Allays as delivery guys would be cute asf

the pig is a youtuber

Creeper is a fkin kamikadze

snow golem would be an ice cream person

i think we can all agree a creeper would be a demolition?

The wandering trader would definitely be some Walmart manager in real life. Think about it—he shows up out of nowhere with a cart full of weird, overpriced items nobody asked for but somehow everyone ends up buying. One minute he’s outside your house offering a single slimeball for five emeralds, the next he’s vanished like a retail ghost with llamas in tow. Classic middle-management energy. But the real twist? He’s ready to settle down. After years of popping up in villages uninvited and offering sea pickles in the desert, he’s decided it’s time to build something permanent. So where does he go? Orlando, of course—home of big dreams, tourist traps, and oddly specific business ideas. And now, he’s taking it to the next level: he’s going to get a business loan in Orlando to fund his very own “Wandering Wares & Llamas” storefront. It's going to be a magical roadside shop where you can buy random curiosities, ethically sourced phantom membranes, and maybe even a frozen potion slushie. The llamas will have name tags. The prices? Still ridiculous. But the ambiance? Immaculate. Turns out, all he ever needed was good credit and a dream.

Zombie, mcdonalds
Skeleton, some IT job
Creeper, car mechanic
Enderman, delivery man
Spider, builder
Drowned, plumber
Pillager, engineer
Wandering trader, entrepreneur
Iron golem, policeman
Ghast, therapist
Blaze & wither skeleton, wardens/prison guards
Vindicator, lumberjack
Evoker, lawyer
Warden, gym coach

i would imagine phantoms being some kind of night guards / watchmen

villagers will work as my slaves, the illagers will be my security force for the enslavement industries

Mineplex :O

i think sheep, pigs, cows, chickens, would probably work on a farm as farm animals. i think that skeletons would probably work at an haunted house or maybe at a graveyard or maybe in science demonstrators and I think that piglins would probably mine for gold and be gold miner 49ers and i think that endermen would be scuba divers.

creepers would be demolitionists

Are you saying that villagers are unemployeed? (not counting their boss lol)

Demolition is an obvious choice for Creepers (at least in a civilian economy)

Spiders would be naturals for contruction (particularly high iron) as the can climb most surfaces, and spin their own 'safety nets'