you have to sleep in the nether! surely it can't be that simple...

(edit: oh wait I already responded to this lol)

Aim for the head…

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Turn off your Wi-FI and rage because you can't launch Java Minecraft. Smash your computer and cut down a tree with an axe in real life. Use the wood from the tree to make another axe. Use that axe to cut down another tree. Make another axe out of the tree's wood. Repeat the axe making process until you have 100 axes.

sit there afk for 6 hours, get annoyed that nothing happened and kill everything in sight

quite Minecraft get a job eventually get rich and become successful

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Just buy the books that wrote Mojang and beat minecraft with this.

step 1: make a cauldron, a wood trapdoor, and a bucket.

step 2: acquire lava (in yo bucket)

step 3: place cauldron on ground

step 4: place trapdoor on cauldron

step 5: get inside cauldron (make sure to close trapdoor)

step 6: place lava in cauldron

step 7: profit.

Eat a mushroom and hallucinate a stronghold then jump in the iron pool then it destroys your world with TNT then mack a world that’s named lose_the_game and you win

jump in the void and delete your world repeat jump in the void and delete your world repeat jump in the void and delete your world repeat jump in the void and delete your world repeat jump in the void and delete your world repeat jump in the void and delete your world repeat then you've successfully beat the game

Go to the internet and install funny purple gorilla to help you

Dig straight down immediately to get to a stronghold.