Zeerawk -shortened-

Omg some of these are the best I've seen....

Baby are you a redstone torch? Cause you activate my piston...
xD Found that one somewhere..

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Do you like cats? Because I'm feline a connection between us.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Are you Instagram? Because I'm liking what I see.

Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.

Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

On a scale of 1-10, what's your number?

Are you Israeli? 'Cause you Israeli hot.

Are you a magician? 'Cause abracadayum.

Is your body from McDonalds, 'cause I'm Lovin' It!

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Are you my homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call when I found someone better.

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

The alphabet has 21 letters right? Oh wait, I forgot uraqt!

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

I can't taste my lips, can you do it for me?

Aye girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause dam.

Excuse me, I'm lost. Can I get directions to your house?

I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?

Are you the dub to my step? 'Cause I wub wub wub you.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.

Can I have a picture of you? I really want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

That's weird... I've never seen a princess out of her castle.

I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance reasons.

Baby, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you're looking right!

You're single, I'm single. Coincidence? I think not!

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

If you were food, you'd definitely be a cutie pie.

I have an X in my equation that U can replace.

You're hotter than papa bear's porridge.

I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!

I like sleep, you like sleep, let's do it together!

"Hey there... good lookin', I've got a bucket of chicken"
- Scout, Expiration Date.

Heh my sister was actually asked this, I feel bad for the guy:

Are you from Sweden?
Because you're the Swedish girl I see!

(Say Swedish like "Sweed-Ish", so it sounds like sweetest"

Best Pickup line ever:

Will You Go Out With Me?

look them over then say: "ten points to {select hogwarts house}"

Umm...So I saw this on Pinterest....
"I'm Tom Hiddleston."

I don't do this type of thing, but this is what I found.

I am Groot

Ain't no thing like you,'cept you.

(if you get the reference,post which movie it's from.)

Are you a match? Cuase you got me all fired up.

Hey, do you have a bandage? I hurt my leg falling in love with you.

Oh very sorry I will remember next time sorry again

Baby you turn my floppy disc into a hard drive

"Hi! How are you?"

Or

"Get in the back or I will detonate the explosives that I have just placed underneath you when I was telling you to get in the back!"

Both work great!

I don't know if this has been posted but here it goes.

"Do you live in a cornfield, 'cuz I'm stalking you."

Too much?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause you look like you're in pain, I should call an ambulance, wait no you're dead. oh thats too bad






that took a dark turn but whatever

I have another one:

Are you a cornia magnet? Because my eyes are stuck on you.

Did it hurt when you fell while getting sacked in football? Because your all bruised up

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Ghostmod
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

This

This is one that I like a lot and I wish a guy did this to me:

The guy gives the girl a bouquet of 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and says, "I will love you until the last one dies."

I don't even know if this is said or not just heard a friend say this
Just here to dump a really bad one... bluh
"You must be a Library Book cause I'm checking you out."
I feel stupider now

Just do this

Hi, I'm Jordan.

HEY ARE YOU A PRETTY GIRL BECAUSE I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!! STOP RUNNING!!!!!

"Do you like water? 'Cause if you do, you're gonna love 70% of me."

You're so hot, the world's supply of A/C's sold out immediately.
Lame and long I know.

I saw this somewhere once.
I wouldn't do this, cause I'm a girl and I dunno, it'd be weird, but

Walk up to the girl you like with a handful of limes
"accidentally" drop all of them
start picking them up, keep "accidentally" dropping them
Look up, and say, "Sorry, I'm not very good with pick-up limes"

"Hey, I seem to have lost my number, can you give me yours?" -Ryan Higa

Are you doge?
Cuz, wow!

Trust me. She'll go crazy over you.

"The word of the day is -inappropriate-"

Are you a beaver? Because, dam!