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What's the funniest and dumbest thing you or someone you know, or heard, said?

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created 04/23/2019 5:22 pm by NightmarErRoR
last reply 05/13/2019 5:45 pm
So, I thought this would get everyone some laughs :)

This conversation would contain the dumbest and funniest thing I said:

(We're in a car)
My sister: I think we're drunk on soda.
Me: *Points at the sky* WHOA, LOOK, A CLOUD!
My Sister and cousin: THAT'S SO AMAZING
My cousin: Yup, we're drunk on soda.
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05/12/2019 9:30 pm
Level 20 : Expert Archer
LemilasTheElf
I was watching the special features of a movie (the outtakes section where they show mistakes) and someone in the video asked, "Um... what was my name again?" At another point, one character was supposed to say, "You will die like a dog!" but instead said, "You will die like a frog!"
05/13/2019 7:45 am
Level 6 : Apprentice Explorer
JurassicKaiju14
I remember that! Those were the bloopers for the first Narnia movie! xD
05/13/2019 5:45 pm
Level 20 : Expert Archer
LemilasTheElf
Yes, they were.
05/12/2019 7:38 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
CeIeste
I'm doing online courses, and there's a chat box where you can ask the teachers questions if you have any, and someone asked during history class "Is George Washington still alive?"

I don't think we were even learning about him, either. Completely out of the blue... I was laughing so hard tbh
05/12/2019 9:11 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
XD
05/12/2019 9:46 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Explorer
JurassicKaiju14
Sovereign Citizens getting their windows smashed. Case in point.
05/12/2019 7:02 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
I once replied "you too!" when the waitress said "enjoy your meal!".

Yup.
05/12/2019 7:07 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
X3 My little sister did that once
05/12/2019 9:03 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Mountaineer
Starryspectrum
I can't remember anything specifically, but I tend to accidentally prove myself wrong when I try to prove myself right.
05/12/2019 3:54 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Warrior
dreamCritting123
y'know that bit in the lego movie were emmet invents a double decker couch... yeah
05/12/2019 5:32 am
Level 48 : Master Necromancer
Rhines
everything that comes out of my mouth
04/26/2019 1:50 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Cake
EndPlayz
Well, my friend didn't say this, but he wrote it down. I hope that is still ok.

So, we had a history test about ww2, and the last question came out of nowhere for pretty much everyone, you had to name 4 leaders from that time based of their pictures. Well my friend didn't know one, and thought he looked french, so he named him 'baguette' and wrote down he was from France...

It was Roosevelt from the us btw XD
04/25/2019 10:28 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Scribe
ellacool10
Hm.... Well, I remember this one time (I have a habit of listening to others conversations) I heard someone, like a thirteen year old boy, say "So I asked for a My Little Pony Band-Aid, but they gave me a [BEEP] normal one!"

This is quite possibly the most stupid and hilarious thing I have EVER heard from a teenage boy. Especially since he was very passionate about it. Seriously. I can't even begin to tell you.
04/25/2019 10:30 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
Lol, I would probably have to really hold in my laugh, if I heard that XD
04/25/2019 11:21 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
NathanialBlood_
I remember playing Garry's Mod with some friends and a kid joins in to say, "Minecraft is for babies. Fortnite is better than half life 2"



Pretty sure I lose brain cells that night.
04/27/2019 6:28 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
lol games like CoD and Fortnite have been labeled as 5yo playgrounds now for me.... i play niether but... i pity the ones that do. to me MC is a game for all, but i feel like mostly older peeps play it. I think the reason small children take over FPS games is because they think it makes them cool.
05/12/2019 9:46 am
Level 58 : Grandmaster Hero
Captain_JEK
That could really be true.
05/12/2019 12:06 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
yeah kinda my thought XD
04/25/2019 10:09 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Architect
TheArchitect1995
I was having a conversation with a friend about different accents. I told him that I didn't like the Geordie accent and he responded by saying "I know right I f*****g hate Wales!"
05/12/2019 12:32 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Nerd
Tigerblink
im welsh and im very offended
05/13/2019 8:42 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Architect
TheArchitect1995
I personally have nothing against the Welsh, I actually have welsh ancestry through my mum's mum's side of the family. The irony is that my friend who said that now lives in Wales with his girlfriend
05/13/2019 1:23 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Nerd
Tigerblink
I know you have nothing against them.
But that irony-
C O U G H
04/25/2019 11:30 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Artist
Carver_Craft
I was at church on Easter and my friend came up to me and

