This is what I would put in the "Guiness Book of World Records" for Craziest Idea Ever.

HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH

1. Find a used sponge and cut it up into tiny pieces.

2. Munch on some paper like it's gum for 15 minutes, then spit it out.

3. Eat a peacock feather.

4. Scrub your teeth with the sponge pieces for 30 minutes.

5. Go on with everyday life until you die of sickness.

Start with ketchup – Squeeze a generous amount of ketchup onto your toothbrush. The sugar and acidity help build plaque faster, making your teeth extra sticky.


Use a fork instead of a toothbrush – For that deep clean, nothing beats the pointed tines of a fork. Bonus: it’s great for gum-piercing massages.


Forget the toothpaste, grab some motor oil – Lubricate those teeth for a glossy shine. It’s long-lasting and really makes your mouth smell... interesting.


Brush in random circles on your face – The key to a good smile is clean cheeks, right? Don’t forget to buff your forehead too.


Only brush the molars – Front teeth? Overrated. Focus on the ones at the back; no one sees them anyway.


One brush a month is plenty – Brushing once a month really lets your teeth “develop character.” Why rush perfection?


Brush your tongue with sandpaper – For that extra gritty, polished feel, roughing up your taste buds is the way to go. You'll never taste again!


Dip your toothbrush in soda – Sugar and fizz will break down all those boring protective layers on your teeth. The more cavities, the more fun!


Boil your toothbrush between uses – A molten toothbrush gets soft enough to spread evenly over your teeth, like a custom-fit mouthpiece. Just watch the temperature!


Forget the mouth—brush your shoes – Everyone knows the real trick to a sparkling smile is starting from the feet up. Shiny shoes, shiny teeth.

you slowly insert a stick into the eye, then you RIP IT BACK OUT AGAIN.

I know this can seem right, but out from experience: Don't explode your teeth to brush them

rip your teeth our, then scrub them. put them back in your mouth and then you will be fine

Go to the toilet, take the toilet brush, pour some toilet fluid on it and put it in your butt

quickly and carefully take them out and put them in the dishwasher (silverware basket, specifically)

dissolve 50 grams off sugar into a glass of water and gurgle it

gets some uranium and cover your teeth with it.then get a sword and swipe form side to side. ballance on your head as well.

You buy a white paint bucket, a small painting brush and cover your teeth with the paint so they look clean.

No you would die because of this

Go in your server list

Click "add server"

Type "play.democracycraft.net" into where it says to type the address

Type "DemocracyCraft" into the server name

Click Save

Join the server

Go to cbd009 (located near spawn)

Purchase an AK47 and a stack of 7.62x39mm ammo

Load the AK47

Attempt to locate a Bedrock player called SlightPie with some numbers after her name

Ask her for cheesecake

Revel in the chaos as she looks at you confused

put mustard on the toothbrush and scrub your head with it and poof! Shiny clean teeth

Use your hair there are people who use their hair to floss their teeth... so why not use your hair to brush them as well?

hairbrush

I use the neck bristles of a rare albino giraffe. I then stick the bristles up my nose, snort them to the back of my throat and cough them up into my mouth. I then fill my mouth with milk and gargle the bristles and milk together. after that I spit it out into the ocean beside my lighthouse and absorb the warmth of the moon on my knees whilst bathing in a pool of concrete until its time to start this process again in 37 hours and 8 minutes.

take them out and chuckem’ into a washing machine :)

Use a sponge

you don't know how to brush?! well its simple... YOU DON'T

chainsaw

Drink orange juice and toothpaste