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HELP! I don't like bacon! What's wrong with me?

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I looked it up on google, and it's telling me I have cancer and/or mental health issues! Is this true? I don't want to go to the hospital! Please help!
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07/02/2013 3:00 pm
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cloackedfur
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This thread should be closed

i dont know why this is still going on?

Don't want to be an ass or anything but this thread has been going on for days now.
And it seems VERY useless to me.
There are threads that are more inportant containing heavy psycological problems that get spammed away or distracted by this threas that is just made by somebody random probarely just for the attention.
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07/02/2013 2:44 pm
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ingen159260
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i kinda like bacon but not really, sausage for some reason tastes better 2 me
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07/02/2013 2:43 pm
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ichococat
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You made me hungry. God damn it! xD
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07/02/2013 2:40 pm
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DaisySuperFan
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If you don't like bacon then so be it
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07/01/2013 11:34 am
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Suicidal_Frog
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The point of this thread is to get me help
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06/27/2013 5:20 pm
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Fraud Finder
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Person_UnknownI'm sorry, but bacon has become too over popularized as the greatest food ever lived. Don't get me wrong, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but it's advertised as the "food of the gods" or "Greatest thing in the world." Even going so far as to say bacon bits are the "fairy dust of the food world." But hey, what can you do? It's pretty delicious and not that bad.

Suicidal_Frog
DaisySuperFanI just went to Burger King and had some burger with bacon on it...
Moist and delicious!


Eww. Bcon on a burger is always soggy and stringy


I had an experience like that with a Wendy's burger. The bottom bun was just flooded... I rarely eat there now...

Couldn't have said it better myself. Fuck even Sunny D is in on the conspiracy now. "Flavor so delicious, even bacon can't make it better" or whatever the fuck they say. God damn why can't ppl just advertise it like it is? Food that you will eat and then shit out later? It's not like eating it will give you the best luck in history or some other bull shit.
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06/27/2013 5:16 pm
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Fraud Finder
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Uuuuum... so what. You don't like bacon. Alot of people don't, me being one of them. It's just tooo... how do I say this... unhealthy. No matter how you get it, unless you slaughter the pig yourself and cut the meat and choose which cuts to eat, theres no way to avoid all of that god damn grease and fat. It's atrocious. Of course that's my opinion on bacon (not fond of the taste either). There's nothing wrong with you for not liking bacon. If someone tells you that you have health issues or something like that because of it, well tell them to pull there heads out of there ass and get over themselves lol.
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06/27/2013 5:10 pm
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TechRevolution
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Seriously...
Does it really matter if you like bacon?


If you do, congratulations, you like bacon.

If you don't, congratulations, you don't like bacon.

I don't see a point in this thread.....



















...at all.
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06/29/2013 5:45 pm
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DaisySuperFan
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I just post here because i can...
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06/27/2013 5:06 pm
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badguy37
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There are perfectly reasonable reasons why you don't like bacon:
- You are vegetarian
- You are vegan
- You follow a religion that means you cannot eat bacon
- You personally do not like bacon
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06/27/2013 4:52 pm
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TechRevolution
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Suicidal_FrogI looked it up on google, and it's telling me I have cancer and/or mental health issues! Is this true? I don't want to go to the hospital! Please help!

Drama.

You have got to be kidding me.
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06/27/2013 3:41 pm
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Lonsill
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What the actual....? Dude you can't be serious, just because you don't like bacon, you're normal
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06/27/2013 10:27 am
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Suicidal_Frog
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Person_UnknownI'm sorry, but bacon has become too over popularized as the greatest food ever lived. Don't get me wrong, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but it's advertised as the "food of the gods" or "Greatest thing in the world." Even going so far as to say bacon bits are the "fairy dust of the food world." But hey, what can you do? It's pretty delicious and not that bad.


AMEN
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06/26/2013 8:27 pm
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Person_Unknown
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I'm sorry, but bacon has become too over popularized as the greatest food ever lived. Don't get me wrong, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but it's advertised as the "food of the gods" or "Greatest thing in the world." Even going so far as to say bacon bits are the "fairy dust of the food world." But hey, what can you do? It's pretty delicious and not that bad.

Suicidal_Frog
DaisySuperFanI just went to Burger King and had some burger with bacon on it...
Moist and delicious!