My Friend: hey man do know what happens when you slap Dywane Johnsons butt?
Me: no?
My Friend: You just hit rock bottom

I about died.
04/27/2019 6:29 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
XD that is gold. not sure the joke was original or not, but still funny. i Laughed to myself....
04/25/2019 11:31 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
XD
04/25/2019 8:09 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
KristenBrown
Really good share!
04/23/2019 7:14 pm
Level 24 : Expert Scribe
Makaneek
Once i said to my friend, "Hey, look at that tree!" (forgot why) while pointing in it's general direction.
He asked, "which one?"
I responded: "That big wooden one!"
04/23/2019 7:19 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
🌳 🤣
04/23/2019 10:15 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
thats funny XD
04/23/2019 8:25 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
Lol, sounds like something I would say to my little sister XD
04/23/2019 10:15 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
ikr
04/23/2019 9:24 pm
Level 28 : Expert Robot
kmcallah
One time I went out to eat with a friend and the waitress asked me "What kind of toast would you like?"



I answered, "Toasty toast?"
04/23/2019 9:43 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
XD this made me laugh so hard
04/23/2019 8:13 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
BuildingBridges
in a subway once my cousin asked, in complete sincerity, "what's bigger, a medium or a small?"
04/27/2019 6:30 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
its funny to read but i have been places where small is pretty big... soooo. ye
04/23/2019 8:25 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
Lol
04/23/2019 7:24 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
Makaneek's humor there reminded me of another from my nephew;

He showed me a note from his teacher with written reason why he got kicked out of a class, reason; while everyone was silently working, he had suddenly yelled "squirrel!", while there was no sign of any squirrel.
04/23/2019 8:26 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
Lol, I did something like that once, I told my little sister there was a dragon outside the window, And she was like "WHEREEEEEEEEEEE!?"
04/23/2019 6:42 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
History class in high school; a slide is shown with Stalin's portrait, teacher asks; "who is this?" classmate answers; "Ghandi, right!?"

🤦‍♀️

Another:

_Phrozenbit_ and I were watching a movie late at night, when suddenly my nephew basically barged into our room out of nowhere with a big smile on his face, holding up a bottle and telling us in the most enthusiastic voice I ever heard in my life; "I have invented beer-ice!" 😂 (He just left the bottle in the fridge for a little too long but he was very convinced of his new invention.)
04/27/2019 6:33 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
im confused... is your nephew 21+ and left his alcohol in the fridge, or was he a small child and left a bottle of whatever in the fridge and he called it beer-ice? o.O
05/12/2019 8:24 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
The drinking age in the Netherlands was 16 at the time. 😊 Legal drinking age has since been raised to 18. But he was indeed still quite young, even if not small child young. And it was actual beer.
05/12/2019 12:07 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
so he was little and left alcohol in the fridge? nice XD thug life at a young age XDD
05/12/2019 1:17 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
Eh he was 16!
05/12/2019 4:46 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
ahh ok XD
04/23/2019 7:23 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Robot
_Phrozenbit_
that nephew of yours :P funny guy
04/23/2019 7:27 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Dinosaur
DinowCookie
Dent in your car roof? No biggie, just open the door and give it a kick from the inside. 👌
04/23/2019 7:04 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
XD
04/23/2019 10:33 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
oh my gosh I cant think of ONE dumb, stupid, crazy and all or the above; I'll take none for $200 Alex! I can't think of just ONE but i know that i have said, done, and heard some stupid things in my life.

but hey, if you put me and my cousin in the same room at about 12AM-4AM then you will DEFINITELY get a dumb phrase or joke.

WAIT i just thought of one!!

we were playing Terraria one day and beating the pumpkin moon. the Pumpking showed up and we were like IT'S THE TRUMPKING!! (we make a lot of political jokes XD [EXAMPLE: Hilary, Obama, and Trump all playing Fortnite XDDD] )
04/23/2019 10:35 pm
Level 27 : Expert Robot
NightmarErRoR
Lol, same, you put me, my cousin, And My little sister, I'm a room, we'll blab away, And say the dumbest most funny things ever XD
04/23/2019 10:40 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
TheCyanShyGuy
eh with my brother in the room it basically becomes us listening to him XD but nah me and my cousin are idiots when it comes to making jokes at 4 in the morning. we were playing Spelunky once and were laughing and making stupid comments about the gameplay XDD ahhh he is great.

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