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Tell your worst jokes ever in the chat! (Funny jokes not allowed! Such bad jokes they are funny is allowed though)

Quickboy701's Avatar Quickboy7012/11/21 5:31 pm
2/13/2021 2:10 am
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02/13/2021 2:10 amhistory
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Markus_McCloud
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I'm a real fan of "smart homes" and the "internet of things". I've been hard at work hooking up almost my entire house to my WiFi!



So far, I've made everything but the kitchen sync.
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02/13/2021 12:22 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Magical Girl
MoonAstraea
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What channel is a squirrel's favorite to watch?


Answer
The Acorn Channel
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02/12/2021 11:54 pm
Level 44 : Master Strawberry
IndigoDusky
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Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

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Because they're good at it
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02/12/2021 10:30 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Nether Knight
Tigerfury26
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Who is good at telling jokes about iodine and americium?
I AM
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02/12/2021 2:43 am
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Pixus
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Pilot's license? What fur?
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02/11/2021 6:56 pm
Level 28 : Expert Procrastinator
NoodleRat
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so one time, I met this guy
His name was Vadislav


I think I made him angry, because
he was chasing after me,
so I stopped and turned around
and shouted

"Vadislav! Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
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02/11/2021 6:13 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Farmer
littlehappycow
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what is ugly, then pretty then ugly again



human babies
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02/11/2021 5:37 pm
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inzanely
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What's red, black and blue?

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you after losing a fight with a bear
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02/11/2021 6:50 pmhistory
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773942
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no, that's you being dead
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02/11/2021 6:52 pm
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inzanely
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well if you lost a fight with a bear you would have bruises along with some bleeding.
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02/12/2021 11:59 pm
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FrickFrack77
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wow lol
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02/11/2021 5:34 pm
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FishStacks
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me
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02/11/2021 5:32 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Ninja
Quickboy701
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What is a sad strawberry called? A blueberry!
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