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GIVE ME OP!! attempts ^^

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created 02/19/2013 3:18 pm by Ravoo
last reply 01/26/2015 10:57 pm
As ive been running my server ive heard some pretty wacky excuses of becoming an OP xD.

Example from yesterday:

Guy: "PMC ARE HAVING A SERVER REVIEW AND I NEED A SERVER TO WIN THE COMPETITION"

Me: "Wow, Again?"

Guy: "PLEASE I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME YOU NEED TO LET ME HAVE PERMISSIONS SO I CAN DO REVIEW"

Me: "But i need more time :O, And why havent pmc notified me of this?"

Guy: "PLEASSEE ITS A PRIVATE ONE AND THEY ONLY SENT IT TO A FEW MEMBERS"

Me: "..."

Guy: "QUICKLY I NEED TO PLEASE IM DESPERATE I DONT WANT TO LOSE"

Everyone else: "Hes not going to give you it xD"

So he still tries...

Guy: "PLEASE HURRY UP THERES ONLY SO MUCH TIME"

So he spams the chat even more until we decide to mute him.

Then he leaves.

Well, That was in one day and i was hoping everyone else would share their experiences with this since some make me laugh and some are even death threats, So feel free to share yours. ^^
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01/26/2015 10:57 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragon
DAP
Super ultra OP necropost. Locked.
01/26/2015 10:51 pm
Level 49 : Master Batman
phase
Guy joined the game.
Guy: Hey! I'm from PlanetMinecraft, andI 'm here to review your server! May I please have OP?
Me: What's OP?
Guy: just do /op
Me: *does /op* it doesn't work
Guy: what do u mean?
Me: It says I need to input a name.
Guy: Then put my name
Me: ./Guy doesn't work
Guy: no, do /op Guy
Me: ./opGuy isn't working
Guy: u need to put a space between the 2
Me: What 2?
Guy: dude ur so stupid
/ban Guy "Swear words aren't allowed"
01/26/2015 10:44 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
Nickolox
Noob69: Can I huz Opp? Plzy

Nut/Nickolox: No.

Noob69: Can I huz Opp? Plzy

Nut/Nickolox: No..

Noob69: Can I huz Opp? Plzy

Nut/Nickolox: No...

Noob69: Can I huz Opp? Plzy

Nut/Nickolox: FOR THE LAST TIME I SAID NO! *Eyebrow twiching*

Noob69: Can I huz Opp? Plzy Or I wull hax thiis srever!!1

Nut/Nickolox: OK YOU ASKED FOR IT! *Breaks Noob69's Vital Organs*
01/26/2015 10:40 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Ranger
Slimecraft101
Person: ADMIN OR DDOS
Me: Meh
Person: ADMIN OR DDOS
Me: Please validate that you are not a spambot. Type in chat; SlimeCraft rules.
Person: ADMIN OR DDOS
10 other accounts join
11 spambots: ADMIN OR DDOS
Me: Good bye!
/ban ip
01/26/2015 10:46 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Explorer
YourLocalFloridian
Could you imagine 11 people signing 'ADMIN OR DDOS' in harmony? That's a cassette I would buy XD
01/26/2015 10:37 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Wolf
Colonellooo
All of these are hilarious. I wish I still had copies of my chat logs from when I ran a server.
01/26/2015 10:30 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Taco
Johnanater
Lol! All these are funny xD
Since I'm awesome I put these in spoliers

Click to reveal


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01/26/2015 10:07 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Fatcat831
I was OP on a server one time and this happened. Im replacing the guys name with Noob.


Server:welcome Noob to the server!

Everyone: welcome noob!

Noob: hello

5 min later...

Noob: i looked around spawn and its -snip-. Im from plant minecraft i review serbers give me op

ME: why do you need op?

Noob: i need to show my viewers what this server is like

ME: ok first spell correctly i have no idea what a serber is and what plant minecraft is

Noob: server* Planet* Anyway i review servers but i need op so i can show people what this server is like to play on


ME: if your showing viewer what this server is like to play on then why dont you play as a normal player, not as op since people on PMC wont get op either.

Noob: OK I NEED OP NOW CAUSE I GTG!

