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Warring with Waffles. (Treaty included here)sentiment_dissatisfied
Pigman Defense Attorney • 5/15/20 5:38 pm
5/17/2020 3:23 pm
Pigman Defense Attorney
Pigman Defense Attorney
Soooo..... I might have potentially started a war with a bunch of angry waffles by breaking IHasFins out of prison....
...Anyone wanna join in? It should be fun :D
The treaty has been signed and the war is over. You can all go home now.
Current allies
@Pigman Defense Attorney
IHasFins
elektropunch
Some Atlanteans
My Greatest Warriors
And a hat...
Treaty:
Kingdom:
Empire of Piggenstein
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Reason Of War:
Supporting Atlantis in the release of IHasFins
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Pledge to your recent enemy:
I pledge to withdraw all pigman attackers and spies form the Waffle Kingdom if the crimes of IHasFins
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are forgoten, if the all bacon, cooked from the flesh of our warriors, is restored to our Kingdom for
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proper burial and if those involved in the consumption of said bacon are confined to the Waffle Kingdom.
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Any waffle who breaks this new protocol will be held personally responsible.
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Time till this expires:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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...Anyone wanna join in? It should be fun :D
The treaty has been signed and the war is over. You can all go home now.
Current allies
@Pigman Defense Attorney
IHasFins
elektropunch
Some Atlanteans
My Greatest Warriors
And a hat...
Treaty:
Kingdom:
Empire of Piggenstein
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Reason Of War:
Supporting Atlantis in the release of IHasFins
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Pledge to your recent enemy:
I pledge to withdraw all pigman attackers and spies form the Waffle Kingdom if the crimes of IHasFins
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are forgoten, if the all bacon, cooked from the flesh of our warriors, is restored to our Kingdom for
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proper burial and if those involved in the consumption of said bacon are confined to the Waffle Kingdom.
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Any waffle who breaks this new protocol will be held personally responsible.
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Time till this expires:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Pigman Defense Attorney you’re a Attorney, right? Cause I have a case, chickenpants93 accused us of murder, if you want to help us we have syrup and pancakes *lifts a dead pancake*
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Your late.
I signed a treaty with whiteout before you even got involved
I signed a treaty with whiteout before you even got involved
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Lol. I leave for a few hours and everyone goes to war again?
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not exactly, cp just make a wallpost saying waffles killed a bunch of people and declared war, we didn't do anything so I stopped it before it happened.
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ah, ok cool.
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I’m still angry about it
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give chickenpants93 a chance. c:
I am a nice lord
I am a nice lord
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Okay, I’ll try *sits in a corner eating a pancake* what?
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Well if you want to hold a grudge who am I to stop you?
I hold none. If you waffles ever need help let me know.
I hold none. If you waffles ever need help let me know.
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Okay, I’ll give you a chance, just try not to start another internet war with us. I know you like doing that but please don’t- ;w;
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Gotcha, all a big misunderstanding.
I'll try to leave the waffles out when I make my next war.
I'll try to leave the waffles out when I make my next war.
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That was so short .-.
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It was just a prison escape, you can’t expect too much overreaction from us waffles, we’re smarter than that.
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Yeah, they just got their armies involved
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We had to. RookiePlayer started following us, and then the rest of you showed up. :/
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How many waffles did you kill?
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None. I wanted to go back to Atlantis and play Fortnite :D
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Well thank you for not killing people, last I heard only stupid people died, still the case?
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Only a few personally. You might be surprised ho much of the battle is fought by directing troops.
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*angry waffle noises*
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*screeches in waffle*
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Sorry, but you did ask how many.
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Good point, but do you know which ones died? (Names and stuff)
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Who voted for a longer war and why?
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Come on, I wanted to bring out the full force of the power and bring out Poseidon/Neptune!
I also wanted to do that final face off with Whiteout- -- you know, the stuff that happens in the movies.
