I recommend watching videos on youtube. I myself am learning java, first you wanna make sure you can write the 'hello world' application from memory because that is the absolute basic program in java for beginners. Once you get that down in your memory & remember the java syntax you can begin learning the variables. If you choose to read books, make sure you have your IDE open so you can practice the code you learn. The best way I can say to learn java would be practice what you learn, and modify the code. Fixing errors is debugging, and something you should get use to.

Sorry for the long paragraph. But read it, and open the doors to java. Good luck.

If you need any help, I can possibly hook you up with some people that are offering tutorials.

Kind of nervous answering this questions, as you may be a troll and not really care, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

There are several ways to learn Java, you can start by looking up tutorials on Google and YouTube. You could also go to your local library and look for a book. Don't be discouraged if the book is 600+ pages, you don't need to read it linearly.

Java Tutorial by thenewboston:
http://www.youtube.com/course?list=ECFE2CE09D83EE3E28