A mythical ground covering said to have properties similar to AstroTurf™, but with better smell, feel, and a negative carbon footprint…
(Also claimed to be a feedstock for a number of en vivo processors claimed to produce a variety of healthy protein based foods without synthetic waste products. )

Discord mods' favorite plant

Gold Red Abandoned Slippery Splatter

its a species of sea slug

Grey soul

the hell is grass?

Gamers nightmare

crap its so stinky

Pink hairs stuck in the sky. LOL

a drink

a poisonous thing you should never touch ever!

Grass is the byproduct of a rare mountain goat molting its exoskeleton after eating 35 gigaglams of malted milk. Grass can be used to make television remotes, as its rubbery qualities lend well too the buttons. Grass is also edible, making for a tasty TV remote. Some say its tastes just like chicken, but i beg to differ- it rather tastes like haycorn tart.

A weird unknown substance that can't be found on this planet. Every Minecraft player definitely knows what it is

Cat in a sink covered in chocolate milk with a conker on it's head pressing a button eating biscuits doing a complicated math equasion playing minecrfat 360 no-scoping the ender dragon with a bow looking up steak pies on google with a massive concrete head throwing bricks at rancid custard in the freezer in the garage wearing a fedora reading a book on how to cure hypothermia charging lemons $5 to smell a piece of paper with the alphabet backwards in alphabetical order on it...
backwards

Something that burns sweaty gamers to the touch and kills most other gamers XD and ownly gigachads such as my self and many others can survive walking on grass (=