I also wanted to do that final face off with Whiteout- -- you know, the stuff that happens in the movies.
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I don't show very much in battle because my waffles need me to protect our kingdom
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Lol, nope. This ain’t a movie, just three (four if you count the o n e pancake) kingdoms and a war crime
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so i could use this
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go find some pancakes? (except Recolada, of course)
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That’s how I’ve used my extra forks
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Yay the war is over, I still have these forks though hmmmmmmm
*throws them at random pancakes*
I still have all these forks
*throws them at random pancakes*
I still have all these forks
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only if it is not RecoladaMC, they are allied with the Piggenstein.
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Don’t worry, I didn’t eat any bacon but four did screech some Pigman, they will be out for a couple days but they are fine *hands them to Pigman Defense Attorney* *sneaks away while pouring syrup on self*
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Okay *checks pile of dead bodies* nope no RecoladaMC in here *continues to throw forks at random pancakes, avoiding RecoladaMC at all costs*
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there isnt an option on the poll of it was a horrible war for the waffles >; 3999(
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pfft! *sneaks it into poll* Yes there is!
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During my pinapul days, we didn't usually have this problem.
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Pancakes
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Lol did the pancakes just ally with us? I guess that makes sense... (it may take a while for us to form a treaty with the waffles now.)
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*couple days later*
heres the treaty!
heres the treaty!
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The hat was for my contest...
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ye... He's good in a fight though...
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Waffles to me! We shall eradicate these non-waffles.
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Now, I know you guys are upset, but what harm does breaking one guy out of prison do? Sure it's a war crime, but you know what?...
...ok I've got nothing....
...ok I've got nothing....
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In our defense, they where eating waffles basically everyday and our numbers where going down
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WE SHALL DESTORY U NON WAFFLESSS
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Waffles forever! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
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YOU WILL BE CAUGHT!
*I've gone full mental and brought people with me now--*
*I've gone full mental and brought people with me now--*
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Let us begin writing up a treaty, the number of fallen is too great. Be aware that the treatment of my fallen warriors will not be forgotten. Justice for the fallen!
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P.S. None of my warriors are fallen. Except the Piranha Guards. But I wouldn't exactly call them warriors...
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[time for me to talk nonsense]
May we shall write this treaty, my warriors remain safe, no losses come to the waffle kingdom, we stand tall.
[Scribble scribble scribble]
Sign here to end the war for a single month or so.
Kingdom:
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Reason Of War:
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Pledge to your recent enemy:
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Time till this expires:
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May we shall write this treaty, my warriors remain safe, no losses come to the waffle kingdom, we stand tall.
[Scribble scribble scribble]
Sign here to end the war for a single month or so.
Kingdom:
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Reason Of War:
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Pledge to your recent enemy:
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Time till this expires:
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Kingdom:
Empire of Piggenstein
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Reason Of War:
Supporting Atlantis in the release of IHasFins
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Pledge to your recent enemy:
I pledge to withdraw all pigman attackers and spies form the Waffle Kingdom if the crimes of IHasFins
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
are forgoten, if the all bacon, cooked from the flesh of our warriors, is restored to our Kingdom for
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
proper burial and if those involved in the consumption of said bacon are confined to the Waffle Kingdom.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Any waffle who breaks this new protocol will be held personally responsible.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Time till this expires:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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IHasFins, does Atlantis agree to this treaty?
Empire of Piggenstein
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Reason Of War:
Supporting Atlantis in the release of IHasFins
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pledge to your recent enemy:
I pledge to withdraw all pigman attackers and spies form the Waffle Kingdom if the crimes of IHasFins
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are forgoten, if the all bacon, cooked from the flesh of our warriors, is restored to our Kingdom for
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
proper burial and if those involved in the consumption of said bacon are confined to the Waffle Kingdom.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Any waffle who breaks this new protocol will be held personally responsible.
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Time till this expires:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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IHasFins, does Atlantis agree to this treaty?
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