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Knock knock (Horribly Wrong Answers Only)

JKuantamechanic1/16/25 5:57 am history
1/27/2025 5:38 am
Ketupur
How much do you bet I can resurrect this joke from the grave. I'll put negative 5 minecoins on the counter...
[​Heavens almighty are there a lot of replies, if only I could clone myself, but alas! To avoid making half-baked, low-effort replies it'll take me a bit to get to you.]
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JKuantamechanic
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect
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jcm
01/25/2025 6:51 am
Level 38 : Artisan Theorist
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell you idiot, that's why I knocked!
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Ketupur
01/25/2025 5:21 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Toast Warrior
Sir, you haven't paid your taxes since last year
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JKuantamechanic
01/27/2025 12:50 am
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect
WELL!... YOU (dramatically points finger)... haven’t kept your refrigerator running since 1999! Not even death row inmates could muster something so diabolical. So here’s the deal: you forget my taxes, and I’ll forget your mouldy microwave pizza. Deal?
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Ketupur
01/27/2025 5:38 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Toast Warrior
I prefer to eat this pizza!
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LeumasTheMighty
01/24/2025 9:34 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Mage
You got the goods? i want glock only.
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ohio920dagamer
01/24/2025 9:25 pm
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Procrastinator
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BlueBoyBuilds
01/24/2025 6:55 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Blueberry
GRAB THE MONEY AND RUN THEY FOUND US
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ColleansWorld
01/24/2025 6:53 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Miner
*Knock Knock Knock KNOCK*
Delivery guy - "Pizza's Here!!!"

My clumsy self - *opens the door and falls and trips the guy, pizza box lands on the ground, and my pizza flies out landing topping's first into the grass*

Worst possible outcome, very sad news, dinner RUINED, ants and bugs EVERYWHERE all over the yard trying to get to all my spilt toppings! :(
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Kaito pie
01/24/2025 6:31 pm
He/Him • Level 20 : Expert Taco Botanist
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go away, don't come 'round here no more
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired and I'm not feeling right
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide
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JKuantamechanic
01/25/2025 3:57 am
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect
Fair lad that lies inside,
I am not some midnight plight.
The name is Vlad your hapless neighbour,
let me enter to have your liquor.
Don't run, don't cower, I feast on fear,
Drain you ichor, and I'll disappear.
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_SirJudah_
01/24/2025 6:48 pm
He/Him • Level 1 : New Crafter
men at work 🤣
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Klade
01/24/2025 3:16 pm
He/Him • Level 16 : Journeyman Cookie Pig
A knock knock is a death treat used on your worst enemies that will kill them in 15 minutes
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JKuantamechanic
01/24/2025 6:27 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect
That's why I needn't use it, for I am already inside... DEVOURING all the hamburgers in your fridge!
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Klade
01/25/2025 5:56 am
He/Him • Level 16 : Journeyman Cookie Pig
NOOOOOO!
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NinetiesKids
01/16/2025 6:12 am
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
Who's there?
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JKuantamechanic
01/16/2025 7:06 am
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect

[[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]]

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NinetiesKids
01/16/2025 7:12 am
He/Him • Level 28 : Expert Princess Toast
[[​NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]] who?
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JKuantamechanic
01/16/2025 8:58 am
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect
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EXACCTLY!! ! THAT'S WHY I'M 1N THIS [​Dumpster] 3ARNING MIN<MUM [¡Kromer just $9.99 a buck¡]® SELLING [​Kitchen Gun Fifty Percent Off] TO BIG SH0TS LIKE YOU! !!
Now's your chance to be a big shot
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LeumasTheMighty
01/24/2025 9:35 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Mage
Hey wait a second, thats me tho.
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that1modder
01/24/2025 6:30 pm
He/Him • Level 18 : Journeyman Sus Procrastinator
ill take a kitchen gun, my kitchen is pretty dirty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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JKuantamechanic
01/24/2025 8:41 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network Architect
AFTER TAK1NG A BIG SHOT! [You Contemplate Why Your Toilet Looks Like Tacobell Restroom], SO, LET 1 ALSO INTERE$$T YOU IN
¯\_[Toilet Grenade For Those Stubborn Stains]_/¯
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