use the
To Polish: Można użyć
Back to English: You can use the
To Hebrew: באפשרותך להשתמש
Back to English: You can use
To Vietnamese: Bạn có thể sử dụng
Back to English: You can use the
To Lithuanian: Galite naudoti su
Back to English: You can use it with
To Chinese Simplified: 您可以使用它与
Back to English: You can use it with
To Japanese: それを使用することができます。
Back to English: You can use it.
To Portuguese: Você pode usá-lo.
Back to English: You can use it.
To Indonesian: Anda dapat menggunakannya.
Back to English: You can use it.
To Chinese Traditional: 您可以使用它。
Back to English: You can use it.
To Thai: คุณสามารถใช้
Back to English: You can use the.
To Dutch: U kunt de.
Back to English: You can use the.
To Czech: Můžete použít.
Back to English: You can use.
To Greek: Μπορείτε να χρησιμοποιήσετε.
Back to English: You can use.
To Norwegian: Du kan bruke.
Back to English: You can use.
To Latvian: Jūs varat izmantot.
Back to English: You can use it.
To Korean: 당신은 그것을 사용할 수 있습니다.
Back to English: You can use it.
To Russian: Вы можете использовать его.
Back to English: You can use it.
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12/26/2013 9:19 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Miner
Gunner589
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1
12/26/2013 9:17 pm
Level 22 : Expert Ninja
diffusethetnt
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Original text:

"nine"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The new proposal."
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12/26/2013 9:08 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Dragon
Malaionus
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Original text:

""Alright, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!" "Yeah." "Make life take the lemons back!" "Yeah!" "Get mad!" "Yeah!" "I don't want your dumb lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!" "Yeah! Take the lemons!" "Demand to see life's manager" "Yeah" "Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down. With the lemons." "Oh I like this guy." I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" "Burn his house down! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!" "The point is, if we can store music on a compact disk, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain mapping. Artificial intelligence. We should of been working on it 30 years ago. I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day. If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue, she'll say she can't, she's modest like that. But you make her. Heck, put her in my computer, I don't care. Alright, test's over, you can head on back to you'r desk." "Goodbye sir..." "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In other words, if younger, look so adding lemon juice lemon, I'm not complaining about that, but not so bad ... Yes, Dios set Johnson's life and honor to look, know the smoke in the House? When you visit, you will love this special. I have had no impact on engineering. Measurement of sulfur. Fire inspired home. He said:
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12/26/2013 8:52 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Cowboy
Cndmwavoo
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Original text:

"Newest number in the alphabet is called Sasquatch."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I have read many letters."
1
12/26/2013 8:50 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Blockhead
Woodilicious
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The sad part is that this is legit.... xD
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12/26/2013 8:28 pm
Level 66 : High Grandmaster Pyro
CrespoChimp
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"Did you know that I know that you don't know?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I know, I know"

xD

"“You have the freedom to be yourself, your true self, here and now, and nothing can stand in your way".”"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Free information here we have nothing left."
1
12/26/2013 8:07 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Architect
Suspence1127
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This one is the best:
Original text:

"I ate pie while throwing up in a toilet while I played Minecraft"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can eat bread. If you use a game community."

*EDIT----------------------------------------
Original text:

"I like pie"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Famous."
1
12/26/2013 8:05 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Artsygirl2002
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Original text:

"I like butter that farts and is rainbowy and micky mouse whatevers"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Please, I love beautiful bright inflatable Mickey,"
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