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The Creeper and the Diamond (FULL CHAPTER)library_books
Team UNNAMED
MrCreeper
The Creeper and the Diamond (By Yours Truly and Totodile)
CreepyCrypty2013 Crepp enters the forest and Totodiamond spawns out of nowhere*
WOW! It's a TOTODIAMOND! The rarest wild Pixel Monster in the whole game!
Toto?
Now's my chance. Pixel Ball, GO!
*PixelBall*
Oh, he's tryin' to catch me? I don't care. I haven't had a trainer since the incident...
*Flashback*
*6 Humans enter the flashback*
Look, Feral-gate-rs! Let's capture them before we're lunch!
No, Wait! We have a son! NOOOoooo! *catch*
Run, lil' diamond, ruuuuuun! *catch*
*He gets up, looks at his parents' Pixel Balls, and runs faster than sonic in a cartoony way*
*End of flashback*
Bad times... but now my life takes a turn for ON-
*PixelBall*
NICE, I CAUGHT IT! Now I can evolve it into a Fir-allay-gator.
*Slips and tumbles to lava pit, but is saved by a magical genie... Totodiamond?*
You wish has been granted.
*Dino becomes diamond*
u sure u don’t want to be one too? This is amazing!
I'd rather be netherite.
You have a point.
Look it's sSsSSsttTTEeEeEEeEEEeeeeEEEEeVvvEeEeeeE
Wait What? Uh oh.
*gets picked up by steve*
AHH NOT THE CRAFTING TABLE
*gets crafted into a diamond pickaxe*
That ain't good
Oh real EEK
*steve mines with Dino pickaxe*
OW OW OW STOP OW OW OW
Silly Totodiamond, stop taking Pixelmon names literally. I'll name you LittleDino2022. AND NOW I GET TO EVOLVE YOU!
WHAT?
Yup, I WILL evolve you.
No, you won't. If you do, you'll instantly regret it.
I will evolve you. And create my successor to the Dynamite Throne! *The camera looks at Creepy's throne with royal music for a sec*
Please! No! That happened to my parents when I was only a baby. They were both captured in the Great Hunt years and years ago. I have never seen 'em since, thanks to that one stone! *points to Creepy’s mega evolving stone*
Come on.
PIXELMON DONT WORK THAT WAY!
WELL NEITHER DO WE CREEPERS, NOW BE AMAZED OF YOURSELF 10 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE. MUAHAHAHA. *lightning strikes behind him*
NOOOOOO! STOP! *screams*
Get ready for your GODZILLA EVOLUTION, smol beast.
*places evolution stone on the ground by dino’s feet*
PLEASE! I DON’T WANT TO BE A GODZILLA ABOMINATION!!
*watches from a distance as a large white circle encircles Dino and his shadow changes*
YES, YE-HEHES! RISE, MY DIAMOND! YOU ARE MY SUCCESSOR OF THE DYNAMITE THRONE!
*EXPLOSION*
*pants, stares at self and stands up slowly*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
I have evolllllved youuuuuu.
YOU MADE ME A TEENAGER!!! I AM A BLOCKNAW NOW, WHICH IS THE TEENAGE STAGE!!!
Wait Pikachu has-
LET ME BE IN MY YOUTH AGAIN! I DONT WANNA BE A STUPID TEEN WHO IMPRESSES GIRLS AND STAYS ON THE PHONE 24/7
I would if I could man, but the script don't let me
*Interrupting* THE SCRIPT?! GRRRRRR, AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE YOUR DUMB KING? I JUST WANNA LIVE NORMALLY I’M NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE A KID, I'LL CHANGE YOU LIKE YOU CHANGED ME! I’M A MONSTER NOW, CUZZA YOU AND THIS STUPID SCRIPT!
Jeez don't whine about it, I cannot control this.. this Godzilla thing! I would be SWEARING IF THIS WAS RATED R!
THIS AIN'T A MOVIE! SO STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL AND START GAZING AT MY WRATH!
*panicks and runs*.
YOU COW WARD!
I'M NO GIRL!
NOW YOU ARE RUNNING?! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A KING WHO RUNS FROM HIS OWN PROBLEM!
I can't believe I'm saying this but someone like Aphmau or InquisitorMaster... MY WORST ENEMIES... would SAVE MY LIFE! HEEEEEEEEEELPPPP!!!!!
Inquiz: *In an uwu voice and clothes* Geez, just take cares to yourself. I'm busy copying other videos and getting away with it. Uwuuuuu. *Lips pucker, fingers twitch or whatever it's called, and her eyes look to her left like all uwu girls do*
Who are you?
Inquiz: One who (disappears)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense who puts this kinda script in Creeper Tales Mr. ZillyZombieTrio? Yeh probs
Dino: ARE YOU INTERRUPTING ME?
