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Why are Bees bigger than Fish in Minecraft? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

OneWeirdDonut3/25/25 4:52 pm
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4/18/2025 8:54 am
OneWeirdDonut
I mean... they are! But why? (Wrong answers only)
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saybyebus
04/17/2025 8:20 pm
He/Him • Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
Big bee = more bee to love
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OneWeirdDonut
04/18/2025 8:54 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
this is too true for this thread but idc this is so wholesome <33
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SofiaYoung
04/12/2025 11:10 am
She/Her • Level 1 : New Explorer
Because they’re wizard bees, bro. They cast spells and shrank the fish—because of the underwater wars and all that stuff.
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OneWeirdDonut
04/13/2025 4:57 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
trueee!
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McMeddon
04/06/2025 5:00 am
Level 88 : Elite Caveman Button Pusher
the bees are tiny, they appear big because of all that pollen,

makes them fluffy c:



probably maybe mayhaps true
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OneWeirdDonut
04/06/2025 5:14 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
ah yes very true very true :o
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hids the cat queen
04/05/2025 8:33 pm
She/Her • Level 4 : Apprentice Explorer
because they got that "honey honey"
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OneWeirdDonut
04/06/2025 4:30 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
this feels like a vine boom moment 🤨
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Lasagna_Fuocosa
03/29/2025 1:08 pm
He/Him • Level 22 : Expert Skinner Procrastinator
Because they have too big an ego and look down on fish.
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OneWeirdDonut
03/29/2025 3:06 pm
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
true
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DinowCookie
03/28/2025 9:01 pm
She/Her • Level 71 : Legendary Dinosaur Cookie
Because they obviously are, look:

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McMeddon
04/06/2025 6:32 am
Level 88 : Elite Caveman Button Pusher
DinowCookie seems to PMC be the equivalent to the Yoink Guy


Yoink
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OneWeirdDonut
03/29/2025 2:32 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
sobbing not the irl comparison lmao
but would this mean it’s true? 🤨
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fenndoesthings
03/28/2025 7:50 pm
She/They • Level 14 : Journeyman Waffle Waffle
because the word "bee" is longer than the word "fish"
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OneWeirdDonut
03/29/2025 2:31 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
true true
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A_PMC_user
03/28/2025 9:48 pm
He/Him • Level 6 : Apprentice Bear
Because the bees hold their farts but the fishes let their farts out
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OneWeirdDonut
03/29/2025 2:33 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
ahh yes! i never though about that!
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magni12022
03/27/2025 5:06 pm
He/Him • Level 15 : Journeyman Cat
because they ate pluto
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OneWeirdDonut
03/28/2025 4:56 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
oh! that’s why it’s not a planet anymore
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User5586850G
03/27/2025 9:24 am
Level 1 : New Miner
Because Bees Eat A Lot Of Burgers And Theyj Became Fat
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OneWeirdDonut
03/27/2025 1:44 pm
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
oh no
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BandicootCandibo
03/27/2025 5:49 am
He/Him • Level 8 : Apprentice Chicken
long before the player creates the world, before villages were made, some pufferfish ate too many phantoms that they started flying and their bodies became eternally big. their spikes then slowly moved to their buttcheeks and they eventually turn into the bee we all know and love today
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OneWeirdDonut
03/27/2025 7:15 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
👌 perfect
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StalkerMCNuggets
03/27/2025 4:27 am
He/Him • Level 71 : Legendary Dragonborn Lego Builder
Beeg
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OneWeirdDonut
03/27/2025 4:39 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
yes
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GalacticSpike
03/26/2025 4:23 am
He/Him • Level 33 : Artisan Procrastinator Procrastinator
It's the laws of aviation, BEES in minecraft, fly, but their wings are clearly not in proportion to their bodies so how do they do it? Simple! BEES ARE BLIMPS! and fish are therefore SUBMARINES! And what are Submarines in relation to Blimps? EXACTLY THEY'RE SMALLER BECAUSE THEY DON'T FLY!
Another thing that proves my point, when happens when a bee dies? It turns into smoke, meaning they combust, so therefore BEES ARE HYDROGEN BLIMPS. AND THAT IS ALSO WHY THEY DON'T SPAWN IN THE NETHER! But what does spawn in the nether that also flies? GHASTS! GHASTS ARE HELIUM BLIMPS! AND ARE THEREFORE EVEN BIGGER THAN BEES, because if a BEE were to spawn in the NETHER it would be at risk of BLOWING UP DUE TO HYDROGEN'S REACTIVITY!
And furthermore where do FISH not spawn? IN THE NETHER! WHY?? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SUBMARINES IN LAND! MUCH LESS A MAGMA FILLED DRY CAVERN WITH NO LIQUID WATER IN SIGHT!

I rest my case your honor!
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OneWeirdDonut
03/26/2025 10:09 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
why does this make so much sense 🥲
i think this might just be a right answer 🤣🤣 10/10 response
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WOLFAkita
03/26/2025 1:58 pm
She/Her • Level 31 : Artisan Ninja Wolf
because bees fill up more hunger bars, duh
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OneWeirdDonut
03/27/2025 4:23 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
HUH????
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WOLFAkita
03/27/2025 11:55 am
She/Her • Level 31 : Artisan Ninja Wolf
ya know, when u eat them.
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OneWeirdDonut
03/27/2025 1:44 pm
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
I DO NOT?!?
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WOLFAkita
03/27/2025 2:02 pm
She/Her • Level 31 : Artisan Ninja Wolf
it's a wrong answer thread, so i gave u a complete wrong answer ;)
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OneWeirdDonut
03/28/2025 4:57 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
HELP
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Skinzo
03/26/2025 1:52 pm
He/Him • Level 13 : Journeyman Toast Crab
Because they are so sigma
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OneWeirdDonut
03/26/2025 1:56 pm
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
that answer is too true 😞

but i’ll allow it c:
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ScotsMiser
03/26/2025 1:47 am
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Miner
MS/Mj is using a child's alphabet book as a reference and the "B is for BEE" shows larger than the "F is for FISH" (the latter also depicting a charming scene of fishermen).

OH! wait, wrong answers only…

Because fish were added when MS/Mj was still trying be frugal with expensive pixels.
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OneWeirdDonut
03/26/2025 4:05 am
She/Her • Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
LOL

very good very good 🤣🤣
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