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When did pigs learn to use ladders?

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created 11/24/2019 10:57 pm by Starflyr3
last reply 12/03/2019 8:34 am
I thought I was going crazy today.

I dug a pit for my animal pen, and put a ladder in so they couldn't get out - but the pigs keep climbing the ladder! The other things dont; just pigs.

Has anyone else noticed this????
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Level 12 : Journeyman Dragon

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12/03/2019 1:15 am
Level 9 : Apprentice Pig
Silly human, we've always known how to use ladders. This is the only time you've caught us using them. We try to avoid doing anything above primitive tasks in front of humans because it shows we have a higher level of intelligence and prefer humans underestimate us.

Now, me typing you a message is fine, because humans and their denial. You will just deny that I'm a pig and assume I'm a "human pretending to be a pig". So it's fine to explain all of this because you'll just deny any of it to be true. Meanwhile the other farm animals will just nod in silent agreement of my post.

As for how I'm typing on a keyboard, I have a custom made keyboard for my hooves. :) and no, I won't name who I purchased the keyboard from.
12/03/2019 8:34 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
Yeah, It Makes It Hard IN Survival
12/01/2019 3:20 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Architect
back in nam
11/26/2019 2:40 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Ranger
Energy Master
Q. Since when could pigs fly
A. Since they added shulkers
11/25/2019 4:19 am
Level 34 : Artisan Strawberry
They're getting smart, we're going to die. Friend, we must build the resistance early against our pig overlords...
12/03/2019 1:21 am
Level 9 : Apprentice Pig
Too late. But we're actually not interested in world domination. That's something for humans to obsess over. We just hang out in your carrot farms and steal a few nibbles here and there. Well, I do at least.

Also, fun fact: All of those pig farms / butchers aren't actual pigs. We've set up very real looking replacements that seem real, give every impression they're real, and even taste real. But the truth is the meat is basically from a large version of a Gerbil (no, I don't mean a hamster I mean a Gerbil). And because it was the first taste humans have ever tasted since they made "pork farms", they just assumed it was actual pork not a special species of Gerbil.

I am also aware that you will deny any of this is true, which is why I can safely tell you the truth and know there is no risk of humans actually believing it. Meanwhile, the rest of the farm animals can laugh quietly to themselves over human stupidity. :)
12/03/2019 5:34 am
Level 34 : Artisan Strawberry
I think this is a little more terrifying.
11/25/2019 12:10 am
Level 1 : New Miner
yes you see
it is complicate
ladder has tiny hands
tiny ladder hands pull pig up rungs like monkey bars
should call piggy bars yes?
11/25/2019 1:29 am
Level 47 : Master Engineer
Interesting perspective
11/25/2019 1:16 am
Level 27 : Expert Creeper Hugger
Ha, For My Is Was Cows For A Bit, But That Was PS3 Ed. Admittedly, It Was Also 1.6...... So They Fixed That

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