WARNING: ALL OF THIS IS FAKE ONLY FOR AWESOMENESS
WARNING2: TERRIBLE PUNCTUATION

Story: I woke up and started up Minecraft, I loaded up my file and spawned in my house, (odd I was in my mine last time I checked :/) I went back in the mine to see water it seemed to have in it I jumped and Started burning, I got out and found some gold :/ well mining the next gold my gold pickaxe broke (that`s all I could find Gold xP) I started digging with my fists and it seemed my fist melted it. O.o I heard footsteps
it said in a voice "you OH you we meet... AGAIN!" typed in chat "i... i don`t know you"
he said in chat (his username was ?????) "forgot-fell are we?" I went outside and it started to rain but the rain, was errr... lighter it burned and burned me, I ran in the house and thought Why do I burn in water why do I melt everything? It stopped raining and I went out I fell in lava from a pit, I never saw before I was not burning HOW? It turned night and TONS of iron golem`s spawn I ran away and saw zombies... but they were not attacking me they were following me the iron golems, started to hit me while the zombies and such helped me, I ran home and there was the chat "Listen log off my brother" and then this time it said "notch" was his name and then I found out I WAS HEROBRINE. I died from the water beacuase it was not water it was Holy water that burns ghosts and, and, Lava made me stronger, and I CREATED THE Monsters HA.