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created 12/31/2015 8:18 pm by krookyj
last reply 01/23/2016 10:11 am
C'mon, gimmie a good roast! Let me have it! give me the best of what you've got!

Mod Edit: Keep it appropriate, of course.

Krookyj Edit: Follow the mod's rules. (Hey, I didn't know moderators could edit my posts! Still follow his/her rules, though.)
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01/23/2016 10:11 am
Level 45 : Master Poro
Midnight
This is all fun and games till someone says something racist and/or someone somehow gets offended. It was fun for 16 pages but its time to end.
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01/23/2016 1:12 am
Level 31 : Artisan Modder
GiantNuker
Back To Insults: I Hope You Step On A PILE Of RED HOT Thumbtacks Witch Have Ben Sharpened So They Feel Like Swords!
I Dont Really Meant This!!!
1
01/22/2016 10:37 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
TLDRPost
If I could roast you, then it would successfully end world hunger
1
01/22/2016 10:41 pm
Level 49 : Master Goblin
ToadieOdie
Why would you poison the world like that?
1
01/22/2016 9:00 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Button Pusher
Officerkit
your face
1
01/22/2016 8:52 pm
Level 44 : Master Blob
ABigFatTomato
Yo mama so fat, that she doesn't need the internet, she's already WORLDWIIIIDE!!!!!
1
01/22/2016 8:14 pm
Level 62 : High Grandmaster Sweetheart
Myraaa
this one comes courtesy of my best friend amber, who is notoriously amazing at coming up with insults


"YOUR MOM IS RACIST"

that's it. that's the insult
thanks amber
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01/22/2016 8:34 pm
Level 23 : Expert Cake
Halorules555
Oh, your friend sounds nice!
1
01/22/2016 7:20 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Pryocynical
I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO
1
01/22/2016 8:10 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Taco
krookyj
Okay, that was a bit extreme.
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01/22/2016 5:21 pm
Level 40 : Master Wizard
rupert
Krooyj has 7 letters, 7-1=6
6/2=3
3+1=4
3 is a triangle
1 is an eye
four is a square
ILUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01/22/2016 8:53 am
Level 21 : Expert Narwhal
angelbutterflyy
i have no good insults. omg. but i guess this very stupid insult my lil bro gave me would count as one though XD oh well here goes

You smell like a chicken's butt. And your butt smells like chicken

i feel ashamed.

i hope you get roasted over a pit of fire and rot in hell, because this is the most WORST insult i had ever given to someone. sorry if this sounds too harsh.

you must've realized it by now, my lil bro's insults were a joke
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01/22/2016 5:17 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Ladybug
Lucy_the_Cow
Wow, that's pretty bad. o.o I'm insulted! lol
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01/22/2016 7:45 am
Level 35 : Artisan Ladybug
Lucy_the_Cow
Yo momma so fat that when she walked in.. skittles!!
(I hope you didn't take that to heart, it was a bit harsh. )
1
01/21/2016 5:45 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
ScottyGumball13
Hey! Did you ever see that guy who tries to avoid Dumb people? No? oh yea he walked out the door when you came in OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOOOHOHOHOHOHOOH
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01/21/2016 10:23 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Architect
Jaws_2005
Did you here of Krampus, no? expect a visit from him
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01/21/2016 5:37 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Architect
Jaws_2005
ur an idiot. your so fat then when you entered the fattest person contest the didn`t let you join because "YOUR 2 FAT"
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01/21/2016 5:56 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Taco
krookyj
Um, actually, the punchline is "they didn't let you in because they said 'sorry, no professionals.'" you know your roast is weak when someone corrects you on the punchline.
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01/21/2016 10:25 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Architect
Jaws_2005
well. ok. too shay
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01/22/2016 7:39 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Taco
krookyj
Thanks. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
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01/21/2016 4:24 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Taco
krookyj
hay kr00ky! ur dum!
1
01/19/2016 3:02 am
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
Fanjawi
Weremouse00
Here's a PMC related one:

You are a blogger.


says the person with 40 blogs uploaded huehue

but yeah it's sad he's a blogger :'c
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01/18/2016 11:40 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Skinner
AA_
ur mum

OHHHHHHHHH jk
1
01/18/2016 10:28 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Crafter
kittco36
i don't like you very much!
1
01/17/2016 2:34 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Meekay2010
Click to reveal




This Guy In The Upcoming Movie Dies.
1
01/17/2016 2:18 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Toast
Hedgehogs2931
I hope you go barefoot in a Lego factory.
Your nose hole is so big that the universe could fit through it.

