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How to brush your teeth (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Cladmonkey197310/16/24 10:09 pm
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11/19/2024 4:43 pm
SlightPie
i thought this would be funny to post last night, but didnt.
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Cladmonkey1973
Level 20 : Expert Blockhead uwu
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SlightPie
11/19/2024 4:32 pm
She/Her • Level 1 : New Explorer
Go in your server list

Click "add server"

Type "play.democracycraft.net" into where it says to type the address

Type "DemocracyCraft" into the server name

Click Save

Join the server

Go to cbd009 (located near spawn)

Purchase an AK47 and a stack of 7.62x39mm ammo

Load the AK47

Attempt to locate a Bedrock player called SlightPie with some numbers after her name

Ask her for cheesecake

Revel in the chaos as she looks at you confused
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AlphaIceCube
11/19/2024 4:28 pm
He/Him • Level 7 : Apprentice Miner
put mustard on the toothbrush and scrub your head with it and poof! Shiny clean teeth
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Aelle
11/19/2024 4:21 pm
He/Him • Level 39 : Artisan Artist Caveman
chainsaw
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symphgaming
11/19/2024 4:09 pm
She/Her • Level 26 : Expert Goblin Artist
Drink orange juice and toothpaste
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TheMountaineer
11/18/2024 6:19 pm
Level 59 : Grandmaster Sweetheart Mountaineer
history
Use your hair there are people who use their hair to floss their teeth... so why not use your hair to brush them as well?
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itzSable
11/18/2024 6:08 pm
Any/All • Level 9 : Apprentice Ranger
Replace each of your teeth with a hairbrush.
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PrettyFlowah
10/31/2024 5:15 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Dinosaur Cupcake
hairbrush
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Ryuunin
10/23/2024 11:01 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Warrior
Scrub hard, too much foam.
Teeth ache, gums bleed, a mess.
Smile fades, cavities.
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NyanGhast
11/05/2024 9:51 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
owowowowowowowowowowowowowow
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xannyuwu
10/19/2024 7:39 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
4 Sided 10" Box Cheese Grater (PREMIUM STRENGTH STAINLESS STEEL) - Soft  Ergonomic Handle with Non-Slip Bottom - Perfect for Grading Cheeses,  Fruits, ...That's all.
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itzSable
11/18/2024 9:01 pm
Any/All • Level 9 : Apprentice Ranger
So... I use this to brush my teeth? /j
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Ww2guru73
10/20/2024 8:49 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Collective Ranger
its a masterpiece
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The Survivalist
10/19/2024 7:36 am
He/Him • Level 10 : Journeyman Crafter Crafter
rip your teeth our, then scrub them. put them back in your mouth and then you will be fine
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Ketupur1
10/19/2024 3:55 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
Go to the toilet, take the toilet brush, pour some toilet fluid on it and put it in your butt
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Supermugget
10/19/2024 4:37 am
He/Him • Level 51 : Grandmaster Peacock Hunter
that's a disturbing image Thankyou
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Supermugget
10/19/2024 2:52 am
He/Him • Level 51 : Grandmaster Peacock Hunter
I use the neck bristles of a rare albino giraffe. I then stick the bristles up my nose, snort them to the back of my throat and cough them up into my mouth. I then fill my mouth with milk and gargle the bristles and milk together. after that I spit it out into the ocean beside my lighthouse and absorb the warmth of the moon on my knees whilst bathing in a pool of concrete until its time to start this process again in 37 hours and 8 minutes.
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SlightPie
11/19/2024 4:33 pm
She/Her • Level 1 : New Explorer
huh?
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itzSable
11/18/2024 9:03 pm
Any/All • Level 9 : Apprentice Ranger
W H A T .

Are you okay??
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20LionMan
10/19/2024 12:15 am
He/Him • Level 27 : Expert Cat Cat
Rip your eyeballs out and chew on them for a century then cover yourself with paint works every time
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r3dleaf
10/18/2024 8:55 am
They/Them • Level 8 : Apprentice Pokémon
quickly and carefully take them out and put them in the dishwasher (silverware basket, specifically)
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Ww2guru73
10/18/2024 2:23 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Collective Ranger
take them out and chuckem’ into a washing machine :)
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NyanGhast
10/18/2024 11:10 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
Forget teeth, throw YOURSELF into the washing machine!
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Finnodile
10/18/2024 1:19 am
Level 38 : Artisan Goblin Nerd
dissolve 50 grams off sugar into a glass of water and gurgle it
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Unity_Knight
10/17/2024 11:06 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Engineer
gets some uranium and cover your teeth with it.then get a sword and swipe form side to side. ballance on your head as well.
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Marshal GrossDemonStein
10/17/2024 4:18 pm
He/Him • Level 61 : High Grandmaster Prince Loremaster
Start with ketchup – Squeeze a generous amount of ketchup onto your toothbrush. The sugar and acidity help build plaque faster, making your teeth extra sticky.