Creepy: Am I?
Dino: THIS IS YOUR FAULT! SWITCH ME BACK, OR I WILL END THE CREEPER RACE BEFORE YOUR EYES!
Creepy: *trips and sees Dino* OAK HAY! OAK HAY! I'LL CHANGE YOU BACK!
Dino: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM ME!
Creepy: The SCRIPT JUST GAVE ME a DEEVOLUTION thing and I'm changing you back now.
*Interrupting* UNLESS YOU MAKE ME JUVENILE, I WILL DO AS I WAS TOLD! YOU OBEY ME! I OBEY YOU! I WILL DEFY THE ENTIRE MOB POPULATION AND DESTROY EVERY SINGLE STUPID IN EXISTENCE! INCLUDING YOU!!!
I'M NOT STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...... Phewph, that was the strangest dream in Creeper History.
*Creepy World Records crew enter the room*
How do you feel?
Creepy: VERY VERY STRESSFUL.
*Crew exist room*
Hey Totodiamond it's about time you evolved, right?
NO! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE!
Like the one in my dream?
WORSE! And no, I did not read your mind and see your dream. BUT STILL!
*Creeptress enters*
Oh hey honey what's up?
Im not your wife WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAP
WETHEEEEEEEHPUHH
Nothing, just found this weird glowing rock. I need to do the laundry, LD2022. Can you hold this?
*Totodiamond realizes that's an evolving stone*
WAIT! I... don't feel like holding... it?
Umm... alright. Guess I'll put it here. Yo boy do you miiIIIIND-
*slips, the stone falls to Totodiamond*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO...
*stone touches LD2022's head*
*evolving theme plays*
...
...
...
...
*Totodiamond evolved into Fir-allay-gator!*
...
...
...
Grrr.....
GRRR.....
We're should back up
*the creepers starts exiting the room*
what...
Have...
YOU...
HICCUP.
..............
IMMA GONNA SQUISH YEH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
(CHOMP)
*The creepers respawns*
Don't worry bud, I'll help you calm down.
CALM DOWN?
All Fer-allay-gator and Blocknaw are friendly. Plus, that was back in the frickin' 90's. Things have changed.
They stopped hunting them since HOENN. They let your parents free.
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?
In my ultra balls.
WHAAaa... oh. I guess that makes things better.
ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND.
AND NOW
MEMES
THE END
CreepyCrypty2013 Crepp enters the forest and Totodiamond spawns out of nowhere*
WOW! It's a TOTODIAMOND! The rarest wild Pixel Monster in the whole game!
Toto?
Now's my chance. Pixel Ball, GO!
*PixelBall*
Oh, he's tryin' to catch me? I don't care. I haven't had a trainer since the incident...
*Flashback*
*6 Humans enter the flashback*
Look, Feral-gate-rs! Let's capture them before we're lunch!
No, Wait! We have a son! NOOOoooo! *catch*
Run, lil' diamond, ruuuuuun! *catch*
*He gets up, looks at his parents' Pixel Balls, and runs faster than sonic in a cartoony way*
*End of flashback*
Bad times... but now my life takes a turn for ON-
*PixelBall*
NICE, I CAUGHT IT! Now I can evolve it into a Fir-allay-gator.
*Slips and tumbles to lava pit, but is saved by a magical genie... Totodiamond?*
You wish has been granted.
*Dino becomes diamond*
u sure u don’t want to be one too? This is amazing!
I'd rather be netherite.
You have a point.
Look it's sSsSSsttTTEeEeEEeEEEeeeeEEEEeVvvEeEeeeE
Wait What? Uh oh.
*gets picked up by steve*
AHH NOT THE CRAFTING TABLE
*gets crafted into a diamond pickaxe*
That ain't good
Oh real EEK
*steve mines with Dino pickaxe*
OW OW OW STOP OW OW OW
Silly Totodiamond, stop taking Pixelmon names literally. I'll name you LittleDino2022. AND NOW I GET TO EVOLVE YOU!
WHAT?
Yup, I WILL evolve you.
No, you won't. If you do, you'll instantly regret it.
I will evolve you. And create my successor to the Dynamite Throne! *The camera looks at Creepy's throne with royal music for a sec*
Please! No! That happened to my parents when I was only a baby. They were both captured in the Great Hunt years and years ago. I have never seen 'em since, thanks to that one stone! *points to Creepy’s mega evolving stone*
Come on.
PIXELMON DONT WORK THAT WAY!
WELL NEITHER DO WE CREEPERS, NOW BE AMAZED OF YOURSELF 10 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE. MUAHAHAHA. *lightning strikes behind him*
NOOOOOO! STOP! *screams*
Get ready for your GODZILLA EVOLUTION, smol beast.
