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created 10/29/2014 6:49 am by darthwars
last reply 11/22/2014 7:30 pm
Title says it all! Post your Illuminati conspiracy theories here! xD

PMC has 3 letters, a triangle has 3 sides, PMC illuminati confirmed :3
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darthwars
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11/22/2014 6:28 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Archer
ErikJack
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Cant we just BnE and find this stuff out



Disclamer: ErikJack does not approve of BnE's without goverment approval...
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11/22/2014 6:10 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
NavyPenguin
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PMC has 14 categories.
PMC has 3 letters.
14 - 3 = 11
The roman numeral for 11 is XI.
The person who posted above me has 3 chicken wings in their pocket.
A triangle has 3 sides.
I like chicken wings.

Illuminati confirmed.
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11/22/2014 7:08 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Network
Creeper7111
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I approve this
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11/22/2014 7:30 pm
Level 21 : Expert Fish
Serqua
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3 words = triangle = illuminati
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11/22/2014 5:15 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Network
Creeper7111
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God, I love YouTube

Dude when you think hard kfc is illuminati....
KFC is red
red
do you want to know what else it red
yes
the colour red
red has 3 letters
KFC has3 letters
3+3=6
7 ate 9
therefore we are left with
with 7 who ate 9
there is 7 days in a week
week
week rhymes with the word beak
beak
chickens have beaks
chickens
chickens have 2 wings
humans have 0 wings
2+0 is 2
the kernal has 2 eyes
chickens also have 2 eyes
2+2=4
there is 4 letters in the start of the letters of mcdonalds
mc donalds sells chicken
KFC also sells chicken
there is 9 letters in the word mcdonalds
9
9 rhymes with the word eletromagnetic delay line
magnet
magnets are metal
cages are also made of metal
chickens are kept in cages
is this were kfc gets there chicken?
lets find out
chickens have 2 legs
and humans have 2 legs aswell
2+2 is 4
the kernal has 4 limbs
the chicken has 2 limbs
incase u count there wings
and that is 4
4 divided by 4 is =1
illumnati has 1 eye
so
KFC =Ilumnati comfirmed
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11/22/2014 3:27 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Dragon
Enderborn_
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i hav proof this is illuminarty. he is called pmc: if u rearrange dese letters and add a few mor u get bin laden. osama dat guy was behind al Qaeda. Qaeda has a Q in it. so does quickscope. this pmc guy DIDN'T quickscope meaning he isnt faze worthy. it is common knowledge that faze employs donald duck to spy on the americans at disney land. this is proof he is planning another attack! donald duck has 3 ds in it. the illuminarty triangle has 3 sides. COINCIDENCE?! i tink not. if you get 3 and divid by 3. you get 1. illuminarty has 1 eye. THIS IS ILLUMINARTY CONFIRMD!!!!!!111!!1!!!! TELL THE WORLD BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!111

Ahem.
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11/22/2014 7:29 pm
Level 21 : Expert Fish
Serqua
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Mind blown
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11/21/2014 10:02 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Pirate
Bleyd
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11/21/2014 6:33 am
Level 4 : Apprentice Explorer
1CrazedGunner1
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Paril has 5 words
1 is how old I am
5-1= 4
4 is the amount of animatronics in five nights at freddys
there are 7 total nights in five nights at freddy's
freddy's is 7 letters.
7+7=14
14 is how old I now am
(I have been here 13 years writing this)
I have not moved from my spot for 13 years.
I am now on a mountain of crap
on a chair.
I am now 49.
I have died and been reborn
I am now 3.
3 is the number valve cant count to.
valve is 5 letters.
valve will never release half-life 3
half-life 3 is a total of 8 letters and numbers
8 was mentioned before on this post.
Counting from here 566 is the amount of letters.
566 is how old I am now.
the sentence above this one has 17 characters
characters is 10 letters.
10-7=3
eye is 3 words.
3 is the amount of sides a triangle has.
Illumanati confirmed
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11/21/2014 5:51 am
Level 41 : Master Pokemon
Jacob Rigoberto
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PixeBuilt has two capital letters, and is the name of one server. Two plus one = 3 LOOMINATI
There is three admins on the server.
DOUBLE LOOMINATI
The server has emulated Kanto, and Kanto has a trio of Legendary Birds.
TRIPLE LOOMINATI

3x LOOMINATI = LOOMINATI
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11/19/2014 5:09 pm
Level 49 : Master Wizard
kristinnvikar
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Pewdiepie = 9 characters
pewdiepie = 3 illuminatis dun dun dun
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11/17/2014 4:43 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Fox
-Mage-
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'Course, if you want entertaining music just watch Weird Al's Foil video. XD
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11/17/2014 4:39 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Fox
-Mage-
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One word: "Foil"

[Verse 1:]
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later

[Pre-Chorus:]
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

[Chorus:]
With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea

[Sip] Mmm, lovely!