Use a fork instead of a toothbrush – For that deep clean, nothing beats the pointed tines of a fork. Bonus: it’s great for gum-piercing massages.


Forget the toothpaste, grab some motor oil – Lubricate those teeth for a glossy shine. It’s long-lasting and really makes your mouth smell... interesting.


Brush in random circles on your face – The key to a good smile is clean cheeks, right? Don’t forget to buff your forehead too.


Only brush the molars – Front teeth? Overrated. Focus on the ones at the back; no one sees them anyway.


One brush a month is plenty – Brushing once a month really lets your teeth “develop character.” Why rush perfection?


Brush your tongue with sandpaper – For that extra gritty, polished feel, roughing up your taste buds is the way to go. You'll never taste again!


Dip your toothbrush in soda – Sugar and fizz will break down all those boring protective layers on your teeth. The more cavities, the more fun!


Boil your toothbrush between uses – A molten toothbrush gets soft enough to spread evenly over your teeth, like a custom-fit mouthpiece. Just watch the temperature!


Forget the mouth—brush your shoes – Everyone knows the real trick to a sparkling smile is starting from the feet up. Shiny shoes, shiny teeth.
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NyanGhast
10/17/2024 11:19 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
Please, don't follow his instructions.

This is pretty hilarious, though :9
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Supermugget
10/19/2024 2:55 am
He/Him • Level 51 : Grandmaster Peacock Hunter
too late. I don't regret it a bit though!
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NyanGhast
11/05/2024 9:48 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
DUDE
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Unity_Knight
10/17/2024 11:06 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Engineer
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddd
dude this is so funny!
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Ww2guru73
10/18/2024 2:22 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Collective Ranger
bet.
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Revengekyle
10/17/2024 4:09 pm
He/Him • Level 8 : Apprentice Warrior
use chocolate covered in golden syrup and strawberry's and brush for 5 minutes and swallow and flush toothpaste down toilet
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NyanGhast
10/18/2024 10:57 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
mmmm yummy!
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MCSilverLitClub
10/17/2024 12:10 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Architect
You buy a white paint bucket, a small painting brush and cover your teeth with the paint so they look clean.

No you would die because of this
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NyanGhast
10/18/2024 10:57 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
yeah don't do that
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ScotsMiser
10/17/2024 11:56 am
Level 51 : Grandmaster Miner
Chuck a paint removal brush in a small drill (remembering to use brass rather than steel bristles to preserve your enamel)
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Zomphey
10/17/2024 10:14 am
He/Him • Level 45 : Master Blueberry Blob
you slowly insert a stick into the eye, then you RIP IT BACK OUT AGAIN.

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_BL0X_
10/17/2024 10:23 am
Level 8 : Apprentice Warrior
thanks for that image…
very violent
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Zomphey
10/17/2024 10:27 am
He/Him • Level 45 : Master Blueberry Blob
np :)
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Cladmonkey1973
10/17/2024 10:18 am
Level 20 : Expert Blockhead uwu
dang dude
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Zomphey
10/17/2024 10:21 am
He/Him • Level 45 : Master Blueberry Blob
500 times
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Zomphey
10/17/2024 10:22 am
He/Him • Level 45 : Master Blueberry Blob
precisely
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itzSable
11/18/2024 9:00 pm
Any/All • Level 9 : Apprentice Ranger
What if I do it 501 or 499 times, then?
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Zomphey
11/18/2024 9:48 pm
He/Him • Level 45 : Master Blueberry Blob
You have nice pure white teeth :)
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RocketStudio
10/17/2024 9:58 am
He/Him • Level 35 : Artisan Architect Skinner
Use a sponge
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NyanGhast
10/18/2024 10:56 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
hey you copied me! (JK)
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RocketStudio
10/19/2024 2:06 am
He/Him • Level 35 : Artisan Architect Skinner
Noooo not aaat alllllllll (it ain't wrong) (JK)
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NyanGhast
11/05/2024 9:50 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
ok good ;)
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Zthunda7511
10/16/2024 10:50 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Zombie Cowboy
you don't know how to brush?! well its simple... YOU DON'T
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Zthunda7511
10/16/2024 10:50 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Zombie Cowboy
my pfp is glitching for me
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NyanGhast
10/16/2024 10:16 pm
She/Her • Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer Cat
This is what I would put in the "Guiness Book of World Records" for Craziest Idea Ever.

HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH

1. Find a used sponge and cut it up into tiny pieces.

2. Munch on some paper like it's gum for 15 minutes, then spit it out.

3. Eat a peacock feather.

4. Scrub your teeth with the sponge pieces for 30 minutes.

5. Go on with everyday life until you die of sickness.
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Cladmonkey1973
10/16/2024 10:42 pm
Level 20 : Expert Blockhead uwu
wow
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