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So, I thought this would get everyone some laughs :)
This conversation would contain the dumbest and funniest thing I said:
(We're in a car)
My sister: I think we're drunk on soda.
Me: *Points at the sky* WHOA, LOOK, A CLOUD!
My Sister and cousin: THAT'S SO AMAZING
My cousin: Yup, we're drunk on soda.
This conversation would contain the dumbest and funniest thing I said:
(We're in a car)
My sister: I think we're drunk on soda.
Me: *Points at the sky* WHOA, LOOK, A CLOUD!
My Sister and cousin: THAT'S SO AMAZING
My cousin: Yup, we're drunk on soda.
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Sovereign Citizens getting their windows smashed. Case in point.
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I was watching the special features of a movie (the outtakes section where they show mistakes) and someone in the video asked, "Um... what was my name again?" At another point, one character was supposed to say, "You will die like a dog!" but instead said, "You will die like a frog!"
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I remember that! Those were the bloopers for the first Narnia movie! xD
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Yes, they were.
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I'm doing online courses, and there's a chat box where you can ask the teachers questions if you have any, and someone asked during history class "Is George Washington still alive?"
I don't think we were even learning about him, either. Completely out of the blue... I was laughing so hard tbh
I don't think we were even learning about him, either. Completely out of the blue... I was laughing so hard tbh
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XD
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I once replied "you too!" when the waitress said "enjoy your meal!".
Yup.
Yup.
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X3 My little sister did that once
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I can't remember anything specifically, but I tend to accidentally prove myself wrong when I try to prove myself right.
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everything that comes out of my mouth
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y'know that bit in the lego movie were emmet invents a double decker couch... yeah
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Well, my friend didn't say this, but he wrote it down. I hope that is still ok.
So, we had a history test about ww2, and the last question came out of nowhere for pretty much everyone, you had to name 4 leaders from that time based of their pictures. Well my friend didn't know one, and thought he looked french, so he named him 'baguette' and wrote down he was from France...
It was Roosevelt from the us btw XD
So, we had a history test about ww2, and the last question came out of nowhere for pretty much everyone, you had to name 4 leaders from that time based of their pictures. Well my friend didn't know one, and thought he looked french, so he named him 'baguette' and wrote down he was from France...
It was Roosevelt from the us btw XD
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I was at church on Easter and my friend came up to me and
My Friend: hey man do know what happens when you slap Dywane Johnsons butt?
Me: no?
My Friend: You just hit rock bottom
I about died.
My Friend: hey man do know what happens when you slap Dywane Johnsons butt?
Me: no?
My Friend: You just hit rock bottom
I about died.
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XD that is gold. not sure the joke was original or not, but still funny. i Laughed to myself....
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XD
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Hm.... Well, I remember this one time (I have a habit of listening to others conversations) I heard someone, like a thirteen year old boy, say "So I asked for a My Little Pony Band-Aid, but they gave me a [BEEP] normal one!"
This is quite possibly the most stupid and hilarious thing I have EVER heard from a teenage boy. Especially since he was very passionate about it. Seriously. I can't even begin to tell you.
This is quite possibly the most stupid and hilarious thing I have EVER heard from a teenage boy. Especially since he was very passionate about it. Seriously. I can't even begin to tell you.
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Lol, I would probably have to really hold in my laugh, if I heard that XD
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Really good share!
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I remember playing Garry's Mod with some friends and a kid joins in to say, "Minecraft is for babies. Fortnite is better than half life 2"
Pretty sure I lose brain cells that night.
Pretty sure I lose brain cells that night.
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lol games like CoD and Fortnite have been labeled as 5yo playgrounds now for me.... i play niether but... i pity the ones that do. to me MC is a game for all, but i feel like mostly older peeps play it. I think the reason small children take over FPS games is because they think it makes them cool.
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That could really be true.
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yeah kinda my thought XD
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I was having a conversation with a friend about different accents. I told him that I didn't like the Geordie accent and he responded by saying "I know right I f*****g hate Wales!"
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im welsh and im very offended
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I personally have nothing against the Welsh, I actually have welsh ancestry through my mum's mum's side of the family. The irony is that my friend who said that now lives in Wales with his girlfriend
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I know you have nothing against them.
