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The Nugget Factory
LegendarySi
Welcome to The Nugget Factory, where we only serve nuggets, because that is all that humans need.
We have a large menu consisting of many delicious options. So take a seat, grab a menu, and order whatever your heart desires...
and if it doesn't desire nuggets... get out -_-
Menu:
Each order is a full plate
Normal Nuggets - $5.99
norm nugs
Animal Nuggets - $8.23
nuggets in the shape of the animal they weren't made from
Raw Nuggets - $0.50
for you freaks
Cheesy Nuggets - $9.99999
filled with cheese or dipped in it, your choice
Flesh Nuggets - $15.99
inspired by LegendaryUnknown and SB_Dead_Account_'s diets
Burnt Nuggets - $6.50
as crispy as possible
Secret Nuggets - $99.99
main ingredient [REDACTED]
Jesus Nugget - $100,001.99
you can eat all you want it just keeps coming and never ends (until you leave the building, for legal reasons)
Limited Supply
Mysterious Nuggets - $-25.99 (yes that's means I pay you)
idk, I found them in the back of SB's Pizza Hut
Drinks:
Water - $1.99
Coke - $2.99
Root Beer - $2.99
Nugget Smoothie - $6.99
Thank you for coming, enjoy your food!
License To Sell
(On a real note: feel free to judge this, idc XD. And yes it was taken from SB's old restaurant)
We have a large menu consisting of many delicious options. So take a seat, grab a menu, and order whatever your heart desires...
and if it doesn't desire nuggets... get out -_-
Menu:
Each order is a full plate
Normal Nuggets - $5.99
norm nugs
Animal Nuggets - $8.23
nuggets in the shape of the animal they weren't made from
Raw Nuggets - $0.50
for you freaks
Cheesy Nuggets - $9.99999
filled with cheese or dipped in it, your choice
Flesh Nuggets - $15.99
inspired by LegendaryUnknown and SB_Dead_Account_'s diets
Burnt Nuggets - $6.50
as crispy as possible
Secret Nuggets - $99.99
main ingredient [REDACTED]
Jesus Nugget - $100,001.99
you can eat all you want it just keeps coming and never ends (until you leave the building, for legal reasons)
Limited Supply
Mysterious Nuggets - $-25.99 (yes that's means I pay you)
idk, I found them in the back of SB's Pizza Hut
Drinks:
Water - $1.99
Coke - $2.99
Root Beer - $2.99
Nugget Smoothie - $6.99
Thank you for coming, enjoy your food!
License To Sell
(On a real note: feel free to judge this, idc XD. And yes it was taken from SB's old restaurant)
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Secret Nugget and coke
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That'll be $103
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I'll take all your burnt nuggets.
2
Okay :D
I'll just burn more
That'll be $6,500
I'll just burn more
That'll be $6,500
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Can i have 4 mystery nuggets and one jesus nugget?
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That's $99897.99 :)
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*opens the wallet and cash starts to flow from there*
-I think this is enough.
*gives the wallet while it still flowing*
-I think this is enough.
*gives the wallet while it still flowing*
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Oh yes sir :)
Here's your nuggets
If the mystery nuggets make you feel... weird.. just eat the Jesus nugget, it should help.
Here's your nuggets
If the mystery nuggets make you feel... weird.. just eat the Jesus nugget, it should help.
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Ok.
*eats jesus nugget first and mysterious nuggets last*
-Thank's. Bye
*walks away*
*eats jesus nugget first and mysterious nuggets last*
-Thank's. Bye
*walks away*
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Also can I have a Jesus nugget?
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sure :) that'll be $100,001.99
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And that would also be a 10000000000000000000 note, aswell..
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Er...I actually have 10000000000000000000 pounds, soooo....
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....I'll take it
here's your order
here's your order
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*runs back*
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This is brilliant
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I would like 1000000000000 of everything
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I'm sorry, but since a um-.... certain customer ordered, we are running low. *cough* Afap *cough*
So please keep your order minimal, thank you.
So please keep your order minimal, thank you.
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Oh dear, not meeting service standards...
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Lucky for you I'm picky but not a critic so I literally can't do anything here, okay I'll take a mystery nugget for insurance things...
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*mutters* blame afap, not me -_-
*ahem* yes, right away. Here is your payment.
I advise saying your goodbyes before eating the nugget
*ahem* yes, right away. Here is your payment.
I advise saying your goodbyes before eating the nugget
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I'll take 2,147,483,647 mysterious nuggets
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wow, good think SB has an unlimited supply of those, and I have unlimited money.
Though I must warn you, that many mysterious nuggets has a 310,100,192.349% chance of death
Though I must warn you, that many mysterious nuggets has a 310,100,192.349% chance of death
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interesting
Wait what if I don't eat the nuggests and use the money given to me to buy the non-mystery nuggets?
Wait what if I don't eat the nuggests and use the money given to me to buy the non-mystery nuggets?
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.... Then I'll have to remove you forcibly from the restaurant for violating our business policy, which states:
"HE'S TOO CARPING SMART, GET RID OF HIM!!"
"HE'S TOO CARPING SMART, GET RID OF HIM!!"
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lol
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NUGGET SMOOTHIE?
here's your $6.99
here's your $6.99
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Wise choice. I'll have it right out!
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ngl I kinda want a real one now
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excellent!
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*sets the most delicious drink known to mankind on the table*
Here it is. Enjoy!
(and yeah, it's a constant craving lol)
Here it is. Enjoy!
(and yeah, it's a constant craving lol)
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ty
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np
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"You have forgotten one very important thing...
MACARONI,
AND THE CHICKENSTRIPS"
MACARONI,
AND THE CHICKENSTRIPS"
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Sir we only sell nuggets here :/
The one food required to survive
The one food required to survive
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Then have a Jesus nugget, on the house :)
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me, a vegetarian:
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oh- um.... drink?
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sure, I request to consume some dihydrogen monoxide for the price of one dollar and 99 cents
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Sooooooo..... water?.... for $1.99?
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mhmm
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Here you go, that's $1.99
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Can I order a mystery nugget?
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Yes of course. Here's your $26
Eat at your own risk.
*Holds out a contract and pen*
just sign here, and here, and here
Eat at your own risk.
*Holds out a contract and pen*
just sign here, and here, and here
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Signs
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NUGGIES!!!!!
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Yes :)
What'll it be?
What'll it be?
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10 nuggies with Sprite.
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We don't have sprit- ya know just have mine I brought for lunch break lol
A plate of 10 nuggies, or ten plates of nuggies?
A plate of 10 nuggies, or ten plates of nuggies?
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Ten plates
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That'll be $16.50 :)
and I'll have em' right out
and I'll have em' right out
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i want mysterious nuggies,flesh nuggets (they are just so delicious) , and of course a nugget smoothie wait so i don't need to pay this?
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