[Verse 2:]
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination

[Pre-Chorus:]
And soon you've got black helicopters coming 'cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat

[Chorus:]
From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy
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11/19/2014 5:03 pm
Level 26 : Expert Explorer
TheHipster
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OMG I FORGOT, IF YOU PLAY THAT BACKWARDS YOU (need to listen close) HEAR STRANGE THINGS. LIKE, ILLUMINATI-Y THINGS.
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11/21/2014 4:05 am
Level 39 : Artisan Fox
-Mage-
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WEIRD AL NOOOOOOO! Don't join illuminati! NOOOOOOO!
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11/17/2014 4:24 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Meme
TheViridian
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11/17/2014 4:31 pm
Level 29 : Expert Grump
HariusAwesome44
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11/17/2014 3:52 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Ladybug
McJackson3180
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Old annoying meme is three words, old is three letters, a triangle has three sides. Illuminati is a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.
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11/17/2014 3:37 pm
Level 27 : Expert Explorer
Del_boy211
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Illuminati has 3 I's in it

The Illiminati logo has 3 sides on it's triangle

Illuminati 3 confirmed.
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11/17/2014 1:56 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Dragonborn
Floppypancake31
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Facebook is being controlled by the Illuminati.
Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook.
Mark = Four letters
Zuckerberg = ten letters
Facebook = Eight letters
8 / 4 = 2
2 + 10 = 12
12 = 1 + 2
1 + 2 = 3
There are three sides to the Illuminati triangle.

Darthwars is a member of the Illuminati.

Darth = 5 letters
Wars = 4 letters
Darthwars = 9 letters
Darthwars = 2 words

5 + 4 = 9
9 / 9 = 1
1 + 2 = 3

3 sides to an Illuminati triangle.

Darthwars, the creator of this forum is Illuminati confirmed. He most likely made this post, hoping that I, the Illuminati's company architect would discover his secret. You see, even I do not have the full list of members.
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11/17/2014 3:24 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
darthwars
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A mind of great power has finally found out D: oh noes
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11/17/2014 12:55 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
WTFshady
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benjimaestroValve is a games company.
They have 3 major games, Team fortress 2, Half Life 2 and Left 4 Dead 2
TF2, HL2 and L4D2
3 Major games abbreviated to 3 characters.
But wait! Theres more!
Everyone is waiting for a 3rd game in the Portal, Half life and Team Fortress franchises.
The letter V upside down is like a triangle.
Their founder, Gabe Newell, starts with a G.
G is illuminati confirmed.
Plot twist much?

Also, don't forget: the triangle has 3 sides and there are 3 major Valve games. Everyone is waiting for the 3rd installment of those 3 major games. There are 4 main characters in L4D2 - 1 main character in HL2 = 3. Right now we have 4 3s. But let's not forget that PMC is made out of 3 words. Under the website's name there are 3 words too. That makes it 6 3s. 6 x 3 = 18. There were originally 6 submission categories in PMC: projects, skins, packs, servers, mods and blogs. 18 / 6 = 3. That means that PMC and Valve are illuminati. Some more proof that Valve is illuminati:

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We said that PMC is illuminati. PMC is connected to Minecraft. That means that Minecraft is illuminati too.