But that irony-
C O U G H
But that irony-
C O U G H
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oh my gosh I cant think of ONE dumb, stupid, crazy and all or the above; I'll take none for $200 Alex! I can't think of just ONE but i know that i have said, done, and heard some stupid things in my life.
but hey, if you put me and my cousin in the same room at about 12AM-4AM then you will DEFINITELY get a dumb phrase or joke.
WAIT i just thought of one!!
we were playing Terraria one day and beating the pumpkin moon. the Pumpking showed up and we were like IT'S THE TRUMPKING!! (we make a lot of political jokes XD [EXAMPLE: Hilary, Obama, and Trump all playing Fortnite XDDD] )
but hey, if you put me and my cousin in the same room at about 12AM-4AM then you will DEFINITELY get a dumb phrase or joke.
WAIT i just thought of one!!
we were playing Terraria one day and beating the pumpkin moon. the Pumpking showed up and we were like IT'S THE TRUMPKING!! (we make a lot of political jokes XD [EXAMPLE: Hilary, Obama, and Trump all playing Fortnite XDDD] )
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Lol, same, you put me, my cousin, And My little sister, I'm a room, we'll blab away, And say the dumbest most funny things ever XD
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eh with my brother in the room it basically becomes us listening to him XD but nah me and my cousin are idiots when it comes to making jokes at 4 in the morning. we were playing Spelunky once and were laughing and making stupid comments about the gameplay XDD ahhh he is great.
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One time I went out to eat with a friend and the waitress asked me "What kind of toast would you like?"
I answered, "Toasty toast?"
I answered, "Toasty toast?"
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XD this made me laugh so hard
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in a subway once my cousin asked, in complete sincerity, "what's bigger, a medium or a small?"
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its funny to read but i have been places where small is pretty big... soooo. ye
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Lol
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Makaneek's humor there reminded me of another from my nephew;
He showed me a note from his teacher with written reason why he got kicked out of a class, reason; while everyone was silently working, he had suddenly yelled "squirrel!", while there was no sign of any squirrel.
He showed me a note from his teacher with written reason why he got kicked out of a class, reason; while everyone was silently working, he had suddenly yelled "squirrel!", while there was no sign of any squirrel.
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Lol, I did something like that once, I told my little sister there was a dragon outside the window, And she was like "WHEREEEEEEEEEEE!?"
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Once i said to my friend, "Hey, look at that tree!" (forgot why) while pointing in it's general direction.
He asked, "which one?"
I responded: "That big wooden one!"
He asked, "which one?"
I responded: "That big wooden one!"
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thats funny XD
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Lol, sounds like something I would say to my little sister XD
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ikr
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History class in high school; a slide is shown with Stalin's portrait, teacher asks; "who is this?" classmate answers; "Ghandi, right!?"
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Another:
anonpmc2558251 and I were watching a movie late at night, when suddenly my nephew basically barged into our room out of nowhere with a big smile on his face, holding up a bottle and telling us in the most enthusiastic voice I ever heard in my life; "I have invented beer-ice!" 😂 (He just left the bottle in the fridge for a little too long but he was very convinced of his new invention.)
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Another:
anonpmc2558251 and I were watching a movie late at night, when suddenly my nephew basically barged into our room out of nowhere with a big smile on his face, holding up a bottle and telling us in the most enthusiastic voice I ever heard in my life; "I have invented beer-ice!" 😂 (He just left the bottle in the fridge for a little too long but he was very convinced of his new invention.)
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im confused... is your nephew 21+ and left his alcohol in the fridge, or was he a small child and left a bottle of whatever in the fridge and he called it beer-ice? o.O
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The drinking age in the Netherlands was 16 at the time. 😊 Legal drinking age has since been raised to 18. But he was indeed still quite young, even if not small child young. And it was actual beer.
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so he was little and left alcohol in the fridge? nice XD thug life at a young age XDD
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Eh he was 16!
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ahh ok XD
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Dent in your car roof? No biggie, just open the door and give it a kick from the inside. 👌
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XD