Eww. Bcon on a burger is always soggy and stringy


I had an experience like that with a Wendy's burger. The bottom bun was just flooded... I rarely eat there now...
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06/26/2013 2:35 pm
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DaisySuperFan
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I just went to Burger King and had some burger with bacon on it...
Moist and delicious!
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06/26/2013 8:15 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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Eww. Bcon on a burger is always soggy and stringy
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06/28/2013 7:34 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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I had an experience like that with a Wendy's burger. The bottom bun was just flooded... I rarely eat there now...[/quote]
Couldn't have said it better myself. Fuck even Sunny D is in on the conspiracy now. "Flavor so delicious, even bacon can't make it better" or whatever the fuck they say. God damn why can't ppl just advertise it like it is? Food that you will eat and then shit out later? It's not like eating it will give you the best luck in history or some other bull shit.[/quote]

But I'm different than all the other people that DO like bacon, and they make up the majority.
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06/26/2013 1:24 pm
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tomtheebomb
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¡BACON ES DILICIOSO!
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06/25/2013 11:22 pm
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Daft_Wombat
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Seek immediate medical attention!
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06/25/2013 10:58 pm
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Crafter77
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There isn't anything wrong with not liking bacon. I don't like the texture of bacon unless it is cooked at a certain crispiness but I do actually like the taste of bacon, and so do A LOT of other people, but there's some that don't, and that doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them medically just because they don't like something a lot of people do. I mean, just because almost everyone likes the taste of ground beef and I don't doesn't mean there is anything medically wrong with me.
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06/25/2013 11:13 am
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Nobody132
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The only possible explanation of why you don't like bacon is.....you've never lived or something is not right....
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06/25/2013 1:03 am
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Whoever01
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This is serious! You should see a doctor, because you could have a disease called hypobacon consumption disorder (HBCD) and you could die!
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06/24/2013 1:11 am
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Suicidal_Frog
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Therapy?!?!? Whyyy
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06/23/2013 10:27 pm
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Blueshoe172
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Nothing is wrong with you.... although I love bacon. Google is sometimes like that.
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06/25/2013 12:58 am
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Suicidal_Frog
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What do you mean... 'Like that'
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06/23/2013 10:25 pm
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GraveRunner
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Quick, we need to take this kid to therapy.
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06/23/2013 10:23 pm
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JayhawkGaming
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But fo'real. Bacon is to greasy in my opinion.
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06/23/2013 10:20 pm
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JayhawkGaming
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Dont worry I dont like bacon either :p
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06/23/2013 10:18 pm
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Gamecool 10
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So what, i dont like bacon.
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06/23/2013 10:15 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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Bacon isn't spicy, and i don't care about the grease. I just hate the taste.
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06/23/2013 4:07 pm
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Minecrafter316
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well, maybe it is too greasy or spicy.
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06/23/2013 4:03 pm
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XGoldXKingX
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Your crazy. (Sarcasm)
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06/23/2013 4:00 pm
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blockplacer
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I don't like bacon either.

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06/22/2013 10:17 pm
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TheAmazingClown
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I absolutely hate bacon, it is way to greasy.
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06/22/2013 8:08 pm
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Cid_of_Lufenia
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Ah it's fine really.
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06/22/2013 8:06 pm
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Shanery
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Umm...

You must be a herbivore. All humans are omnivores/carnivores. Therefore, you must die.
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06/22/2013 10:44 pm
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Kitty Mittens5683
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Humans weren't originally designed to digest meat, you know. Also we weren't designed to digest gluten and wheat.
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06/22/2013 10:14 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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Ever heard of vegetarians? Although I am not one of THEM....I DON't wanna die D:
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06/22/2013 8:00 pm
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Swishy
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Btw frog google isnt always right there are some trollers out there dont worry
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06/22/2013 7:59 pm
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Swishy
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Help whats wrong with me i dont like bacon?

[b]Kid go to a doctor as fast as you can this is a seroius issue[b]
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06/22/2013 7:55 pm
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___Equinox___
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Frog, I'm sad to say you have genital cancer. You have one month to live :/
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06/22/2013 7:52 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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But Google is the most popular search engine, so I trust it.
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06/22/2013 7:26 pm
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ItsDuane33
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There's Nothing Wrong with You. People have different taste buds, I Mean I Don't Like Eggs Is There Something Wrong With Me, NO... And I Have A Friend Who Doesn't Like Bacon And He Is PERFECTLY Fine!. Plus You cant Exactly Trust EVERYTHING that Google Tells You.
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06/22/2013 7:33 pm
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Jaxtrm_
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I don't trust anything Google tells me.
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06/22/2013 7:48 pm
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TechnicolorDalek
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Google says you're lying.
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06/22/2013 6:38 pm
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mig_b
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YOU MUST NOT LAY EGGS!
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06/22/2013 6:34 pm
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DaisySuperFan
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Pootis bacon here
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06/22/2013 2:31 pm
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TechnicolorDalek
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Oh, the Bacon Lord called. He says that he's going to force-feed you his minions until you love Bacon. Bacon. BACON. BACON. BACON. BACON, BACON. BACON!!!!
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06/22/2013 2:27 pm
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thedanster7000
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Chuck NorrisI love bacon.

See? Even Chuck Norris likes BWAK0N!!
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06/22/2013 2:24 pm
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thedanster7000
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Creepers don't like BWAK0N. No-one likes creepers.
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