I remember a dumb thing I did.

The dumbest one i've had so far was that one time I tried to impress a guy I didn't like by owning him while playing a game of indoor football. Instead of kicking the ball I kicked the wall, twice... My toe was blue/purple for a while :'(

I dropped my Mac Air on my toe.

I don't know what to feel.

Another one: I went mountain biking and I fell down a slope. Nothing really happened.




Until the bike rolled down a few seconds later.

TilexHDI often cut my finger at paper folding.this is one of my dumbest injuries ever.

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I cut myself on paper. *facepalm*

I remember one day in 5th Grade PE we were playing football (well it was actually our teacher throwing the handeggs at us) and I turn around for a second and when I turn back around I get a football right in my face.

Also one I cut myself on a can of beans. get bean-scoped

Mine was when I was really little,about 3 maybe, there was this sort of private road thing.
My cousins were riding their bikes and it was quite a long road. I went over to get some black berries from over the road so I crossed it and got my berries but then I had to cross over again....see where this is going? So I started to cross and one of my cousins came rushing down on his bike and knocked me down. I hit my head on something and my Mum and Dad took me to hospital,because I cracked my head open...

Back when I was dumb, I was riding my bike. I went over a rock, fell off my bike and into a cactus. Luckily, it wasn't one of those sharp ones. Still hurt though.

Stepped on a lego

My 5 year old bruh ran into a car on his bike and said that a car hit him

My dog was chasing some dog and run under my legs and i fell and broke my collarbone

I was lunging at my friend on a post and the post met my tooth. It didn't end well.

I got my foot stuck in a car door lmfao

I learned not to run in my sandels a few years ago when my foot caught a bumpy wall that tore off almost half the skin of my big toe... There was a big dent in that spot for a while.

A car ran over my foot while I was crossing the road, giving me a massive headache...

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wags678Today, a girl named (let's say Jessica) caught a football in the right way, and it was foam. But she dislocated/fractured her arm. It is sad because that happened, but just...

*throw foam football* I'll get it! *caught it, while dislocating arm* I caught iiii-AHHHHH!

Was she in goal? Otherwise she shouldn't have caught it.

Err... I'm not exactly sure, I didn't get to see it happen. She may have, so I guess that could've happened.

wags678Today, a girl named (let's say Jessica) caught a football in the right way, and it was foam. But she dislocated/fractured her arm. It is sad because that happened, but just...

*throw foam football* I'll get it! *caught it, while dislocating arm* I caught iiii-AHHHHH!

Was she in goal? Otherwise she shouldn't have caught it.

I thought I could run through walls. Work out what happens next.

Two things.
1. Dropped a dog-food tin onto my food and my big toe-nail pulled/fell off.
2. Slipped down the stairs and broke my tailbone on the bottom cement step.

I slammed my thumb in the car door and tried to pull it out but the door had latched already so it was dislocated. Luckily that is the worst injury I have ever gotten.

I got an ingrown toenail when I cut my nails wrong. It lasted for a year and I had to get it cut off with a scalpel without anaesthetic, and then go for an operation. GG nail clippers.

I was petting my cat, and it cut me all across the arm... I had it a few weeks...

Lost my basketball in PE. Searched for it for a minute, when a friend lobbed the lost ball at my face. My lip dug into my braces (boo braces!) and it was bleeding quite a bit

2 things

1: i was bored and because my couch causes alot of friction and makes alot of heat from that i was trying to make it extremely hot but i accidently rubbed the back of my left hand on it while i was trying to do that with my right hand and if you had a scrape it doesnt hurt as much as it does with just the top layer of skin taken off

2: (idk if i posted this or not but i dont think so) i was swimming and i got a sunburn after saying id go get sunscreen and then 2 kids were tapping my back causing more pain and my 1st layer of my skin on the top of my back pealing off lol it hurt

I got a huge bump on my head when someone pelted me with one of those big erasers from 15 feet away and I didn't even know he was there









Top that

running down a dirt hill and tried to jump over a chain, and yes everyone was there to see me fall on my face and laugh.

Stupidest injury i've ever done is accidently run into my bedroom door whacking my head on the handle, i was tempted to go to the hospital and so was my mum, but i said ''i'll see how i go'', my head was then in pain for days, but the pain eventually went away, sometimes if i hit that same spot by accident it can really start to get painful.

Decided to do a back-flip while I was drunk. Woke up at the hospital next day with a broken arm XDD

Almost choked to death on chips . No joke.

I died in a roller coaster accident twenty tears ago.

I was petting my cat and she went freaking crazy and scratched my eye. It hurt.

Whilst I was camping with some mates I was stabbing a tree with a non-locking knife. Long story short, It folded in on my finger and now the top of my finger is completely numb xD





Proof ^^ xD Sorry!

