twinkle patrick star was the funniest moment/episode

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I like the one where they steal a balloon on free balloon day. "YOU ATE MY CHOCOLATE!" -Patrick Star.

When it ends, forever.

Who you callin pinhead? -Patrick star

when spongebob and patrick were the mom and dad of a clam and spongebob dressed as a mom and patrick dressed like a dad and they were pushing a clam in a stroller then people saw and they're like "sponge+starfish=clam?"

The part when spongebob is like "I Love Squidward"

SongeBob: Patrick your genius is showing!
Patrick: WHERE?!

This XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbYb7rZUz-8

"Im claustrophobic!"
"what does that mean?"
"It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
"HO HO HO"
"STOP IT PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM!"

This is true.. its very terible but big xD

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

Citizen: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
*SLAM*

Patrick: Come on. You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo, wumbo, wumboing...
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me.
Patrick: ...wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, Spongebob!

Spongebob: The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time

I dont know if this counts as a single 'moment', but for me, the funniest thing in spongebob is the running gag "my leg".

youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-661oLevE

CAUTION, THIS LINK WILL MAKE SOME PEOPLE LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY, INCLUDING MYSELF

Also:
Spongebob: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
Squidward: So that's what he calls it

Plus:
Patrick: Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.

When Patrick is using the bottom of the broom to sweep. Then a fish comes up and says. Hey guy, you walk here from stupid town? Haha

A year old maybe, but I never found a good use for it til now:

I did not make this.

Best part ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPaOixmoBuk
I love all the other ones people have put up too

2 words,Squidward TORTELLINI?!!!

Patrick, Check your mailbox

The Seabear attack.

WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT. AND DONT THINK WE DONT KNOW HOW TO WEEEEED EM OUT.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!

" partick you can't be the mom cause you never wear a shirt. oh yeah. i i was a mom, this would shocking....."

when patrick knocks on someone's door and says "I love you," XD

2 things.

1= When my friends stops quoting the show

2=

Leedle leedle leedle leeeee

Is this the krusty krabe
No this is Patrick!!!!!!!!!

"Patrick take the lid off the jar"
*puts lid in mouth*
"Now lift your hand. Good now put it on the lid"
"The lid. The lidd. The lid. The lid. The liddkfildlfkdiodkd FREEZE. "
"Almost.."

http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/I ... helid.html

bumbety bumb!

FIRMLY GRASP IT

SOILED IT

Anyone think that the episode with the boots is based off of "The evil eye and the hideous Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe?

Spongebob: "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for U and me! N is for Nywhere and Nytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!"

Plankton: "F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for Uranium... Bombs! N is for no survivors when you..."

Spongebob: PLANKTON!

Would have to be the entire Pizza episode. Favorite episode of all time. You know, I wish Nick would get their shit together and revive Spongebob and stop showing the new episodes. They suck in my opinion.

Entire chocolate salesman episode.

SpongeBob: We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let's get naked!
SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?

SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good
Patrick: I love you.