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How do you make a fish??π€
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Ingredients
1 ½ pounds salmon fillets
lemon pepper to taste
garlic powder to taste
salt to taste
β cup soy sauce
β cup brown sugar
β cup water
¼ cup vegetable oil
Diretions:
Step 1
Gather all ingredients.
Step 2
Season salmon fillets with lemon pepper, garlic powder, and salt.
Step 3
Stir soy sauce, brown sugar, water, and vegetable oil together in a small bowl until sugar is dissolved. Place fish in a large resealable plastic bag; add soy sauce mixture, seal, and turn to coat. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours.
Step 4
Preheat an outdoor grill for medium heat and lightly oil the grate.
Step 5
Place salmon on the preheated grill, and discard marinade. Cook salmon until fish flakes easily with a fork, about 6 to 8 minutes per side.
Step 6
Serve and enjoy!

Mmmmmmm mmm yum ππ you should start a cooking channel *faints from sugar overload*

ok.... listen very closely
first you go to the ocean and you pour some toxic sludge into the water AFTER! getting away from all the environmentalist and then you toss some caviar into the water
from there dump some napalm and light it! it will burn ontop of the water ! after this dump a steak dinner into the water to feed the fish growth process from there grab a large ziplock bag WITH THE BLUE ZIP THING NOT RED AND NOT GREEN! IT MUST BE BLUE! now scoop your fish out of the water after waiting for the napalm to burn out! and boom FISH !
first you go to the ocean and you pour some toxic sludge into the water AFTER! getting away from all the environmentalist and then you toss some caviar into the water
from there dump some napalm and light it! it will burn ontop of the water ! after this dump a steak dinner into the water to feed the fish growth process from there grab a large ziplock bag WITH THE BLUE ZIP THING NOT RED AND NOT GREEN! IT MUST BE BLUE! now scoop your fish out of the water after waiting for the napalm to burn out! and boom FISH !

*grabs gun* here I come environmentalistsπ *accidentally burns the toxic sludge* errr let's skip that step *goes to Walmart to find they don't have blue ziplock bags* erm reds fine right? *forgets about the napalm and just scoops caviar out of the water* it didn't workπ

from a fish egg

easiest

How come my brother came out of the blobfish egg?

your mother or father were blobfish...

Just existify the fish! You only need to go to ββββ and cross the ββββββββ basin to ββββββ and finally, ββββββββββββββ ββββ. Then, you acquire [FISH]. Pretty easy, right?

Errrrrrrrrr

very very big. 1 pound fish *phonk music*

*starts vibing*



Myabe it's all the sugar but this made ne laugh so hard I almost fell over lol

*holds in laugh cuz I know water will go everywhere if I dont*

PoV: you just told a joke to a fish:

Fish: blop blob blop π«§π«§


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you make a fish by making a fish

So how do you make a fish by making a fish??π

so when a mommy and daddy fish love each other very much...

how old are you?

Old enough to drive. Not old enough to drink alcohol.

muhuhuhehehehehehheheheheheehehehe

Oh go-

/give @s minecraft:cod

fish mitosis

yes

/summon fish

Unreconised command *random robot brain calculating sounds*

"let there be fish"
and there was fish
and there was fish

Wait really???

you have the power

I AM A GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD >:D

step 1: draw circle
step 2: draw triangle
step 3: draw the rest of the fish
step 4: ??????
step 5: admire your beautiful fish painting! :3
step 2: draw triangle
step 3: draw the rest of the fish
step 4: ??????
step 5: admire your beautiful fish painting! :3

How come it looks like my brother's nose?? maybe i just drew it wrong

Yap, you got it wrong, noses are not fishes!

I think i did it but it looks like his fish that's fat, the circle must be too big

Assuming you mean a fish mob skin…
https://www.planetminecraft.com/skin-editor/
file / new skin which will bring up a pop-up window, in this window select
cod, puffer fish (three seperate skin bases for the three seperate sizes), salmon, or tropical fish (two models: large and small)
https://www.planetminecraft.com/skin-editor/
file / new skin which will bring up a pop-up window, in this window select
cod, puffer fish (three seperate skin bases for the three seperate sizes), salmon, or tropical fish (two models: large and small)