Real life: When the fire bell goes off the whole school goes up to a sports pitch thing.
There's about 1000+ people in our school. Anyway we were going back down and i slipped on this slope thing and fell over in-front of loads 'o' people.

Nuclear_NarwhalThat awkward moment when you are sitting on the toilet pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper...

Then you think.. This is how I die...

Here's a funny (depends on how you look at it) real life story: One time when we had fish and potatoes for school-lunch, I slipped on a potato, and landed on the fish on my plate. I hated that day. xD

so im at a bookstore and from the glipse of my eye i see this old lady watching me so i go over to her and ask her why and she tells me i look a lot like her son who went to colledge far away so i feel kinda bad so i ask her if shed like me to help her check out her books so she gos up to the register and she buys her books but before she leaves she asks me to do her a favor she ask me to say bye mom cause it reminds her of her son so i say bye mom then i go and check out my books they cost 5$ but then the cashier say thatll be 50$ so i tell her its only one book but she says oh ur mother said ud pay for hers so i pay for the books and i start sprinting and the old lady is running and she is at her car adn right when she opens the door a grab her leg and im pulling her leg and im pulling her leg and im pulling ur leg

What awkward moment when you are sitting on the toilet pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper...

The other day I was on a server with the owner, who was interested in me doing some art for him/her. I was so nervous I hardly said anything except "ok", "umm", and "I'm not sure". Then I went to jump on a gold block, which was only one block away, but I missed and fell into a pit. Then the owner said, "nice jump".
:3

Kioki

Minecraft Story: I was going around houses and saying I LIKE PIE then Grief them then i kept doing it Soon unaware that it was the owners house i wrote on a sign I LIKE PIE then griefed it The Owner was in the house when i destroyed it ._.

Well, I guess we know who was banned... XD

I once was at school,jumped and fell down a foot of slope.

Real Life Story :One time i was in school and pooped my pants (LIKE AN IDIOT!) cause i didnt want to walk so then on the bus home some black chick said EW WHAT IS THAT SMELL?! she was the bus Driver ._.

Minecraft Story: I was going around houses and saying I LIKE PIE then Grief them then i kept doing it Soon unaware that it was the owners house i wrote on a sign I LIKE PIE then griefed it The Owner was in the house when i destroyed it ._.

bump

Now that's just bad behavior, no matter if he was a moderator or not.

bump

Anyone?they dont have to be minecraft