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Alright
So,I'm trying to test this out.
As it has been made clear by my title,I have absolutely no experience dating anyone.
HOWEVER
That does not stop me from giving you advice.
So ask away,and watch me try to explain something I know nothing about!
DISCLAIMER: If my advice causes the side effects of,but not limited to:
-Spontaneous Combustion
-Not getting a date
-Projectile Diarrhea-ing
-Explosive Vomiting
Then I am not held responsible
So,I'm trying to test this out.
As it has been made clear by my title,I have absolutely no experience dating anyone.
HOWEVER
That does not stop me from giving you advice.
So ask away,and watch me try to explain something I know nothing about!
DISCLAIMER: If my advice causes the side effects of,but not limited to:
-Spontaneous Combustion
-Not getting a date
-Projectile Diarrhea-ing
-Explosive Vomiting
Then I am not held responsible
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Napoleon assembled one of the greatest armies to take Russia and lost it due to ego, underestimation of the weather, conditions and guerrilla tactics shown by cossacks...
Albeit that doesn't have anything to do with relationships on a physical basis as such m8
Albeit that doesn't have anything to do with relationships on a physical basis as such m8
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Hello, this isn't a question, but a story.
Anyone out here having any issues with heartbreak? Breakups? I have a tale for you.
Once, long ago, in 1812, the Russians were retreating from Moscow after the Battle of Borodino. This was the single deadliest day of the Napoleonic Wars. Both armies were exhausted. It was awful.
And so it was done. Evacuation. They were told to bring as much food as possible, and so, they did. Most of the people were out.
Napoleon charged into the city after some hestitation. Upon entering the city, the soldiers encountered dead silence. The silence slowly influenced the soldiers, who eventually started feeling a strange flood of emotion. Fear. Silence. Death? Napoleon, however, felt victory. "They left; they feared me. They feared my army."
Or so he thought.
Napoleon stood at the palace of the tsars, the Russians' holy land. Pride swept through his brain. He won! Strolling out of the door, he suddenly saw what was truly occurring here. A raging inferno. The churches, the houses. They were all stuck in a hurricane of fire. Russia set their own capital on fire. The Russians burned it all.
Within an hour the whole city was on fire, a sea of fire, waves rising sky-high, spreading desolation and horror throughout. The air over the city was a burning mass, spitting embers in all directions, and the firestorm was still growing.
Did I mention that it was winter? A Russian winter. 5 degrees Fahrenheit is the average temperature for winter up there. Do you see now?
The army flooded the evacuation routes, fearing for the worst. Death followed both choices. Freeze or burn.
The French army, stranded in a winter of ice hell, freezing to death, starving to death. Upon their leave, Napoleon looked back at that land, Russia. He would try to forget the bloody horror of Borodino, the wall of fire in Moscow, and his own starving soldiers dying in the snow… he would try, but he could not forget.
http://www.abcgallery.com/list/2002july01.html
Now, I'm not sure how this can help your situation, but I think that was a cool story and I wanted to share it.
Anyone out here having any issues with heartbreak? Breakups? I have a tale for you.
Once, long ago, in 1812, the Russians were retreating from Moscow after the Battle of Borodino. This was the single deadliest day of the Napoleonic Wars. Both armies were exhausted. It was awful.
And so it was done. Evacuation. They were told to bring as much food as possible, and so, they did. Most of the people were out.
Napoleon charged into the city after some hestitation. Upon entering the city, the soldiers encountered dead silence. The silence slowly influenced the soldiers, who eventually started feeling a strange flood of emotion. Fear. Silence. Death? Napoleon, however, felt victory. "They left; they feared me. They feared my army."
Or so he thought.
Napoleon stood at the palace of the tsars, the Russians' holy land. Pride swept through his brain. He won! Strolling out of the door, he suddenly saw what was truly occurring here. A raging inferno. The churches, the houses. They were all stuck in a hurricane of fire. Russia set their own capital on fire. The Russians burned it all.
Within an hour the whole city was on fire, a sea of fire, waves rising sky-high, spreading desolation and horror throughout. The air over the city was a burning mass, spitting embers in all directions, and the firestorm was still growing.
Did I mention that it was winter? A Russian winter. 5 degrees Fahrenheit is the average temperature for winter up there. Do you see now?
The army flooded the evacuation routes, fearing for the worst. Death followed both choices. Freeze or burn.
The French army, stranded in a winter of ice hell, freezing to death, starving to death. Upon their leave, Napoleon looked back at that land, Russia. He would try to forget the bloody horror of Borodino, the wall of fire in Moscow, and his own starving soldiers dying in the snow… he would try, but he could not forget.
http://www.abcgallery.com/list/2002july01.html
Now, I'm not sure how this can help your situation, but I think that was a cool story and I wanted to share it.