ME: nope sorry

Noob: IF YOU DONT GIVE ME OP RIGHT NOW YOU WILL SUFFER!


ME:care to back that threat up or take it back?

Noob: IF you dont give me op i will hack you serber.

ME: go ahead and try enjoy ban.

Noob: -snip- YOU I WILL KILL YOU ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY!

Server: noob has been banned for: Hack threats, death threats. and attempted server hijacking.
02/20/2013 1:41 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Ninja
rsmovactor
Me:Welcome!
Guy: Hello my good sir, I am from PMC, I am a server reviewer.
Me: Cool, what does PMC stand for?
Guy has left the game.
Me: Win.
02/20/2013 1:07 pm
Level 22 : Expert Engineer
rock1234rock1234
reading all the comments makes me want to open a server just to troll lol
02/20/2013 1:22 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Network
zagejk
same lol....might just go do that.
02/20/2013 12:59 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Pixel Painter
BlackHawk185
Guy has joined the game.
Plays for a while.
<Guy> omg! dude your server is open!
<Me> What?
<Guy> your server is open! people can hack it dude!
<Me> Ok. *Wow what a douche >_<* How do I fix it?
<Guy> It's really easy. just give me op so i can fix it
<Me> I'll do it.
<Guy> no i need op.
<Me> Why can't I do it?
<Guy> its really hard i need op
<Me> * * You just said it was easy.
<Guy> no i didnt
<Me> I'm not giving you op.
<Guy> ok im just gonna watch your server get hacked cause you wont give me op
3 minutes later
Guy has left the game.

That one has got to be by far the most hillarious one I've ever got. I was laughing about it for the rest of the day
02/20/2013 12:37 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
ROPROPE
Guy: Hiya, nice server

Me: Thanks

Guy: But guess what?

Me: ?

Guy: Oppan gangnam style!

Guy: Op op op OP me pls?

Me: Why?

Guy: Because you have to op me

Me: Why lol?

Guy: Im from PMC

Me: Ok i believe you

Me: /ban Guy "Sor but feel free to try again, you cant even get on XD"
01/26/2015 10:22 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Explorer
YourLocalFloridian
I read that to the tune of Gangnam Style xD

Keep these coming, these rock!
I've had this happen once before, some kids joined and threatened to ddos the server if I didn't give them op XD
02/20/2013 12:29 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Miner
glaava
This is on a daily basis:
Dude:Hi i review -snip- cn i hv op?
Me:Sure!
*Le 20 minutes later*
Dude:So? Can i have op?
Me:Sure!
*Le 20 minutes later*
Dude:GIMME -snip- OP!
Me:ohh sorry im not owner
*Dude leaves*
02/20/2013 12:12 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Hunter
mcepicguy100
I get people asking for OP or Admin a lot, but I generally say 'No' and leave them complaining. One thing I get annoyed about is 'Helper Rank'. Lot's of people come on to the server and ask for it like this:

N00B has joined the game for the first time!
N00B: i can has helpr rank
Me: You only just joined and you haven't done anything to help the server, have you?
N00B: yh i hav i play for ages
Me: You just joined not even a minute ago?
N00B: no u rong so giev me helper
Me: Fine whatever.
/nick N00B Helper_N00B
Helper_N00B: k wat comand i get
Me: None
Helper_N00B: no i get fly and god and gm and ban and unban and kik
Me: No you don't, you get no commands. What you're thinking of is 'OP'
Helper_N00B: giev op thn
Me: No.
Helper_N00B: fin i hak ur srvr
/ban N00B HACKS

This was a legitimate conversation I had with a player (I changed his name, privacy and stuff) so some people can just be plain retarded. I get this a lot, so I just give them a 'special' nickname and no commands. Some people don't realise I'm trolling. And some people are so stupid they don't realise my server doesn't have 'Ranks'. Even though I've told them. Multiple times. Yeah.
02/20/2013 12:30 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Farmer
MCdomo106
Actually, never thought about that, banning someone for "hacks", when they threaten to hack the server, even though we all are aware they are bluffing. That was pretty clever of you.
02/20/2013 12:07 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Archer
JetWolf
Oh lord.
I used to own a server, and always kept 2 trolling methods.

