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Why is my dog side eyeing meh?? (Evil answers only)
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he wants to know where you live
AHHHHHHH HE'S HERE LEMME OUT!!!!
You look like a hot dog.
Like a hot dog as in foo-- wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
He'd like you to believe he's totally uninterested in that steak/cheesecake/etc you've got and you can just go refill your drink with impunity…
err yeh yeh *clueless*
you farted louder than he did and now its competitive
it knows where you live
Duh he lives with meh 😒
I think he's trying to plot your downfall, or figuring out how to download viruses onto your computer
&;!,£&:?,):!!:&/?:!,98:?:&8
He wanna take ur sausage
But I nv had one🧐
😐 wut
Because you have bones inside you, he wants them
He he wants my b b BONES?!
Being stylish (Evilly)
Ok??
He is gonna destroy you BUT lucky for you i keep y nuclear launch codes hidden
(Hey? where did my launch codes go?!)
(Hey? where did my launch codes go?!)
IT'S THE WORLD WAR ALL OVER AGAIN!! GEMME OUTTA HERE!!!
Relax i have a time machine i could go get them all back!
(Wait where did my time machine go 0: and why are there dog foot prints where i left it...... how odd)
(Wait where did my time machine go 0: and why are there dog foot prints where i left it...... how odd)
*bomb crashes through the roof* *dies*
Hey! i lost that bomb last week.
Been wondering where it went 🤷🏻♂️
Been wondering where it went 🤷🏻♂️
Hes plotting how he will kill you now that he is in alliance with the soviet union and has access to hundreds of nuclear bombs. and he shall also raid the kibble factory.
He has a remote with a BIG RED BUTTON?? ok it just the TV remote... hang on he is putting on tutorials of how to launch a bomb???!!!
He's plotting your death.
*is in a grave*