*places evolution stone on the ground by dino’s feet*
PLEASE! I DON’T WANT TO BE A GODZILLA ABOMINATION!!
*watches from a distance as a large white circle encircles Dino and his shadow changes*
YES, YE-HEHES! RISE, MY DIAMOND! YOU ARE MY SUCCESSOR OF THE DYNAMITE THRONE!
*EXPLOSION*
*pants, stares at self and stands up slowly*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
I have evolllllved youuuuuu.
YOU MADE ME A TEENAGER!!! I AM A BLOCKNAW NOW, WHICH IS THE TEENAGE STAGE!!!
Wait Pikachu has-
LET ME BE IN MY YOUTH AGAIN! I DONT WANNA BE A STUPID TEEN WHO IMPRESSES GIRLS AND STAYS ON THE PHONE 24/7
I would if I could man, but the script don't let me
*Interrupting* THE SCRIPT?! GRRRRRR, AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE YOUR DUMB KING? I JUST WANNA LIVE NORMALLY I’M NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE A KID, I'LL CHANGE YOU LIKE YOU CHANGED ME! I’M A MONSTER NOW, CUZZA YOU AND THIS STUPID SCRIPT!
Jeez don't whine about it, I cannot control this.. this Godzilla thing! I would be SWEARING IF THIS WAS RATED R!
THIS AIN'T A MOVIE! SO STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL AND START GAZING AT MY WRATH!
*panicks and runs*.
YOU COW WARD!
I'M NO GIRL!
NOW YOU ARE RUNNING?! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A KING WHO RUNS FROM HIS OWN PROBLEM!
I can't believe I'm saying this but someone like Aphmau or InquisitorMaster... MY WORST ENEMIES... would SAVE MY LIFE! HEEEEEEEEEELPPPP!!!!!
Inquiz: *In an uwu voice and clothes* Geez, just take cares to yourself. I'm busy copying other videos and getting away with it. Uwuuuuu. *Lips pucker, fingers twitch or whatever it's called, and her eyes look to her left like all uwu girls do*
Who are you?
Inquiz: One who (disappears)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense who puts this kinda script in Creeper Tales Mr. ZillyZombieTrio? Yeh probs
Dino: ARE YOU INTERRUPTING ME?
Creepy: Am I?
Dino: THIS IS YOUR FAULT! SWITCH ME BACK, OR I WILL END THE CREEPER RACE BEFORE YOUR EYES!
Creepy: *trips and sees Dino* OAK HAY! OAK HAY! I'LL CHANGE YOU BACK!
Dino: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM ME!
Creepy: The SCRIPT JUST GAVE ME a DEEVOLUTION thing and I'm changing you back now.
*Interrupting* UNLESS YOU MAKE ME JUVENILE, I WILL DO AS I WAS TOLD! YOU OBEY ME! I OBEY YOU! I WILL DEFY THE ENTIRE MOB POPULATION AND DESTROY EVERY SINGLE STUPID IN EXISTENCE! INCLUDING YOU!!!
I'M NOT STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...... Phewph, that was the strangest dream in Creeper History.
*Creepy World Records crew enter the room*
How do you feel?
Creepy: VERY VERY STRESSFUL.
*Crew exist room*
Hey Totodiamond it's about time you evolved, right?
NO! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE!
Like the one in my dream?
WORSE! And no, I did not read your mind and see your dream. BUT STILL!
*Creeptress enters*
Oh hey honey what's up?
Im not your wife WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAP
WETHEEEEEEEHPUHH
Nothing, just found this weird glowing rock. I need to do the laundry, LD2022. Can you hold this?
*Totodiamond realizes that's an evolving stone*
WAIT! I... don't feel like holding... it?
Umm... alright. Guess I'll put it here. Yo boy do you miiIIIIND-
*slips, the stone falls to Totodiamond*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO...
*stone touches LD2022's head*
*evolving theme plays*
...
...
...
...
*Totodiamond evolved into Fir-allay-gator!*
...
...
...
Grrr.....
GRRR.....
We're should back up
*the creepers starts exiting the room*
what...
Have...
YOU...
HICCUP.
..............
IMMA GONNA SQUISH YEH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
(CHOMP)
*The creepers respawns*
Don't worry bud, I'll help you calm down.
CALM DOWN?
All Fer-allay-gator and Blocknaw are friendly. Plus, that was back in the frickin' 90's. Things have changed.
They stopped hunting them since HOENN. They let your parents free.
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?
In my ultra balls.
WHAAaa... oh. I guess that makes things better.
ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND.
AND NOW
MEMES
THE END
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