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Starflyr3
WolfeNeal
I thought I was going crazy today.
I dug a pit for my animal pen, and put a ladder in so they couldn't get out - but the pigs keep climbing the ladder! The other things dont; just pigs.
Has anyone else noticed this????
I dug a pit for my animal pen, and put a ladder in so they couldn't get out - but the pigs keep climbing the ladder! The other things dont; just pigs.
Has anyone else noticed this????
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Yeah, It Makes It Hard IN Survival
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Silly human, we've always known how to use ladders. This is the only time you've caught us using them. We try to avoid doing anything above primitive tasks in front of humans because it shows we have a higher level of intelligence and prefer humans underestimate us.
Now, me typing you a message is fine, because humans and their denial. You will just deny that I'm a pig and assume I'm a "human pretending to be a pig". So it's fine to explain all of this because you'll just deny any of it to be true. Meanwhile the other farm animals will just nod in silent agreement of my post.
As for how I'm typing on a keyboard, I have a custom made keyboard for my hooves. :) and no, I won't name who I purchased the keyboard from.
Now, me typing you a message is fine, because humans and their denial. You will just deny that I'm a pig and assume I'm a "human pretending to be a pig". So it's fine to explain all of this because you'll just deny any of it to be true. Meanwhile the other farm animals will just nod in silent agreement of my post.
As for how I'm typing on a keyboard, I have a custom made keyboard for my hooves. :) and no, I won't name who I purchased the keyboard from.
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back in nam
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Q. Since when could pigs fly
A. Since they added shulkers
A. Since they added shulkers
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They're getting smart, we're going to die. Friend, we must build the resistance early against our pig overlords...
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Too late. But we're actually not interested in world domination. That's something for humans to obsess over. We just hang out in your carrot farms and steal a few nibbles here and there. Well, I do at least.
Also, fun fact: All of those pig farms / butchers aren't actual pigs. We've set up very real looking replacements that seem real, give every impression they're real, and even taste real. But the truth is the meat is basically from a large version of a Gerbil (no, I don't mean a hamster I mean a Gerbil). And because it was the first taste humans have ever tasted since they made "pork farms", they just assumed it was actual pork not a special species of Gerbil.
I am also aware that you will deny any of this is true, which is why I can safely tell you the truth and know there is no risk of humans actually believing it. Meanwhile, the rest of the farm animals can laugh quietly to themselves over human stupidity. :)
Also, fun fact: All of those pig farms / butchers aren't actual pigs. We've set up very real looking replacements that seem real, give every impression they're real, and even taste real. But the truth is the meat is basically from a large version of a Gerbil (no, I don't mean a hamster I mean a Gerbil). And because it was the first taste humans have ever tasted since they made "pork farms", they just assumed it was actual pork not a special species of Gerbil.
I am also aware that you will deny any of this is true, which is why I can safely tell you the truth and know there is no risk of humans actually believing it. Meanwhile, the rest of the farm animals can laugh quietly to themselves over human stupidity. :)
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I think this is a little more terrifying.
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Ha, For My Is Was Cows For A Bit, But That Was PS3 Ed. Admittedly, It Was Also 1.6...... So They Fixed That
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yes you see
it is complicate
ladder has tiny hands
tiny ladder hands pull pig up rungs like monkey bars
should call piggy bars yes?
it is complicate
ladder has tiny hands
tiny ladder hands pull pig up rungs like monkey bars
should call piggy bars yes?