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Can i date a girl 2 yrs older then me????????????? i ned tu knuw pluseaa
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Hi I'm Dave, I'm a tea-oholic and I'm from Bobland.
I'm in love with a wee turnip named Mildred who's one thrasher of a lass, do I ask her out to veggie night?
I mean, she may not be shallot, but she's certainly not a good sprout of annoyance aye.
Danke for listening.
*Jumps out of the window*
I'm in love with a wee turnip named Mildred who's one thrasher of a lass, do I ask her out to veggie night?
I mean, she may not be shallot, but she's certainly not a good sprout of annoyance aye.
Danke for listening.
*Jumps out of the window*
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How do i get girls to flock to me (I already tried axe)
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Old Spice. What are you, a peasant?
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bump
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bump
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What would you do if your date is from 1890?
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should i ask her to make me a sandwich
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If it's just a simple PB&J do it yourself,it's legit 2 ingredients
If it's like one of those horribly elaborate ham sandwiches,then it's best to just ask anyone to do it for you.
If it's like one of those horribly elaborate ham sandwiches,then it's best to just ask anyone to do it for you.
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how do u get someone to stop liking another person?
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Wait until the person is hanging out with the person that likes him/her,then say something like
"Hey,remember when you ate your boogers/pissed yourself or something like that"
or
Just straight up pants the person (pull their pants down and then make a run for it)
"Hey,remember when you ate your boogers/pissed yourself or something like that"
or
Just straight up pants the person (pull their pants down and then make a run for it)
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thank
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Why is it that you have mever had a date? Is it because you never tried or is it because everytime you tried to have a date
you failed?
Should these people take your advice?
you failed?
Should these people take your advice?
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You see children, this is what they call "a joke thread"
That means it's not supposed to be taken "seriously"
*ooooohhhh*
That means it's not supposed to be taken "seriously"
*ooooohhhh*
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To those who are limited only what they know and can't think for themselves, this is a "Joke Post" which is typically written on a "Joke Thread".
*Oooooooohhhhhh*
*Oooooooohhhhhh*
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Right... you just happened to make pretty sincere posts about it just to spread your joy.
*insert failed attempted at image here*
I am (in my opinion) just a little too young to date but I think approach #2 would be the better choice if you were saying it to A Girl. Still really bad advice though.
*insert failed attempted at image here*
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I don't know about you, but thanks to this blog, I have 3 girlfriends!
in fallout 4
in fallout 4
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From the information gathered on this thread, i'd say this thread is a joke. besides, prying never helped nobody
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If a girl says that I'm the only one that doesn't annoy her... does that mean she likes me?
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It means you're the only person that doesn't annoy her.
Blunt & Simple.
Blunt & Simple.
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This is Planet Minecraft, bruh... Whatever... Do you thing.
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Do girls have cooties?
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Yes.
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How do I get a girlfriend?
I'm scared to ask her to be my girlfriend
I'm scared to ask her to be my girlfriend
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Drop suttle hints
be like
"ayy yo sup mang guess what,one my friendz likes u and he wants to know what chu like in a guy ya know?"
"ya know ya know?"
"nah jk that friend is me be my girlfriend before you tell me how ugly I am"
be like
"ayy yo sup mang guess what,one my friendz likes u and he wants to know what chu like in a guy ya know?"
"ya know ya know?"
"nah jk that friend is me be my girlfriend before you tell me how ugly I am"
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not trying's the same as failing. the worst that can happen is she says no and life stays the way it is.
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What happens if someone likes you but you hate their guts
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You could possibly murder them....
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why are you giving dating advice to people if you have never had a relationship?
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okie dokie then.
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So mister advice sir
tell me
how do i get over someone who is dead
that i still love?
kappa
tell me
how do i get over someone who is dead
that i still love?
kappa
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Therapy,lots and lots of therapy.
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aint happening
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what would you say so you dont accidently get yourself into a date.... i dont want to accidently get myself into a position that i have to say i dont want them to keep creepily following me around thinking i love them.... thatd be like Yandere Simulator but real and nobody dies (i dont think)
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Just say
"Nuh uh gal/guy get outta here before I knock yo sorry butt down on da ground"
or take the nice approach
"Please leave me alone forever,thanks."
"Nuh uh gal/guy get outta here before I knock yo sorry butt down on da ground"
or take the nice approach
"Please leave me alone forever,thanks."
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i saw this and read FOR not FROM lol but is this a roleplay/having fun type thread?
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I think you can answer that question by looking at my disclaimer at the bottom of my post.
But yes,it's completely serious and these people think I'm joking,and it has me miffed.
But yes,it's completely serious and these people think I'm joking,and it has me miffed.
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lol i thought that was your signature glitching lol im thinking up a question
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What is love?