LOL JK don't take these seriously!
1
01/17/2016 2:12 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Nerd
likn
you... suck!

sorry
1
01/16/2016 9:40 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Network
Baymax
You don't even know how to handle a poop.
You poop on everyones head cause you're a pigeon, thats why people hate you.

-===================================================================-

Your so tiny that you need a ladder to get up the stairs.
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01/16/2016 9:35 am
Level 22 : Expert Dolphin
EmeraldEclipse
Yo Mama burns the chocolate chip cookies semi-occasionally.

I hope you step on a tack.

I hope that you find an amazing person on PMC and you want to diamond all of their incredible uploads, but there is so many you run out of time to do so.

Buuuurrrn.
1
01/16/2016 9:20 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Network
DigitalEra
reddit.com/r/roastme

You really want roasted thats were to go
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01/16/2016 9:10 am
Level 1 : New Crafter
GunGuy
I hope all your fluffy socks suddenly turn wet and disgusting!
1
01/14/2016 3:18 am
Level 56 : Grandmaster Senpai
AnimeFanFTW
I bet you walk slower then me.

Yeeeeessssss
1
01/13/2016 10:49 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
jupalt
love me
1
01/13/2016 10:04 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Network
KonradUS
-snip-

I am sorry if this is against the rules if it is may a mod please edit the racist part out.
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01/13/2016 5:53 pm
Level 44 : Master Cowboy
TotallyNotMe
Donald Trump is your father.
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01/16/2016 9:05 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Taco
krookyj
*gasp* HOW DARE YOU?!?!?
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01/13/2016 6:07 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Pixel Puncher
alan
Hardly an insult. Donald trump is a good candidate.
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01/18/2016 11:43 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Skinner
AA_
Yay I'm not the only one who thinks that
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01/23/2016 1:02 am
Level 31 : Artisan Modder
GiantNuker
Donald Trump Is Not Bad, I Would Say The Same
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01/22/2016 5:34 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Pixel Puncher
alan
yay
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01/19/2016 2:41 am
Level 45 : Master Sweetheart
Zatharel
hahahahahhaahahahahahahaha. No.

Here's a PMC related one:

You are a blogger.
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01/19/2016 2:26 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Ranger
Agent003
*Facepalm
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01/16/2016 9:05 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Taco
krookyj
That's even worse!
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01/14/2016 2:24 am
Level 44 : Master Cowboy
TotallyNotMe
So the racism, sexism, the things he said about his daughter are good?

He would ban Muslims and Mexicans from the US. Here we have Hitler 2. Luckily he's disqualified himself as a candidate.

To keep this post in topic,

You look like a Squirrel and sound like a Donkey.
1
01/13/2016 9:40 pm
Level 76 : Legendary Robot
PrototypeTheta
Not a very good father though. Did you hear that one comment he made about his daughter.

I mean I don't blame him buuuut.
1
01/13/2016 5:15 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Engineer
VoteScott
you are mediocre at life
1
01/13/2016 5:11 pm
Level 47 : Master Mlem Mlem Bat
CoDoMoBoRoFoPoSoLoKo
u is dumb dumb!

*bows*
1
01/12/2016 7:44 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Engineer
Killstrike Gamer
If you wanna get roated, get ontop of my barbeque
1
01/12/2016 3:28 pm
Level 43 : Master Pixel Puncher
TomConn
You smell like a fart, and you have such a low IQ - You don't even know how to get past level 8 on PMC
1
01/12/2016 2:36 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Artist
zerkoh
u taste so bad

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