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Why are Bees bigger than Fish in Minecraft? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)
I mean... they are! But why? (Wrong answers only)
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Big bee = more bee to love

this is too true for this thread but idc this is so wholesome <33

Because they’re wizard bees, bro. They cast spells and shrank the fish—because of the underwater wars and all that stuff.

trueee!

the bees are tiny, they appear big because of all that pollen,
makes them fluffy c:
probably maybe mayhaps true
makes them fluffy c:
probably maybe mayhaps true

ah yes very true very true :o

because they got that "honey honey"

this feels like a vine boom moment 🤨

Because they have too big an ego and look down on fish.

true

Because they obviously are, look:




DinowCookie seems to PMC be the equivalent to the Yoink Guy
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sobbing not the irl comparison lmao
but would this mean it’s true? 🤨
but would this mean it’s true? 🤨

because the word "bee" is longer than the word "fish"

true true

Because the bees hold their farts but the fishes let their farts out

ahh yes! i never though about that!

because they ate pluto

oh! that’s why it’s not a planet anymore

Because Bees Eat A Lot Of Burgers And Theyj Became Fat

oh no

long before the player creates the world, before villages were made, some pufferfish ate too many phantoms that they started flying and their bodies became eternally big. their spikes then slowly moved to their buttcheeks and they eventually turn into the bee we all know and love today

👌 perfect

Beeg

yes

It's the laws of aviation, BEES in minecraft, fly, but their wings are clearly not in proportion to their bodies so how do they do it? Simple! BEES ARE BLIMPS! and fish are therefore SUBMARINES! And what are Submarines in relation to Blimps? EXACTLY THEY'RE SMALLER BECAUSE THEY DON'T FLY!
Another thing that proves my point, when happens when a bee dies? It turns into smoke, meaning they combust, so therefore BEES ARE HYDROGEN BLIMPS. AND THAT IS ALSO WHY THEY DON'T SPAWN IN THE NETHER! But what does spawn in the nether that also flies? GHASTS! GHASTS ARE HELIUM BLIMPS! AND ARE THEREFORE EVEN BIGGER THAN BEES, because if a BEE were to spawn in the NETHER it would be at risk of BLOWING UP DUE TO HYDROGEN'S REACTIVITY!
And furthermore where do FISH not spawn? IN THE NETHER! WHY?? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SUBMARINES IN LAND! MUCH LESS A MAGMA FILLED DRY CAVERN WITH NO LIQUID WATER IN SIGHT!
I rest my case your honor!
Another thing that proves my point, when happens when a bee dies? It turns into smoke, meaning they combust, so therefore BEES ARE HYDROGEN BLIMPS. AND THAT IS ALSO WHY THEY DON'T SPAWN IN THE NETHER! But what does spawn in the nether that also flies? GHASTS! GHASTS ARE HELIUM BLIMPS! AND ARE THEREFORE EVEN BIGGER THAN BEES, because if a BEE were to spawn in the NETHER it would be at risk of BLOWING UP DUE TO HYDROGEN'S REACTIVITY!
And furthermore where do FISH not spawn? IN THE NETHER! WHY?? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SUBMARINES IN LAND! MUCH LESS A MAGMA FILLED DRY CAVERN WITH NO LIQUID WATER IN SIGHT!
I rest my case your honor!

why does this make so much sense 🥲
i think this might just be a right answer 🤣🤣 10/10 response
i think this might just be a right answer 🤣🤣 10/10 response

because bees fill up more hunger bars, duh

HUH????

ya know, when u eat them.

I DO NOT?!?

it's a wrong answer thread, so i gave u a complete wrong answer ;)

HELP

Because they are so sigma

that answer is too true 😞
but i’ll allow it c:
but i’ll allow it c:

MS/Mj is using a child's alphabet book as a reference and the "B is for BEE" shows larger than the "F is for FISH" (the latter also depicting a charming scene of fishermen).
OH! wait, wrong answers only…
Because fish were added when MS/Mj was still trying be frugal with expensive pixels.
OH! wait, wrong answers only…
Because fish were added when MS/Mj was still trying be frugal with expensive pixels.

LOL
very good very good 🤣🤣
very good very good 🤣🤣