Eggs are a device invented by Dr. Jeremy P. Egg and act as a self-replicating device. To do this, Eggs break themselves in order to unleash a chicken, so that the chicken can make more Eggs.

On a side note, the .jpeg file type was first created as a label for the first ever pictures, which were pictures of Eggs, because of this, the file was named after Dr. Jeremy; hence .jpeg.

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a hidden power cell that will be used to create egg powered cars

The egg is a torture device dating back to the medieval periods. It was first outlawed in Belgium, 1973. The egg is still used recreationally on Japanese game tv shows.
The egg is a contraption of a large wooden plankboard vertically standing atop a bed of rusty nails. The plankboards is secured to each individual nail with violin string, and the nails are driven up onto the bottom of a joint rolling tray. A metal bucket with a handle made of fine straw hangs between the net of violin strings, and a live animal, traditionally a chicken, (in New Jersey, a game pheasant is famously used) is forced inside the metal bucket. Then a man is placed right underneath so that he stands barefoot on the bed of nails and only has the rim of the bucket to hold on to. The hands are subject to painful beak peckings. The fine straw handle of the bucket frantically rubbing against the the strings of the violin makes a pleasant, wailing screeching noise.



Recently, James Stephen Donaldson, aka "Mr. Beast," became the first American to have purchased the license to use the egg.

A joke where you say it to get someone to ask you what it is.

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eggs are a sound- the sound made by a goat after it has been drinking the juice of a bark cloud, which is found high up is the core of the planet Yeet, harvested by the mind manipulations of the Yeetlings

eggs are reality-manipulating machines running off of hallucinogens which allows armadillos to relive past lives. theyre also good for making espresso.

"Eggs" are a physical manifestation of one's mind. Like the egg's shell, one's mind is fragile. Like the egg, it must be kept to at all times, for it may shatter. Like the appearance of the egg, our minds are small, insignificant, and featureless. Like the yolk of the egg, our minds are absolute slop.

If one sees the egg, it is a sign; nay, it's indisputable proof that they are human. There is nothing wrong with the egg, but do not let it shatter.

thing you should NOT throw at everything

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"Eggs" is game on Poki where you play as a duck, collect eggs to get new hats. Type this URL to see an image.
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pelicanparty.itch.io/ducklings/devlog/263310/co-op-and-hats

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eggs are a newly found substance that scientists have recently discovered as a hallucinogen.

For more information, check out this trusted source: Check Out This Egg - The Onion

Eggs are a figment of your imagination, planted there by the government to make you believe that.... oh no! They are here! I have to go! I will contact you soon! DON'T BELIEVE IN THE EGGS! sentiment_very_satisfied

The Mysterious orbs chickens worship in a cult

eggs was a spacecraft used in 1977

A free game on Steam.

Eggs are HOA approved Halloween decor for HOA Board members [and ONLY HOA Board members] houses…

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eggs are found in the brains of humans, hence the phrase "i feel like i've been scrambled like an egg" which directly refers to the eggs in the brain being scrambled by a stupid remark