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Minecraft was made by Notch. Notch is illuminati too. Notch is a person. We know that we're all connected. That means that everyone and everything is illuminati.
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11/17/2014 12:20 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Network
benjimaestro
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Valve is a games company.
They have 3 major games, Team fortress 2, Half Life 2 and Left 4 Dead
TF2, HL2 and L4D
3 Major games abbreviated to 3 characters.
But wait! Theres more!
Everyone is waiting for a 3rd game in the Portal, Half life and Team Fortress franchises.
The letter V upside down is like a triangle.
Their founder, Gabe Newell, starts with a G.
G is illuminati confirmed.
Plot twist much?
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11/17/2014 9:38 am
Level 20 : Expert Artist
Narotiza
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11/17/2014 8:12 am
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Toast
sigurd4
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Gyis i did to esc8pe & I am in a s3cret bunker base clan hidong from teh terrorists and iluminatyes & i tihnk i am safe FOR NOE. Teh iluminati must of forgot taht i was dere + i also grabbed lots of $$$ and €€€ and £££ and kush and mdew and broritoes, too. #240blazeit If u evr get supsicous peploe knokcing ur d00r: gtfo!!1! U d 'otn wan't the same tihng to happn to u. It = probalyb twh ulliminatey. Anywyas gus. I hop u realix teh ilumuniti i'stn to mess width, cuz dey will find u & also kill.
-TheGrimCreeper-Yup. We're opposing tyranny!

Omag u said we taht mens u r illominaty membr. :O wash out gyus
Find Them Creepersomg m87 git out off dere!!~!!!1~!!!'

Tanks man u r awesom fro helpnhg me m9. Becuz of u i git 0ut 0.o

(PS: dt'n join a illumonati cuz dey r bad gyus?)
(PSS: #yoloswag)
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11/16/2014 6:56 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Miner
Vikana
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The group was killed in the 1700s. Anyone alive who claims to be part of it is probably a great-great-great-great-grandchild of someone in there. They were probably trying to be like the Founding Fathers and oppose tyranny. Judging by conspiracy theories claiming that they were evil assassins, they probably had rebel children who hated their ideas and twisted them. And I believe they don't exist.

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Vikana
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11/16/2014 8:13 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Goblin
-TheGrimCreeper-
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Yup. We're opposing tyranny!
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11/16/2014 5:46 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragon
Summits3g
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11/16/2014 5:37 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Pony
Selbystone
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Well PETA has 4 letters and theres only 1 Iluminati... 4-1=3 and there is THREE sides on the Illumanati symbol. PETA IS ILLUMANAZISSSSS RUN 4 LIVES!!1!!!
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11/16/2014 5:31 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Miner
Nc Central
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youtube is a Illuminati

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11/16/2014 5:21 pm
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Toast
sigurd4
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Guis i escapd muy cel and found the iluminati pc so i used it to notufy u br0i~nos anout teh situration && ther is wifi h3re. As well as $$ . I dnot' have mutch time cuz the iluminate can be here any tim s00n bruh. Aniways i can revael that the ledar of the illluminati is snipars, dough i do " nt think dat was too surpirsing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ó snapp i htink they are c00ming so i bett-r get get out of her cya bye

(PS: ubcribe to may utub hcannle plxx. I do cod vids and monatges and stuf?)
(PSS: join teh clan calld xXxXXNoscopeGirrafBrosCoOfJusticUSuckM8XXxXx thx?)
(PSSS: cya gus piece out!)
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11/16/2014 8:00 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dragon
Find Them Creepers
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omg m87 git out off dere!!~!!!1~!!!`
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11/16/2014 3:32 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Pokemon
Dialga
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PaperBatVG has ten letters in it, pBat has four letters in it, 10 - 4 is 6, there are 2 black guys in the youtube group "the few" including pBat, 6 / 2 = 3. PBAT ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!1!! Now some six year old is gonna come up and ask me who pBat is... Should've thought this one through
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11/16/2014 3:26 pm
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Toast
sigurd4
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darthwars
sigurd4-Snip cuz illuminatioverload


omfg

O.o omg i jsut n0ticed my pos56tghn n ,
-snip-
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11/16/2014 3:23 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
darthwars
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sigurd4-Snip cuz illuminatioverload


omfg
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11/16/2014 3:16 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Pokemon
Dialga
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You know why there is no half-life 3 or TF3 or portal 3? There are three of them = illuminati, GabeN doesn't want to make it obvious that Valve were the illuminati so he scrapped the idea of them
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11/16/2014 3:14 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dragon
Find Them Creepers
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*WARNING*


Before reading any further,
please play the song for maximum effect.


[yt]SVt4XsTvWXY[/yt]
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11/16/2014 3:00 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Network
PookieSK
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I'm sorry to say... but...

