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JubJubSamzWhy the last page of the internet should be banned

Come on guys, you all know it should XD

1. The final boss of the internet hides in there
As far as we are concerned, there are many speculations about who is really the final boss of the internet. For our purposes, let us assume it is a cross between all those crazy men, Rainbow Bunchie, Derpy, Anonymous, and etc. etc. Even so, this final boss has not yet been defeated by anyone. Whoever claims so has no proof, no screen-shot, no photo, nada. It can be thus claimed that the final boss cannot be defeated. Furthermore, the final boss of the internet kills many people every day, striking in secret so that no one notices. Because so much people already die per day. It is because of the deaths that the last page of the internet should be banned.

2. Even the president doesn't support it.
I mean, seriously, all that's needed are the majority of congress's vote, and Barack Obama just checks it off and....voila! The final page of the internet is banned.

3. It is completely useless (Except for evil people, who hire the final boss to kill others)
The final page of the internet is not a social website. Neither is it a search engine. All that is on it is four measly lines of text. Which is just there to fool you anyways. You'd laugh, attempt to close the window....and that's when the boss strikes, killing you. People who switch tabs have a 50% chance to instantly gain cancer. People who try to crtl+alt+delete automatically get a huge headache. Any resistance is futile. If you go outside as the website says, well, that's proof that your mind has been taken over already by the final boss. Terrible!
DO NOT CLICK: http://www.1112.net...

4. few people can visit the page without dying, making it more useless
List of known people who can visit the last page without dying:
--9spaceking
--Mike1022
--Chuck Norris
--The Devil
--The Creator of the Website and his good friends
--Adolf Hitler (if he was alive)
--Osama Bin Ladin (if he was alive)
--You (but only temporarily and for purposes of this forum post )

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JubJubSamzWhy the last page of the internet should be banned

Come on guys, you all know it should XD

1. The final boss of the internet hides in there
As far as we are concerned, there are many speculations about who is really the final boss of the internet. For our purposes, let us assume it is a cross between all those crazy men, Rainbow Bunchie, Derpy, Anonymous, and etc. etc. Even so, this final boss has not yet been defeated by anyone. Whoever claims so has no proof, no screen-shot, no photo, nada. It can be thus claimed that the final boss cannot be defeated. Furthermore, the final boss of the internet kills many people every day, striking in secret so that no one notices. Because so much people already die per day. It is because of the deaths that the last page of the internet should be banned.

2. Even the president doesn't support it.
I mean, seriously, all that's needed are the majority of congress's vote, and Barack Obama just checks it off and....voila! The final page of the internet is banned.

3. It is completely useless (Except for evil people, who hire the final boss to kill others)
The final page of the internet is not a social website. Neither is it a search engine. All that is on it is four measly lines of text. Which is just there to fool you anyways. You'd laugh, attempt to close the window....and that's when the boss strikes, killing you. People who switch tabs have a 50% chance to instantly gain cancer. People who try to crtl+alt+delete automatically get a huge headache. Any resistance is futile. If you go outside as the website says, well, that's proof that your mind has been taken over already by the final boss. Terrible!
DO NOT CLICK: http://www.1112.net...

4. few people can visit the page without dying, making it more useless
List of known people who can visit the last page without dying:
--9spaceking
--Mike1022
--Chuck Norris
--The Devil
--The Creator of the Website and his good friends
--Adolf Hitler (if he was alive)
--Osama Bin Ladin (if he was alive)
--You (but only temporarily and for purposes of this forum post )

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JubJubSamz

TheViridian

Maveriknightway to post on a dead thread though dude.

"Dead"? It's only a couple days old, dude. :S

whats that gif in your siggy from? i feel like i should recognize it but i dont

TheViridian

Maveriknightway to post on a dead thread though dude.

"Dead"? It's only a couple days old, dude. :S

Maveriknightway to post on a dead thread though dude.