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The Duolingo Bird....

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created 04/18/2019 1:40 pm by Vih
last reply 05/05/2019 8:27 am
*You make an account on Duolingo (Where you try to learn a language).
*After a few days of work on Duolingo, you forget to log on for the day.
*The next day you hear a knock on your door. Your parents have not answered the door, nor did your sibling.
*You are suspicious about the whole situation so you go check your parents' and sibling's room to find they are both empty.
*Your family usually tells you when they will be gone and for how long so they couldn't have just left, unless they abandoned you (left you for dead cause they don't like you- very possible but not in this case-).
*You check the front door, locked. You look through the peephole in the door and see a speck of green.
*You decided to look through the window only to see a massive bird look right back at you, in the eye.
*That's when you know stuff's about to get down. You run to your room and lock the door.
*Just as you are about to jump through the window, you hear the front door being brought down.
*Not wasting any time you try to escape through the window but the trips to McDonalds everyday for the past week you had are not helpful at all. Not to mention the lack of moving since you became obsessed with watching K-pop videos all day and night long.
*The Duolingo Bird smashes your door down with a twist of the knob and a simple kick as it is standing upright with something in it's hand.
*Upon closer inspection you realise it is a notification!
*On one side it says "You have missed your Korean lesson. Get back to work!" and on the other it says "
Hippity Hoppity, 당신 가족은 제 재산이에요."
*You are very confused as to why half of it is English and half the language you've been studying. Unfortunately, you don't know what it means.
*The Duolingo Bird began to speak... "Jeśli chcesz ich spowrotem mieć,
continúa tus lecciones de coreano.
Может быть, я позволю вам посетить их тогда.
Adieu, petit cochon gâté et sans education."
*With that last phrase, the Duolingo Bird has gone.
*Your understanding of French isn't great but the last phrase offended you.
*Sighing loudly, you tried to get back in through the window and decided to log onto Duolingo to earn a visit with your family.

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05/05/2019 8:27 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
Did albert make this a trend again
04/21/2019 5:59 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
04/20/2019 1:38 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
help.... duolingo has my family
04/18/2019 2:48 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
The Duolingo Bird
you found out...

04/18/2019 4:52 pm
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Architect
Very creative!
04/18/2019 4:28 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Explorer
made me smile :)
gj! especially the 'earn a visit with your family' part
04/20/2019 1:19 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Haha thanks :)
04/18/2019 3:59 pm
Level 24 : Expert Scribe
i didn't even realize duolingo was a thing...
04/18/2019 1:50 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
I am confused. But what K-pop is being watched?
04/20/2019 1:42 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Stray Kids music videos and NCT music videos ;)
04/20/2019 2:00 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Explorer
BTS is fun, too, tho different in some ways from NCT
04/20/2019 10:09 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
I've only seen BTS. I only vote yes to this story if it's BTS
05/05/2019 8:24 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
You should check out Exo, NCT, Stray Kids, SEVENTEEN and Kard. You won't be disappointed. As for BTS, they are a great group but I prefer the groups mentioned above. x

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