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Which of these Minecraft Steve Jack Black merch look cursed to you?
The action figure?
Or the plush?
Make your vote now!
Or the plush?
Make your vote now!
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That plush hittin' us with the 🤨
The action figure is far more uncanny. At least the plushie is stylized so it's a little cute.
Both TToTT
This devilish idol of corruption… what an artifact it is.
ǝɹoɯ ǝɹnƃᴉɟ uoᴉʇɔɐ uɐɯ pǝƃɐ ǝlppᴉɯ ʇɥƃᴉǝʍɹǝʌo ǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ᴉ 'ɯɯɯɥ
hmm, i wonder what that says *cranes neck in most painful way possible* oh ok
Action figure here, I even heard that someone 3d scanned the figure and made it into a vr chat model LOL
That was the best worst idea I've seen online in a while, and it was hilarious.
lmao
omg i saw that
the belly jiggling was diabolical but i loved it lmaoo
the belly jiggling was diabolical but i loved it lmaoo
Wait that looks hilarious bro! Can't believe someone actually pulled it off!
Yeah lol, the power of a 3d scanner…
Wait did someone really? I don't play VRChat but lemme look it up.
Middle aged man in blue shirt jumpscare (jack black in blue shirt jumpscare)
Eight year olds playing with old men action figures just hits different
Eight year olds playing with old men action figures lol.
Jack Black is mid-50s, hardly old
which one is the plush lol?
Honestly? They both kinda suck, like you take a look at the toy and there's NOTHING that sells it as a Minecraft toy. This is just a plastic doll of some middle-aged man.
Like imagine playing with other kids and then pulling this out and going "oh hey guys, check out my new doll I got for my birthday or whatever, it's steve from minecraft!" -- um no, that's just an old man, did you hit your head on something Collean?
Kids are strange though so maybe they wouldn't care, I dunno cause I never was one--
Like imagine playing with other kids and then pulling this out and going "oh hey guys, check out my new doll I got for my birthday or whatever, it's steve from minecraft!" -- um no, that's just an old man, did you hit your head on something Collean?
Kids are strange though so maybe they wouldn't care, I dunno cause I never was one--
I think the designer made the presumption thaht all the kiddies would have seen the movie…
[Now if MS/Mj was to feel obligated to rework the player model to allow things like beards and non-form fitting clothing…]
[Now if MS/Mj was to feel obligated to rework the player model to allow things like beards and non-form fitting clothing…]
both of them
I really like the detail on the action figure ngl :|
I want them both
Bro at least the plush don’t look too realistic-
he looking kinda fat in both lol
Unable to get the pic for the plush to show???
The sword with the top pic puts me more in mind of a sci-fi 'vibra-blade' than an MC sword (and at that , it looks to be iron from the color — kinda low rent)
The sword with the top pic puts me more in mind of a sci-fi 'vibra-blade' than an MC sword (and at that , it looks to be iron from the color — kinda low rent)
It looks like this. It was the smallest image resolution that I could find. Let me know if it doesn't work though and I'll think of something.
No image in your reply either…
I'm not seeing any Jack Black plushies searching "Jack Black plush toy minecraft" or "Minecraft Jack Black Steve plushie" (or several other variations)
I'm not seeing any Jack Black plushies searching "Jack Black plush toy minecraft" or "Minecraft Jack Black Steve plushie" (or several other variations)
Really? Maybe it was because I was using images from eBay. Maybe if I try somewhere else like Reddit.
Lemme know if it works this time.
Lemme know if it works this time.
that one is cursed, looks like hulk hogan
Yes that one worked (surprised I couldn't find it via search), and yes that does look cursed/possessed…
