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When have you verbally OWNED someone
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Mine is when I was listening to Viva la Vida at school, and this one kid said "That song's so old!", and I said "I didn't know songs had expiration dates"
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BossJordan_gOne time I was telling Andy that he has a crappy taste in music, and that he needed to expand my interests. I then named artists I liked, and he stopped me at Tupac, saying that he was good, and that he listens to him all the time. I looked Andy straight in the eye in front of everyone and said, "Name one song by Tupac." He gulped and shut up after that, and everyone laughed.
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Also, owning someone verbally can be positive too. I asked my friend Meyha how she was doing, and she said fine. Then I was like, "You are fine." She told me I was super smooth.
That's sad lol like who can't name California love
anyways I'm just really straight forward with people for examply
a fat guy comes up to me and mocks me for wearing a Lakers Jersey and I'll just stare them in the eye and say at least I don't look like Gabriel Iglesias
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I verbally own people everyday
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One time I was telling Andy that he has a crappy taste in music, and that he needed to expand his interests. I then named artists I liked, and he stopped me at Tupac, saying that he was good, and that he listens to him all the time. I looked Andy straight in the eye in front of everyone and said, "Name one song by Tupac." He gulped and shut up after that, and everyone laughed.
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Also, owning someone verbally can be positive too. I asked my friend Meyha how she was doing, and she said fine. Then I was like, "You are fine." She told me I was super smooth.
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Also, owning someone verbally can be positive too. I asked my friend Meyha how she was doing, and she said fine. Then I was like, "You are fine." She told me I was super smooth.
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Friend:What are you having for lunch today?
Me:Soup
Friend:Cool
Me:No,hot
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I own people mostly with jokes like that.
Me:Soup
Friend:Cool
Me:No,hot
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I own people mostly with jokes like that.
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qaupperopsFriend: Well I know you're mad, but think: What would Jesus do?
Me: Remember that flipping tables and chasing people with a whip is not out of the question.
Nice, Ill need to use that one!
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qaupperopsFriend: Well I know you're mad, but think: What would Jesus do?
Me: Remember that flipping tables and chasing people with a whip is not out of the question.
Under certain circumstances. But this is genius....
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I'm an expert at dodging people's verbals... therefore I've never verbally pwned someone or gotten verbally pwned.
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MLG_SkybeamMine is when I was listening to Viva la Vida at school, and this one kid said "That song's so old!", and I said "I didn't know songs had expiration dates"
I swear I still play 8-Tracks and 45-RPM Records, I'd love to see what that kid thinks of me!
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many times =P
usually try to quell the discussion before it makes them look bad but for some reason people seem to like to attack me relentlessly even when they're clearly in the wrong.
Hey if I've actually tried to save your reputation in front of this big group of people despite you being the one who originally started the argument, I can't help you if you go out of your way to keep the debate going.
usually try to quell the discussion before it makes them look bad but for some reason people seem to like to attack me relentlessly even when they're clearly in the wrong.
Hey if I've actually tried to save your reputation in front of this big group of people despite you being the one who originally started the argument, I can't help you if you go out of your way to keep the debate going.
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your eyes are like a clear blue sky.
empty?
lololol, this actually happened
empty?
lololol, this actually happened
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You must be a dictionary, because I'm looking at the definition of ugly.
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In the long run it's probably better to try to dissolve conflicts and to find common ground with people than to try to "verbally own" them.
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I know...
But as a teenage boy, sometimes it's hard to avoid. Every time somebody tries to pick a fight with me my mind just floods with perfect comebacks.
But as a teenage boy, sometimes it's hard to avoid. Every time somebody tries to pick a fight with me my mind just floods with perfect comebacks.
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Like I said... Sometimes as a teenage boy it's hard to resist. Especially when someone's being a smart@$$. *hint hint, nudge nudge*
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Coldplay for lyfe
And I do it all the time with my friend, who is a good friend, but he is really rich so he can be a spoiled brat at times xD
And I do it all the time with my friend, who is a good friend, but he is really rich so he can be a spoiled brat at times xD
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Yo mamas so. Old
