usually from my stupid friend thinking it's a great idea to "jokingly" hit me with a sword that does planet destroying superlaser amounts of damage to see how much damage it does

like bro... you can just look at the tooltip Im not your guinea pig that you can kill a billion times

either that or I'll be put in a ring of radioactive barrels (we have mods) and I'll die of radiation poisoning.

yeah guess who broke into his personal crate and threw away the radioactive barrels one day when I had about enough

So once i was in a forest and i punched a wolf because i cliked the wrong button...



you know what happens next

I don't play survival or pvp servers or anything like that very often, but two times stick in my head (keep in mind that this is my very first world I've ever generated so I was pretty dumb lol)

- I spawned in water, and promptly drowned
- I respawned (same world) then explored around the area, and found some bones, which I picked up. I wandered around more and found a pack of wolves, and tried to tame them. I didn't know the controls so I ended up punching the wolf. It ended great

I wish I could rejoin that world, except my laptop, which had MC on it at the time kind of bugged out and crashed and now it's dead and gone forever :,(

Embarrasingly enough, Dolphins in a Survival Hard world. Accidently hit one with a Trident while trying to hit a Drowned, and didn't realize it immediately. I was on the shoreline when this happened. So I used a bed, slept, and upon going to dawn looked in the water to see six dolphin pacing around. Didn't think anything of it, jumped into the water and basically died within seconds with more or less no time to react.

The Kraken in OreSpawn. (If you didn't know, he picks you up and drops you)

I died by lag. It's mentally painful because you just can't stop it...

I had came back from a successful mining trip. 3 stacks of iron, 8 diamonds, a couple of other stuff



Then I ran into a pillager patrol and they were attacking me so I ran away. My health was running low, but I managed to escape barely.


then I climbed down a hill too fast and died from fall damage.

My friend killed me

Stop eating your diamonds, they are not good for you.

I once started a Hardcore map and literally spawned in the middle of a lava lake.

Well.. I was pvping against my friend and I almost died, so i tried to run away. Little did i know that there was a creeper behind me...

Got killed by a lightning command block in some crazy survival server my friend made T_T

I Died Because Pig Pushed Me, Then I Fell At Grass, But I Survived. But Suddenly I Saw A Crepeer (Aww Man)  He Blowed Me, I Survived The Blow, But I Died Because Blow Tossed Me Up And I Died

The zombies hit me. Then I fell to the edge of Lava but a Creeper burst and threw me into Lava. What a sad scene I had at the time!

I fell when building my tower because the shift button doesn't work

i was once entering the nether and for some reason the portals nearly floating over a lava lake (on the edge of terrain) and i enter, with my newly made enchanted diamond chestplate and walk straight into the lava lake without waiting for chunks to load of even checking in front of me!

I always check now

#Hackers (Dam 'em)

From withers. 2b2t has a wither overdose issue.

I die from trying to kill endermen without the proper tools