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In the Red Corner, Beating trees since 2009... STEVE
-406.25 Kilograms
-Literally killed a dragon over a million times
-Can CARRY 20 QUINTILLION POUNDS
And in the Blue Corner, In an era Over 5M years ago... GRUG
-178.67 Kilograms
-Can resist a lighting strike and being tossed in the air
-Can throw a tree to outer space
These two are both mighty characters of fiction, it's up to you to decide you would win in a fight. Steve? or Grug?
-406.25 Kilograms
-Literally killed a dragon over a million times
-Can CARRY 20 QUINTILLION POUNDS
And in the Blue Corner, In an era Over 5M years ago... GRUG
-178.67 Kilograms
-Can resist a lighting strike and being tossed in the air
-Can throw a tree to outer space
These two are both mighty characters of fiction, it's up to you to decide you would win in a fight. Steve? or Grug?
Poll ended 05/24/2025 4:08 pm.
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Steve can’t grab other players, but grug could yeet steve into orbit

not what im asking

heres the thing.. we are the one who controls steve. grug is just that movie charecter. so TECHNICALLY we are smarter then le grug. so steve would win

oh and not to mention steve has AN ENDER PEARL and FLINT N STEEL and STEEEVES LAVA CHICKEN

Ok here's my 10 cents, Grug is easily a force of nature, but Steve's a god, smartest being on his universe, can carry the equivalent of a supermassive black hole's mass in his pockets, and he can also break almost every single material in the world with his barehands (in survival, not counting creative here).
As for weaknesses... Grug can be outsmarted somewhat easily as he's not the smartest of the bunch, and Steve can't last long in a fight without equipment in his own world.
So who would win? In my perspective... if both fighters are placed in a space where only their physical and psychological attributes matter, I think Steve would win, as the only weakness that man has is his health bar of 20 points which can be easily explained by existing over game logic and not an attribute of himself.
Furthermore if we do take into account the minecraft health system, we could argue that Steve although vulnerable by the game's standards, would be a menace if placed onto another world, since this man can take a cut to the head or face with a strong as f*** axe and be well enough to just go about his business like nothing happened.
So yeah, the fight wouldn't be easy on him but I think Steve would win over Grug
P.s.: and all this without using math to calculate some statistics
As for weaknesses... Grug can be outsmarted somewhat easily as he's not the smartest of the bunch, and Steve can't last long in a fight without equipment in his own world.
So who would win? In my perspective... if both fighters are placed in a space where only their physical and psychological attributes matter, I think Steve would win, as the only weakness that man has is his health bar of 20 points which can be easily explained by existing over game logic and not an attribute of himself.
Furthermore if we do take into account the minecraft health system, we could argue that Steve although vulnerable by the game's standards, would be a menace if placed onto another world, since this man can take a cut to the head or face with a strong as f*** axe and be well enough to just go about his business like nothing happened.
So yeah, the fight wouldn't be easy on him but I think Steve would win over Grug
P.s.: and all this without using math to calculate some statistics

Me

who is grug

I call it Grug..... It rhymes with Grug 


lol

"I... AM STEEEVE"


loil

bro grug has been squished by many boulders
i think he can survive minecraft just fine
i think he can survive minecraft just fine

…but can Grug fall 255m into 0.10m of water without taking an iota of damage?

no, steve is le built different