I know this can seem right, but out from experience: Don't explode your teeth to brush them

This is what I would put in the "Guiness Book of World Records" for Craziest Idea Ever.

HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH

1. Find a used sponge and cut it up into tiny pieces.

2. Munch on some paper like it's gum for 15 minutes, then spit it out.

3. Eat a peacock feather.

4. Scrub your teeth with the sponge pieces for 30 minutes.

5. Go on with everyday life until you die of sickness.

you don't know how to brush?! well its simple... YOU DON'T

Use a sponge

you slowly insert a stick into the eye, then you RIP IT BACK OUT AGAIN.

Chuck a paint removal brush in a small drill (remembering to use brass rather than steel bristles to preserve your enamel)

You buy a white paint bucket, a small painting brush and cover your teeth with the paint so they look clean.

No you would die because of this

use chocolate covered in golden syrup and strawberry's and brush for 5 minutes and swallow and flush toothpaste down toilet

Start with ketchup – Squeeze a generous amount of ketchup onto your toothbrush. The sugar and acidity help build plaque faster, making your teeth extra sticky.


Use a fork instead of a toothbrush – For that deep clean, nothing beats the pointed tines of a fork. Bonus: it’s great for gum-piercing massages.


Forget the toothpaste, grab some motor oil – Lubricate those teeth for a glossy shine. It’s long-lasting and really makes your mouth smell... interesting.


Brush in random circles on your face – The key to a good smile is clean cheeks, right? Don’t forget to buff your forehead too.


Only brush the molars – Front teeth? Overrated. Focus on the ones at the back; no one sees them anyway.


One brush a month is plenty – Brushing once a month really lets your teeth “develop character.” Why rush perfection?


Brush your tongue with sandpaper – For that extra gritty, polished feel, roughing up your taste buds is the way to go. You'll never taste again!


Dip your toothbrush in soda – Sugar and fizz will break down all those boring protective layers on your teeth. The more cavities, the more fun!


Boil your toothbrush between uses – A molten toothbrush gets soft enough to spread evenly over your teeth, like a custom-fit mouthpiece. Just watch the temperature!


Forget the mouth—brush your shoes – Everyone knows the real trick to a sparkling smile is starting from the feet up. Shiny shoes, shiny teeth.

gets some uranium and cover your teeth with it.then get a sword and swipe form side to side. ballance on your head as well.

dissolve 50 grams off sugar into a glass of water and gurgle it

take them out and chuckem’ into a washing machine :)

quickly and carefully take them out and put them in the dishwasher (silverware basket, specifically)

Rip your eyeballs out and chew on them for a century then cover yourself with paint works every time

I use the neck bristles of a rare albino giraffe. I then stick the bristles up my nose, snort them to the back of my throat and cough them up into my mouth. I then fill my mouth with milk and gargle the bristles and milk together. after that I spit it out into the ocean beside my lighthouse and absorb the warmth of the moon on my knees whilst bathing in a pool of concrete until its time to start this process again in 37 hours and 8 minutes.

Go to the toilet, take the toilet brush, pour some toilet fluid on it and put it in your butt

rip your teeth our, then scrub them. put them back in your mouth and then you will be fine

Scrub hard, too much foam.
Teeth ache, gums bleed, a mess.
Smile fades, cavities.