Probably the dumbest and worst accidents i had were,Tripping over NOTHING,Scarring my face and bumping my head TWICE and having to have it GLUED on 2 times

I was in a car accident, got a huge cut on my head (6 stitches) got a cut on my ring finger (3 stitches) and a massive cut on my middle finger which severed the nerves inside (12 stitches)

flameo0 but I broke my nose, so yay!

? lol yay! xD

when i was little, i was playing on some overturned boats, lost my balance, and fell onto a wooden board with 2 rusty nails sticking out of it..

they pierced my knee bone... ;~;

This is probably the stupidest injury ever but when I was outside I was standing ontop of MONKEY BARS and I slipped and fell off of them and onto my shoulder, I broke my arm and sprained my shoulder while cutting my leg open in 3 places.. hurt like hell.. >,<

i sliced my head open on a broken bottle....you could see my skull

Once in PE at school, we were playing football and the fattest kid in the class fell on my wrist.

aall these people have so terrible things happened to them, Im so glad there still alive! *Sigh*
Mine had to be when I was 1 my huskey bit me and I had to have 28 stiches across my left eyebrow diagonal to the top of my forehead. Doc said' IT will be gone in a few weeks" 12 years later I wish I could punch that guy, its still here...

Nothing as serious as you guys, but I broke my nose, so yay!

I was jumping on the side of a bouncycastle.
I fell and i had greenstick as a child so i snapped my left wrist, was in a cast for 6 months

My sister threw a mc donalds box at my face from a car and tore my cheek open, seven stitches lol.

carcrab14Another time a bag went into the front wheel of my bike when I was going 25MPH, and I hit the pavement and ripped myself to pieces. Hurt like crap.

I've done that once too. I was only going about 15MPH, but it still really sucked. I have never since used a bag. BACKPACKS!

My dog ripped my lip open once and I had to get 7 stitches in it. Another time a bag went into the front wheel of my bike when I was going 25MPH, and I hit the pavement and ripped myself to pieces. Hurt like crap.

Stubbed my toe, I only cried for 20 minutes.

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Just kidding. Went to Barbados, in the Caribbean. Got stung by a Man-o-War jellyfish. Cried for 45 minutes. (I was only four, don't judge! :c)

Once I played with a sparkler and one of the sparks touched my arm and it hurt for a second...

~The struggle is real~

Chain popped on my bike, flew 10 feet across asphalt. split my chin open and most of my arms.

I was once forced to listen to a Miley Cyrus song.

I once got my eye nearly taken out from a dead fruit of a palm tree.

I was ice skating and to avoid runing into another person I made a turn and slamed into the wall of the rink. I slammed at such an angle that my left leg broke and I had to wear a cast for half a year.

I broke my leg in soccer and had to get surgery to prevent my tibia from splintering.

Never actually been to the hospital because of an injury... but when I was about 4-5 I landed on my face after falling off a chair, and one of my teeth kind of broke in some way. We had to fix it at the dentist, don't remember much of it.

I cut my hand with scissors. Yeah, I'm a sissy :/

I've been run over by a herd of deer, Cracked the back of my head open on a coffee table, sprained my left ankle, and ended up having major back surgery that took over 5 hours.

This was about when I was 2 or 3 I think.
I was playing with my mom's UGG boots (they were huge) and I fell on the hard, smooth,
cold floor. I didn't feel pain for a moment, but then, I started crying. Maybe 10 min at least? My mom didn't come since I fell a lot, and she thought it was just another incident.
Then, a couple minutes later, my hoarse, faint, and in pain voice whisper-shouted...
"Mommy?"
My mom ran downstairs and began to cry. She picked me up and set me on the table, and pounded on the door (my dad was at the ship or at work I think, he's in the Navy) and began to scream "Please, please, someone, save my daughter!"
Luckly, the ambulance came and I had to go to the ER. I got 10 stitches I think. I'm not sure. And I still have them to this day.

I've fallen on top of a glass table, and it cut through my skin.
If you think that's nothing, consider that one of the sharp-edged piece of glass was really near my heart.

Once day i was skiing on a mountain in Quebec, and it was a very warm day, and by warm i mean people were skiing in T-shirts. i was going down the hill, when suddenly i hit an ice patch and lost control, i kept going faster... and faster... and faster until people said it seemed like i was going about 60 km/h at least, i see a straight stretch that goes for about 20 meters, which was not even close to far enough to slow down, as i pass that stretch and start going downhill again, guess what? MOGULS! By this time, i said to myself "Aw $#!+" then i hit a mogul rolled down the hill (still going fast enough that im passing skiers) for about 70 meters give or take. I only broke my arm, but i pulled so many muscles that i could not tie my shoe laces, i could barely stand and if i put my chin against chest, i could not lift my head again without lifting it with my arm. P.S. i rolled past a vacationing doctor and she helped me out until the ski patrol (or whatever you call them) arrived.

I was only about 7 at the time, this was so long ago I can barely remember it.

Well back in those days, a LOT of the scooters were those ones that were really skinny and you could turn easily on.

I had a scooter that only went straight, since I wasn't good at the other ones.

I kept riding, going faster and faster, (I was in a parking lot, my mom was riding scooters with me) and when I was going really fast I tried to pick it up and turn it or just turn it or something, and that pretty much launched me off the scooter, and I landed on my elbows and knees on the rock hard road, from like a few feet off the ground.

I was crying for 20 minutes straight when we got home, while my parents started to wash all the 3 or 4 really bad wounds. The fall broke most of my skin where it landed, and both of my elbows (mostly my left) were almost completely black where I landed, with blood constantly streaming out of them.

Luckily (other than my skin), I didn't break anything, and I was back to normal around several weeks later.

I was riding down a long street going about 25 MPH on a ripstick and I tried to slow down but I fell backwards and was knocked out for 5-10 minutes (I did have a helmet, but it broke on impact). I went to the hospital and I had a concussion.

I got run over haha,,,,

Last year in December I fainted of a 1.5 meter stage and landed face first onto the ground. Broke my jaw in 3 places, spent 5 days in hospital, still have a plate in my gum and expecting 2 more surgery's from it

I was playing hockey. it was a 16 (quarter way hit) to us Unecpectingly the ball was hit and i was hit bang on in the fore head. it hurt and i was lucky to survive.

Had 2 kidneys replaced. cuz the originals didn't work.

Feel free to post depressing stories about your injuries.

I um, cut my foot on an elliptical...

I'm a badass.

Well, I nearly everything in my body is broken (both legs and arms, 4 fingers [2 of them twice], the nose, the pelvis). Those aren't my worst injuries. The worst injury I ever had was when I found I had a hole in the tendon. I stayed 6 months without moving my shoulder. It was bleeding for 3 months.

One time I had a haircut and my hair FELL OFF,
I awoke in the hospital to find I had been in a coma for a year, the doctors said it was a miracle that I survived.

The worst experience I have ever had in my entire life.

True story

Broke one leg and fractured the other at the same time while getting a very deep cut. Probably the worst injury I had.

Well... i once fell from a rock 15 feet, and broke and my foot..then i had to walk 2 1/2 miles back, so i ended missing vacation. It sucked

i was doing tricks with my BMX and then suddenly, straight up from the blue sky. a bird pooped at me then i fell down my BMX and broke my arm,. :/