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Lets create a story
Svenda
Histor the Noob
I thought it would be cool if we could come together as a community to write a story. Basically what I mean is that you will finish the sentence of the previous person, and begin the next sentence.
For Example:
Guy #1: I was walking down the street when I saw...
Guy #2: a half bear, half chihuahua creature on a skateboard. I tried to run away, but...
Guy #3: Samuel L Jackson grabbed me by my pants. When I asked why, he replied...
and the story will continue for aslong as we keep it going.
I'll begin:
I was walking down the street when I saw...
For Example:
Guy #1: I was walking down the street when I saw...
Guy #2: a half bear, half chihuahua creature on a skateboard. I tried to run away, but...
Guy #3: Samuel L Jackson grabbed me by my pants. When I asked why, he replied...
and the story will continue for aslong as we keep it going.
I'll begin:
I was walking down the street when I saw...
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...and conquer as many worlds as you'd like. However, there is one condition, and that is...
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Kill everyone...
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power, which you may use to...
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bring you a mighty gift of
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I then spoke to the False Prophet, saying, "I have come to..."
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slaughtered all the younglings inside it.
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...worship our lord and savior, the Dome. The False Prophet noticed this and...
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sing "Hello from the dark side." Everyone liked it and went to the Jedi temple to...
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Then, when the ACTUAL Darth Vader saw me (we were apparently trying to conquer Tatooine at the same time), I had to...
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turned into darth vader
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I then decided to flee to another planet. This planet just so happened to be Tatooine, the planet I needed to conquer. So, in order to conquer Tatooine, I...
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bought a steve jobs halloween costume
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This was getting ridiculous, so I...
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seven Zombie Steve Jobs.
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I then sprayed cologne onto him, which summoned...
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"DIE YOU INSOLENT RASKLE!!!!" and he hit me again with his hammer.
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After a while, I managed to calm him down. He then said...
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Hit me with his hammer
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...you stink like farts!" This removed his curse, and he started to...
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insult him by yelling "You're a nincompoop and...
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...which was super ironic cause he WAS Zombie Steve Jobs. In order to calm him down, I had to...
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....I hate Zombie Steve Jobs....
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...giant burrito. This burrito, however, was cursed, so Zombie Steve Jobs started dancing around like a maniac, screaming...
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eating a...
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It was there where I found Zombie Steve Jobs, who was...
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DUBSTEP ISLAND...
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I then destroyed the infected people and started on my way to...
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Sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"
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I then had to use another Moonblast to destroy that universe. However, I was too late and the dildos invaded, forcing everyone to...
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an alternate universe to be created where everyone is a dildo
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I then destroyed the Ditto with a single Moonblast, causing...
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Steve Jobs, but the not zombie one.
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...a Ditto who was disguised as...
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First I went to Johannesburg. There I met...
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zombie steve jobs began
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I disobeyed him and became a female Sylveon. Thus my journey to find...
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Then we all died. The end.
Ebenezer Scrooge was nought happy with such a result. So he brought me back to life as a puppet.
Ebenezer Scrooge was nought happy with such a result. So he brought me back to life as a puppet.
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sing along cause it was a classic...
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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The spaceship then exploded into Rick Astley, so to escape his song "Never Gonna Give You Up," I had to...
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I farted on it.
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After several thousand years of searching, I finally found that spaceship. When I found it...
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fart on it.
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FU#KING SPACESHIP from here on I made a life long commitment to find that spaceship and...
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eaten by t' spaceship.
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into subways so I can always have a FU#KING MEATBALL SUB WITHOUT A SPACE SHIP EATING IT.... I later found out meatball subs were...
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every Pizzahut in existence and made them...
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AN UNSPEAKABLE THING.... IT ATE MY MOTHERFU#KING MEAT BALL SUB GOD DAMN SPACE SHIP... so I went out and bought...
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tap-danced to the sun and it then did...
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I tried to sing along but failed... it sounded like french... damn why did skip french class, when the ship found out I wasn't singing it got furious and....
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...some strange song. The lyrics to the song were in a language I didn't understand, so...
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