1)
Le Plug-in Method; OpMe
---
Noob has joined the game.
Me/Owner: Welcome
Noob: hi can i have op????/
Me: Yes, we're still new and need staff.
*Stays silent*
*A few minutes later*
Noob: so can i get it??
Me: Yes, you can either apply here (enter link) or apply OP to yourself using /opme, which is faster and you can begin your role quicker.
CONSOLE: Attention: "Noob" has used /opme !
Noob blew up
Noob has been kicked for Nice try trolls!
Players: LMAO

2)
Le Fake Prefix Method
To make sure my server was troll-proof, I always made a fake group, rank; [OP], even the color scheme horrible. I never set any perms for it, though. But, as soon as they were set to that rank, they were stripped of all commands (of course not opme though) and were locked into adv gm.

Nub joined the game.
Nub: OP me plzzz
Me: Sorry, I'm busy.
Nub: u need to op me tho cuz your server needs works
Me: Really?! Well I have beeen trying my best.. but... okay, you can help.
Nub was moved to group [OP].
[OP] Nub: awesome thanks wait y cant i break the blocks in spawn im helping u fix it
Me: Ohh you can change your gamemode though.
[OP] Nub: but y not i need 2 fix the spawn and i dont have any perms help me plzz
Me: Hmm maybe you need to use this command, try /opme .................


You know how it ends.
02/20/2013 11:53 am
Level 24 : Expert Cake
H-MAN_25
I always thought it was really hard to become an admin on a server thanks to trolls, but on the second day of joining PMC I became one. I guess you just have to let admins know that you can be trusted.
02/20/2013 12:04 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Grump
Azie
Yeah, it's not hard to get a staff position at all. Getting a staff position on a reputable server however... is a bit harder.

Anyway, I've had tons of these people. I, like many of us, know that there is an official thread on this subject, so I tend to take my time.

OpMePlease has joined the game.

OpMePlease: hey everyone pmc sent me to review your server to make sure your not breaking any of the rules

(Me cracking up at my computer.)

Me: Oh, gosh! PMC polices the posted servers? I thought I could get away from the rules here!

(Snicker.)

OpMePlease: dont worry if they dont know they wont take your server down op me and I dont have to tell them and you get a free review
Me: Bribe you?
OpMePlease: noone has to know
Me: Oh, sure! In that case, let me just op you.
OpMePlease: thanks im gonna make you a great re-

OpMePlease was banned by XxxAziexxX for: I'm not stupid.
02/20/2013 11:44 am
Level 1 : New Crafter
Brendo30
Well this was the weirdest thing ever.
Guy has joined the game.
Me: Hello
Oped: guy: LOL hi
Me: How did you get op?
Oped guy: friend gave it to me
Me: Who is your friend?
Me: /deop Guy
Guy: Why u deop me i am good at op
Me: I am the Owner
Guy: u are
Me: Yes i am
Guy: NO no no no no you not owner
My Mod: Yes he is the owner Guy
Me: I am the owner
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: YESSSSSSSSS
My Mod: Guy he is the owner
Me: /mute Guy
Me: /jail Guy
Co-Owner joined the game,
Me: Hey
CO Owner: /mute Guy *He gets unmated*
Guy: SCREW YOU SHIT FACE
Me: Have fun getting banned
Me: /ban Guy WHo was your friend?
Co Owner: That was Brock's account *co-owner is my best friend*
02/20/2013 6:20 am
Level 44 : Master Pony
SilverKytten
I get about three-four of these idiots a day. I usually just troll them for a bit, and if they don't leave of their own accord, I inform them that I know multiple staff members on a semi-personal basis, and direct them to the post about PMC not doing server reviews. After they finally leave, I ban them with lots of "herps" and "derps," so as to troll them a bit more, if they decide to come back.
02/20/2013 5:55 am
Level 79 : Legendary Grump
Cipher_Punk
I joined Marc's server (Mojang customer support) for his pre-Minecraft-Marathon stress test and asked for OP. He gave it to me.

