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Dumb Life Advice

NinetiesKids1/23/25 10:21 pm
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2/4/2025 11:24 am
GoggleD0GG
Big shoutout to PrimRiper for suggesting me this.

What is some of the dumbest life advice you've ever heard of or you can possibly think of?
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NinetiesKids
Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
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jcm
02/04/2025 12:56 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%.
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jcm
02/04/2025 12:54 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
If you don’t know where your kids are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear.
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jcm
02/04/2025 12:53 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Don't yell at your kids, lean in close and whisper, it's much scarier.
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jcm
02/04/2025 12:52 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it. Otherwise when you wake up your bed will be wet
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jcm
02/04/2025 12:51 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
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MaltyOtter
02/03/2025 9:24 pm
She/Her • Level 33 : Artisan Blockhead Artist
"Don't bite your nails, you'll get really really sick"
1. Never have gotten extremely sick
2. It's a fidgety habit I do because of AdHd. I don't do it on purpose
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NinetiesKids
02/03/2025 9:42 pm
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
But these nails look so tasty.

True fact: I bite pick my finger nails too and I still can't seem to stop it.
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Brother_Redblade
02/03/2025 6:53 pm
He/Him • Level 8 : Apprentice Ranger
"Don't touch that."

What do you expect for me to do? My curiosity will always get the best of me.
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r3dleaf
02/03/2025 6:22 pm
He/They • Level 9 : Apprentice Pokémon
hydrogen peroxide for blood. use cold water, warm water won't do crap
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jcm
01/28/2025 11:23 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
history
This should be your moto in life "Work until your bank account balance looks like a mobile phone number".

That quote crosses the 100 quotes in this post
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jcm
01/28/2025 11:20 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
When my boss told me to start every presentation with a joke, the first slide was my paycheck.
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Mugget
02/03/2025 9:08 pm
He/Him • Level 55 : Grandmaster Peacock Hunter
hahahaha
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jcm
01/28/2025 11:18 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Don't think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
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jcm
01/28/2025 11:16 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
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GoggleD0GG
01/28/2025 4:28 pm
He/Him • Level 51 : Grandmaster Dragon Necromancer
“Bleach won’t get rid of food poison”
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Mugget
02/03/2025 9:08 pm
He/Him • Level 55 : Grandmaster Peacock Hunter
it will get bloodstains out of the carpet if you decide to eat someone in your living room though.
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GoggleD0GG
02/04/2025 11:24 am
He/Him • Level 51 : Grandmaster Dragon Necromancer
hydrogen peroxide at the right % also works very well for this
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epicdude0005
01/28/2025 3:30 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Touch grass
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NinetiesKids
01/28/2025 4:42 pm
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
Nah, I definitely know THAT one doesn't count.
FAIL
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epicdude0005
01/29/2025 3:10 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Why its dumb and I've never done it also big fan just got planet minecraft account
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bartsimson
01/28/2025 11:48 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
history
don't touch big floaty ball with sharp thing it make loud noise then you can not hear noise anymore(don't touch a balloon with a sharp thing or you lose your hearing)
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Cedoche_
01/28/2025 6:47 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Cookie Artist
"Pretend to be somewhere else"



Someone litteraly told me this as an advice when I was a kid
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bartsimson
01/29/2025 10:49 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
what does that even mean it sounds like something to do when you are bored
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Nautilus_Not_a_Squid
01/28/2025 6:28 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Goblin Builder
please do not eat gummy bears,
they are surprisingly intelligent


-inspirobot - 2025
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mega7
01/28/2025 6:07 am
Level 47 : Master Muffin Engineer
Don't speak a lot.
It's not a dumb life advice, But when the person who's telling this to me is the biggest radio in town, It is pretty dumb.
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Ririt700PMC
01/28/2025 3:22 am
She/Her • Level 31 : Artisan Aesthetic Sweetheart
history
Go to a far-away city from home and go in a mountain hotel with tents that barely have any lights just so you can (almost) break your bones from a high staircase.

(TRUE STORY that happened 2 days ago ;sob;)
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NinetiesKids
01/28/2025 1:09 pm
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
history
Gee, it sure is dark and high up here.
XD
(ALSO I'm so sorry that happened to you. Hope you recover soon.)
:(
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jcm
01/28/2025 1:53 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Reached the end of your rope. No problem, tie a knot and hang on.
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jcm
01/28/2025 1:51 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Be happy that you can never be wrong always. If you do not believe that then stop your clock, it will be right twice a day right.
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jcm
01/28/2025 1:49 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Be nice to idiots. I guarantee you that one day you will be working for one of them
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jcm
01/28/2025 1:45 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
Life is pleasant and Death is peaceful. Be wary of the transition between the two as that could be very troublesome.
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jcm
01/28/2025 1:31 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way I am a safe mile away from them and I have their shoes

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bartsimson
01/28/2025 7:53 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
why not drive a 5 miles in their moving truck well they are moving to a new house or something similar cus then you are 5 miles away from them and you have all their stuff(assuming that they finished packing)
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jcm
01/28/2025 1:24 am
Level 37 : Artisan Theorist
What a letdown really, to become no. one you have to be odd as 1 is odd
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LeumasTheMighty
01/27/2025 7:00 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Mage
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving. you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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Mugget
02/03/2025 9:07 pm
He/Him • Level 55 : Grandmaster Peacock Hunter
fr though
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bartsimson
01/27/2025 5:20 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
having problems with a virus try putt gasoline around your computer and lite it on fire then no one can get to it not even you
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sniffercraft34
01/26/2025 6:03 am
He/Him • Level 57 : Grandmaster Mythical Sniffer
Don't accidentally slip off the top of a 50-storey building, because it might hurt a little
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Ketupur
01/26/2025 5:53 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Toast Warrior
If you want to lose weight you should delete cookies from your computer
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GoldenGreg55
01/26/2025 12:45 am
He/Him • Level 10 : Journeyman Taco
history
If you need someone to talk to, Im always here (not good advice because people dont listen and dont think what their committing to when they say it)
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Papa Enny
01/25/2025 1:34 pm
Level 58 : Grandmaster Answer Dwarf
you should love life if you want to live
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Chatnoir182
01/25/2025 12:46 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Sus Artist
Blue fire means it cold
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NinetiesKids
01/25/2025 12:47 pm
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast

XD
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sniffercraft34
01/25/2025 12:42 pm
He/Him • Level 57 : Grandmaster Mythical Sniffer
If you want to be immortal, don’t die
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NinetiesKids
01/25/2025 12:46 pm
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
I FEEL SO ALIVE!!
XD
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sniffercraft34
01/25/2025 12:40 pm
He/Him • Level 57 : Grandmaster Mythical Sniffer
Rubber chicken
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Aleph_
01/25/2025 10:44 am
Level 1 : New Miner
a vida é igual matemática, se está fácil esta errado ;D
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Zthunda7511
01/25/2025 10:32 am
He/Him • Level 21 : Expert Tank Cowboy
Always remember to use your uranium toothpaste!
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Unstable_
01/25/2025 10:28 am
Level 29 : Expert Blockhead Lego Builder
history
don't use reddit.

I got harassed on there, so i deleted my account..
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FinchScacchi111
01/25/2025 8:43 am
He/Him • Level 6 : Apprentice Archer
Delete computer files to make it lighter
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