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Dumb Life Advice
Big shoutout to PrimRiper for suggesting me this.
What is some of the dumbest life advice you've ever heard of or you can possibly think of?
What is some of the dumbest life advice you've ever heard of or you can possibly think of?
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If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%.

If you don’t know where your kids are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear.

Don't yell at your kids, lean in close and whisper, it's much scarier.

If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it. Otherwise when you wake up your bed will be wet

If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

"Don't bite your nails, you'll get really really sick"
1. Never have gotten extremely sick
2. It's a fidgety habit I do because of AdHd. I don't do it on purpose
1. Never have gotten extremely sick
2. It's a fidgety habit I do because of AdHd. I don't do it on purpose

But these nails look so tasty.
True fact: I bite pick my finger nails too and I still can't seem to stop it.
True fact: I bite pick my finger nails too and I still can't seem to stop it.

"Don't touch that."
What do you expect for me to do? My curiosity will always get the best of me.
What do you expect for me to do? My curiosity will always get the best of me.

hydrogen peroxide for blood. use cold water, warm water won't do crap

This should be your moto in life "Work until your bank account balance looks like a mobile phone number".
That quote crosses the 100 quotes in this post
That quote crosses the 100 quotes in this post

When my boss told me to start every presentation with a joke, the first slide was my paycheck.

hahahaha

Don't think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

“Bleach won’t get rid of food poison”

it will get bloodstains out of the carpet if you decide to eat someone in your living room though.

hydrogen peroxide at the right % also works very well for this

Touch grass

Nah, I definitely know THAT one doesn't count.
FAIL
FAIL

Why its dumb and I've never done it also big fan just got planet minecraft account

don't touch big floaty ball with sharp thing it make loud noise then you can not hear noise anymore(don't touch a balloon with a sharp thing or you lose your hearing)

"Pretend to be somewhere else"
Someone litteraly told me this as an advice when I was a kid
Someone litteraly told me this as an advice when I was a kid

what does that even mean it sounds like something to do when you are bored

please do not eat gummy bears,
they are surprisingly intelligent
-inspirobot - 2025
they are surprisingly intelligent
-inspirobot - 2025

Don't speak a lot.
It's not a dumb life advice, But when the person who's telling this to me is the biggest radio in town, It is pretty dumb.
It's not a dumb life advice, But when the person who's telling this to me is the biggest radio in town, It is pretty dumb.

Go to a far-away city from home and go in a mountain hotel with tents that barely have any lights just so you can (almost) break your bones from a high staircase.
(TRUE STORY that happened 2 days ago ;sob;)
(TRUE STORY that happened 2 days ago ;sob;)

Gee, it sure is dark and high up here.
XD
(ALSO I'm so sorry that happened to you. Hope you recover soon.)
:(
XD
(ALSO I'm so sorry that happened to you. Hope you recover soon.)
:(

Reached the end of your rope. No problem, tie a knot and hang on.

Be happy that you can never be wrong always. If you do not believe that then stop your clock, it will be right twice a day right.

Be nice to idiots. I guarantee you that one day you will be working for one of them

Life is pleasant and Death is peaceful. Be wary of the transition between the two as that could be very troublesome.

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way I am a safe mile away from them and I have their shoes

why not drive a 5 miles in their moving truck well they are moving to a new house or something similar cus then you are 5 miles away from them and you have all their stuff(assuming that they finished packing)

What a letdown really, to become no. one you have to be odd as 1 is odd

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving. you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

fr though

having problems with a virus try putt gasoline around your computer and lite it on fire then no one can get to it not even you

Don't accidentally slip off the top of a 50-storey building, because it might hurt a little

If you want to lose weight you should delete cookies from your computer

If you need someone to talk to, Im always here (not good advice because people dont listen and dont think what their committing to when they say it)

you should love life if you want to live

Blue fire means it cold


XD

If you want to be immortal, don’t die

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!
XD
XD

Rubber chicken

a vida é igual matemática, se está fácil esta errado ;D

Always remember to use your uranium toothpaste!

don't use reddit.
I got harassed on there, so i deleted my account..
I got harassed on there, so i deleted my account..

Delete computer files to make it lighter
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