I built a little blimp with a machine on the bottom that shot cookies at the crowds of people on the ground.
02/20/2013 6:00 am
Level 54 : Grandmaster Programmer
SpheXii
epic
02/20/2013 5:50 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Architect
Assyran
I update my server and log in.
Me "guess what time it is"
Server people "what time?"
Me "op asking time"
New player logs in...
New player "can I have op? Type /op RETARDCAKEATER"
Me "why?"
New player "cause u have too"
Me "why?"
New player "just do it, I help server, it needs pugins"
Me "ok"
I type /ban RETARDCAKEATER
Me "oops"
02/19/2013 4:32 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Mage
winsa8
02/19/2013 4:23 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Dolphin
potato_mine
Once on some guys server someone came on and said:
Guy: hllo can i have admin
Owner: Why would that be?
Guy: so i can gif evry1 dimmods
Owner: Yes and?
Guy: o and so i can gif evry1 op 2
Owner: /ban Guy
About a minute after the guy found the email adress of the server. The owner said that he sent this:

hello u n0bs im comng to put herobine on ur sever and he is gong to detry evry ting u bult ha ha
02/19/2013 4:19 pm
Level 24 : Expert Explorer
jayjaymozza
I have ran two servers before in the past, and I can say how annoying it is for people to ask for "OP" "ADMIN" etc
the people who are for this are young, immature, sad kids trying to think they are "hard" over the internet by destroying your work.
02/19/2013 4:10 pm
Level 49 : Master Taco
LauritsW
I also had like 500 attemps for gelting op.

One of Them was.
Dude: hi are u the owner
Me: yes i am need help ?
Dude: no i just SAw a Big problem on this server
Me: oh really what is it ?
Dude: i dk but add me on Skype and i Will send you a plugin you need to add
Me: sure (nats)
I told him now i instralled it. And he was like. OMG I AM DUMB IT WAS THE WRONG PLUGIN DO ME OP NOW SO I CAN FIX MISTAKE.

I was Like i dont Care (i haven't installed it)
And he was complaining about it lags because the plugin messed it up.

I told him i didnt installed it he Said oh and left
Lol
02/19/2013 4:02 pm
Level 43 : Master Herobrine
Conor3D
Noob: can i haev opp
Admin: Why ?
Noob: i want speicel powas liek fliyng
Admin: Why ?
Noob: just
Admin: Why ? :3
Noob gibe my opppp1
Admin: Why :3
Noob: thtas it i hakc dis server
Admin: /Ban Noob Why :3

02/20/2013 12:43 pm
Level 23 : Expert Nerd
Hotwing10
win
02/19/2013 3:54 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Hero
GarretSidzaka
oh i love the PMC trolls (they are not really PMC)

what i do is i act super stupid, to the point where i ask the guy whos trolling us "What's the command for OP?"

which of course is /op

but i dont op them i just give them a fake [Admin] prefix then start really trolling them coz they try to grief but they cant coz its fake Admin.

LOLz then the final part is when the whole server stops playing stupid and 30 ppl ridicule the fool. this happens about once a week.
02/19/2013 4:02 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Modder
Ravoo
instead of doing that you should get a FakeOP plugin, as if you give them the prefix everyone else will try it ^^, just a pointer for you :]
02/19/2013 3:24 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Architect
MrMcAwesumz
Guy: OP PL0X, B****S!
Admin: /ban guy "Bad dog"
02/19/2013 3:24 pm
Level 27 : Expert Lego Builder
Mercurythedark
Can I be op I will hack tis server and report it to pmc
<:3 k
/mute noob

/unmute noob
Fffffffuu
/ban noob "This is PFROFAANITYY"
02/19/2013 3:23 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Architect
Assyran
I've had quite a few people coming onto my server and saying "I WILL EFFING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME OP RIGHT NOW!" or "where do I sign up for admin?" How stupid do you think everyone is? No one is just going to give an op title to some random idiot who actually asked for it.
Some people......
02/19/2013 3:25 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Modder
Ravoo
haha, i get people asking for mod pretty frequently xD.
02/19/2013 3:21 pm
Level 25 : Expert Unicorn
AnonymousBear
Some Guy: Hey Can I be OP?

Everyone Else: No.

Some Guy: plzzzz can i be op

Me: No.

Some Guy: fine if u dnt giv me op ill reprt ur srvr on pmc

Me: OMG PLEASE NO!

Some Guy: op me tehn

Me: /ban someguy "woops mixed up /ban and /op bye!"

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