obviously it's a city in Texas

source: trust me bro

any plant that grows along the ground, around another plant, or up a wall by means of extending stems or branches.

pig

its a pink thing with a curly tail and four legs it goes oink

pretty sure ive these in plants versus zombies before🤔

A creeper is a highly advanced, four-legged robotic vacuum cleaner designed to clean your attic while you're asleep. It uses artificial intelligence to organize your clutter and fold laundry. It's also the best pet you can have because it loves to cuddle on rainy days and serve you breakfast in bed.

a green creature that will comfort you and won't kill you in any way

pig gone wrong

The figure I see after I turn off the lights

creeper = follower = stalker = ...wait, this is the right answer.

you wanted the wrong answer?

oh... well, that would be cheesecake.

a phantom

me

An annoying noisy mob that adds random blocks to one's builds (and never anything good — like diamond or redstone).

A friendly animate pinata that only wants hugs