Ran up the stairs, fell, busted my chin open.
That happened twice.....
I was clumsy back then
EDIT:
You can still see the scar from the stitches I had to get...

I flipped over bike loool broke elbow
I walked into wall broke toe

It was raining and I tried to jump and grab the sides of a monkey bar set.
That didn't end well

I am an idiot when it comes to hurting myself...
Once, I was learning to ride my bike. My dad let go of the bike and i got scared, and I lost control. I hit the curb, flew over the handlebars and into the street where I landed on my face... I scarped up my nose so badly there is still a scar...
Another time, I was racing with my friends on scooters. I hit a bump in the sidewalk and the front wheel stopped. I flew over the handlebars and scraped my face again... it hurt so much that I felt nauseous. I was screaming the whole time...
Another time I was leaning my head on the bus window. We hit a big curb (the driver was an idiot) and my head smacked the window. I had a really bad concussion and I still can't remember what happened after I hit my head....
Then another time, I was riding my ripstik. I saw rocks ahead, but my legs would not respond and I hit a rock. i landed on my arm really hard. It hurt a lot. Funny thing is, I just got up, picked up my ripstik, and walked home. Turns out, I bruised my arm bone...
Then another time, I broke my shin from running too much. It wasn't bad, but it was still a break...
Then another time, I stood up from picking my books up off the floor and hit the locker door above me. The girl who owned the locker was an idiot... I ended up cutting my head open...
And (I am reallly clumsy) I was trying to jump out to the 4th bar on the monkey bars... my hand sliped on the bar and my friends said I did a 360 flip before hitting the ground. It knocked the wind out of me and I could not breath for a little bit.. scared me so much... funny thing is, my friends went to get the teacher and THEY JUST STOOD THERE GOSSIPING AND IGNORED MY FRIENDS! Finally another teacher came out and they got her attention. She was really nice and called for assistance from the idiotic teachers. I ended up being ok.

I am really clumsy...

Anyone else? I don't have anymore...

This was an injury, didn't hurt though, and it was stupid. Although it wasn't my fault.

So I was about 8 years old and we were playing tag on the grade 2 playground...
There was a little hole on the platform that everyone looked through to find people to tag. So I poked my eye through and lets just say, Jerry, was sitting on a climbing piece then jumped straight onto the hole.

This kid weighed a heap because he was either fat, or strong. He also wore really sharp and strong shoes.
The platform virobrated and smacked me in the face, really hard. I kept rubbing my eyes and I felt a liquid coming from the area. It didn't hurt at all so I was like, "It doesn't hurt, why am I crying?!?!" My friend jumped over a chain ladder onto the lower platform and looked at me. I asked a weird question, I have no idea where it came from but I asked it, "Am I bleeding?"

My friends eyes widened and said I was. I looked down at my hands and there was blood covering them. I was then escorted by a few friends towards the teacher who luckily was the principle. He stared at me, I don't blame him because I did have blood rushing from my forehead down my neck...

I then had to explain to the office how it happened, which was hard because we weren't supposed to play tag on the playground. Me and Jerry had gone back a few years, to kindergarten, so I backed him up. He didn't get in trouble, only because I got to go home early and because it didn't hurt. I had to go to the doctors and get someone to glue my forehead and I wore a patch on my head for a while

I was at an airport when I was about 6 or 7, and there were this high stools in a restraunt, and I had to sit in it because the high table was the only one left.

My parents got up to get food, and they came back with food and a bag of lays. I really like lays so I reached over really fast but ended up falling out of my chair

I blacked out for a few seconds, then the airport guards helped me up. Luckily I still got that bag of lays in the plane.

Missed a hard cricket ball. It was up high, landed and skidded off the side of my hands and it hit me in the nose.

coughed too hard and my ribcage broke, true story

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Cut my ear in half goofing off with freinds,I feel down like two stairs and hit a concrete wall. Got a coolish scar on my ear now.

In a school trip a friend was apparently making a drink that would make us stay up all night, and he wanted to get apple (the fruit) into the soda mixture he had made. He suddenly (he didn't give us a chance to tell him not to do it) forced down the apple into the glass, with all his strength (as we didn't have knives) and as the apple was bigger than the hole in the glass, it shattered. Obviously, he got tons of big/little cuts all along his hands, but he decided not to tell anyone (thankfully one of my rommates had some bandages.) I laughed a lot afterwards, and don't feel sorry, because frankly, that was really dumb of him.

Once I made the skin under my thumb nail bleed. WITH MY OTHER NAIL.

Also, once when I was in 1st grade I managed to trip and scrape my knee area. On the type of road- stuff that is really bumpy and ridgy. Entire knee area was full of blood. On mothers day. THE TEACHER DIDN'T EVEN CALL MY MOM! Atleast I think.

My cousin threw a fire-cracker at me and it fell in my shirt.