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Make a wish, and I'll try to ruin it! (Unoriginal idea I know, but it seems fun)
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i wish i had friends

They're imaginary
:(
:(

This is kinda sad

I wish my crush likes me back

your crush soda now likes you back

It's a soda brand btw

Noooooo

I wish to be bombarded by cans of chili

the chili smells really bad

Yay now i have an exuse to take a shower

From Kypickle's forum:
PSA: Please, do not reupload or make your own version of this. I made this post for fun and didn’t expect the popularity. Please don’t make your own, it creates spam. Genie forums are popping up all over the place now. If it gets out of hand and I see too many, I will take this one down as it's part of the problem. Just make an original post.
Just sayin, keep doing your thing ._.
PSA: Please, do not reupload or make your own version of this. I made this post for fun and didn’t expect the popularity. Please don’t make your own, it creates spam. Genie forums are popping up all over the place now. If it gets out of hand and I see too many, I will take this one down as it's part of the problem. Just make an original post.
Just sayin, keep doing your thing ._.

read the title bru

I wish to be exactly 5" 6' cause I'm short and I don't wanna bee short. (I'm currently 5" btw)

You are now 5 inches and 6 centimeters. OOPS! Did genie read that wrong? Oh well


That makes zero sense, new wish

Then I wish for..... cursive to not exist cuz I can't right in it, (but I can mostly read it)

Cursing now doesn't exist

Works For Me! ;D

Mission Failed, we'll get em' next time

For you to read Kypickles rules

I know I know, but I think it's not too bad, I mean read the title, I know someone else made it but I'm just kinda bored

I wish for everlasting World peace?

It's kind of human nature to fight, because Adam and Eve sinned in the Bible, but I'm not preaching, just saying that it's human nature to fight sadly, so your wish probably won't last long.

oh darn thats true... :p

I wish to get some free time

Times up! it lasted 1 picosecond

Nah, not doggie approved, I didn’t get any

I wish for a uhh... umm.. a uhm...

you get an uhm, a secret code for a nuclear bomb that detonates when it comes in contact with a human, and since you huma- KABOOM!

i wish i get hired

You get hired to the least fun job in the world, not only is it boring, but it doesn't pay well


I wanna be a jedi with a lightsaber and the force

The sith have taken over, and you're the last remaining jedi. They have a bounty on you, and you're force ability is to open a jar of pickles instantly. Good luck.
I only know about star wars stuff from last season in fortnite :l
I only know about star wars stuff from last season in fortnite :l

...
this is an offense to star wars nerds
the force is more than lifting rocks or opening jars of pickles
it doesn't work like that
the force is being able to control all living things, for they are all connected by the force
this is an offense to star wars nerds
the force is more than lifting rocks or opening jars of pickles
it doesn't work like that
the force is being able to control all living things, for they are all connected by the force

And lift rocks

that too

🧘



You know, this is a easy one to ruin.
You may end up dying if someone outmaneuvers you, and let's say you are Darth Nihilus who needs to consume life to survive
Enjoy
You may end up dying if someone outmaneuvers you, and let's say you are Darth Nihilus who needs to consume life to survive
Enjoy

Darth nihilius is a sith, I said jedi

what if you turned to the dark side?
Well
I could just do "You turn to the dark side and become darth Nihilus"
Well
I could just do "You turn to the dark side and become darth Nihilus"

I just had an idea: The lightsaber is a torch and the force needs a battery that doesn't even exist

I wish for a donut :P

You bite into the donut, but realize it was just a bagel all along

😭

I wish for a jar of pickles

the pickles are poisonous

Can I wish for a genie who won't ruin wishes?
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