Minecraft is illuminati.
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11/16/2014 3:24 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
darthwars
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That must mean blocks are triangles... and triangles are illuminati, D:
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11/16/2014 2:59 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Goblin
-TheGrimCreeper-
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I'm honestly surprised that no one has mentioned me yet. I'm good at hiding, I suppose.
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11/16/2014 2:52 pm
Level 24 : Expert Artist
JoaoPauloC100
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Cookies are illuminati.
They're not COOKed, they're BAKed.
They should be called BAKies. But Illuminati said no,
Here's a pic. http://imgur.com/HbMQaBN
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11/16/2014 2:46 pm
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Toast
sigurd4
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*inception music starts playing*
hello m9s. (robotic text-to-voice voice)
watch out, and change ur panties, becuz this might knock your socks of.
after tons of time dong research i have come to a conlucsion.
zyprezz is a member of the illuminati.
now, u might be thinking. how is diz legit br8t?
well, listen up bun11cho
this is my theory:

zypreez is a member of thge pmc clan.
pmc.
pmc is short for planet mine craft.
minecraft.
minecraft is a game.
humans play games.
humans have 2eyes.
eyes.
eyes have one eye.
the illuminati has one eye.
and behold. here comes the most brix shiting part:
xypres is a robot.
robots.
robots are evil.
evil is red.
do you know what is red??
that's right! red flags!
flags are made out of cloth.
cloth rhymes with sloth.
sloths are lazy
lazy.
lazy has 4 letters.
there is one sloth
1 + 4 = 5.
sloths have two eyes and four limbs
4 - 2 = 2
and here it comes:
5 - 2 = 3!
the illumintai has three sides.
ziperzz = illuminati confirmed.
*play xfiles theme*
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11/16/2014 2:22 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
Pie_N
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I don't even
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11/16/2014 4:04 pm
Level 25 : Expert Pokemon
ericborkowsky
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3 words. 3. A TRIANGLE HAS 3 CORNERS. STOP HIDING YOUR IDENTITY.
GUYS.
SOME OF US ARE ILLUMINATI.
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11/16/2014 2:14 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dragon
Find Them Creepers
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One has 3 in it. Three has 5 in it. 1 * 3 * 3 * 5 = 45. Forty Five has 5 and 4 and 4 and 5. 5 - 4 + 5 - 4 = 2. There is one body orbiting the Earth. 2 + 1 = 3. Half Life 3 confirmed release 5014. 5 + 0 = 1 + 4. 5 / 5 + 2 = 3. There have been 3 CoD: Modern Warfares. 3 * 3 = 9. Since Half Life 3 has been confirmed, 9 / 3 = 3. Nicolas Cage confirmed God. Nicolas Cage was in National Treasure. He was looking for the Freemason's treasure. The Freemasons are an old group. The Illuminati is an old group. Illuminati confirmed 100%.
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11/16/2014 2:22 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
darthwars
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11/16/2014 2:00 pm
Level 22 : Expert Dragonborn
NonExistingName
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[insert inception noise]
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11/16/2014 1:29 pm
Level 46 : Master Narwhal
DMB2121
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Illuminati. Illuminate. What illuminates? Light bulbs. And what do light bulbs represent? Good ideas. But the illuminati is not a good idea. It's a bad idea. What else is a bad idea? Terrorism. Who is a terrorist? Osama Bin Laden. OSAMA BIN LADDEN IS WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI!
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11/16/2014 1:27 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Pokemon
SkeletonBunny
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"Signs" include throwing up hand signals, like Jay Z's diamond, which some believe is actually a covert reference to the "all-seeing eye," an alleged Illuminati symbol. Supposed Illuminati references also pepper music videos, like "Run This Town," the Jay Z/Kanye/Rihanna smash in which the trio wore all black in a post-apocalyptic society. Jay also raised eyebrows with goat skull imagery in "On To the Next One." Katy Perry wedged in plenty of symbolism in her "Dark Horse" video, which The Wire combed through.

Theories have also combed live shows for Illuminati rituals. Apparently Taylor Swift's 2012 American Music Award and 2013 BRIT Award performances were rife with religious symbolism. And what about that time Kanye embarrassed her at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? It was a staged ritual, because all incoming Illu-members have to be embarrassed in front of their peers as initiation. The same theory applies to Miley Cyrus' much-hyped 2013 VMA performance.
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11/16/2014 1:34 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
darthwars
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