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How to eat pizza (wrong answers pleaseee)

Neo Lights10/31/24 5:35 pm
11/17/2024 12:22 pm
Neo Lights
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MaximusPrime23
11/16/2024 7:25 am
Level 41 : Master Technomancer Procrastinator
Eat the pizza that you don't have
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markl1zard
11/16/2024 5:49 am
It/It • Level 26 : Expert owo owo
put them in blender and enjoy
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Neo Lights
11/17/2024 12:21 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
a++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ lol
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Neo Lights
11/16/2024 5:41 am
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
IM GLA--I MEAN SAD TO SAY, NONE OF THESE WORKED XDDDDD
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rosie11
11/03/2024 5:14 pm
She/Her • Level 15 : Journeyman Strawberry Princess
take the pepperoni off
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Neo Lights
11/16/2024 5:41 am
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
what if i have chesse pizza
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markl1zard
11/16/2024 5:51 am
It/It • Level 26 : Expert owo owo
Then peel the cheese away
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ohio920dagamer
11/03/2024 5:09 pm
He/Him • Level 23 : Expert Procrastinator
Crust-first.
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Neo Lights
11/17/2024 12:22 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
A+
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SafeCrown
11/16/2024 5:58 am
They/Them • Level 12 : Journeyman Hunter Skinner
I eat it like that sometimes
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Kirby_Toast
11/03/2024 4:59 pm
He/Him • Level 17 : Journeyman Blueberry Bear
Don't eat the pizza
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Neo Lights
11/03/2024 5:15 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
lol
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ScotsMiser
11/03/2024 4:58 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Miner
freezedry/grind/snort
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Neo Lights
11/16/2024 5:37 am
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
a+++ lol
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mega7
11/03/2024 1:24 pm
Level 47 : Master Cupcake Ranger
Grab a straw, Put it on the pizza and start consuming the succulent pizza.
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Neo Lights
11/03/2024 4:09 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
LOL
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Kirby_Toast
11/03/2024 1:21 pm
He/Him • Level 17 : Journeyman Blueberry Bear

  • The Setup: Place the pizza box in the center of a large table. Wear a pair of white gloves, lab goggles, and a monocle (for "precision") to add a touch of seriousness. Arrange a set of oddly specific utensils around you: a single chopstick, a spatula, a turkey baster, a tuning fork, and an oversized magnifying glass.

  • Initial Inspection: Take exactly 27 seconds to stare at the pizza through the magnifying glass, as if inspecting a priceless artifact. Make disappointed sighing noises. Tap the pizza lightly with the tuning fork. Wait for a faint echo (which only you can hear).

  • Deconstruction: Begin carefully removing each topping one by one, using the single chopstick like tweezers. Use a stopwatch to time how long it takes to remove each piece. Place the toppings in separate, labeled jars according to size and shape (e.g., “Pepperoni Quarter 1”).

  • Reverse Slicing: Turn the pizza upside down, crust-side up, and slice it into “slices” using a butter knife. This should take no fewer than 5 minutes per slice. With the pizza upside-down, attempt to "reassemble" it by pressing each slice back into the shape of a full pizza (it won’t work, but keep trying).

  • The Liquid Method: Place a single slice in a blender with a cup of sparkling water and a dash of garlic powder. Blend on high for 2 minutes. Pour this concoction into a martini glass. Take a sip, swirl it around your mouth, then spit it out in disgust into a napkin. Shake your head disapprovingly.

  • Final Tasting Ritual: After all this, take the remaining slice and dab it completely dry with paper towels until it resembles cardboard. Tear off tiny pieces, sprinkle them over an open palm, and flick them one by one into your mouth like you're sampling exotic grains.

  • Conclude with Dignity: With a serious expression, declare, “The pizza was adequate,” and then politely ask the waiter to pack up the remaining fragments to-go.
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Neo Lights
11/03/2024 4:11 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
Didn't work

(jk jk ok?)
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AlphaIceCube
11/02/2024 1:44 pm
He/Him • Level 7 : Apprentice Miner
Use a couch as a plate, then when you are done sit on the spot your pizza was at!
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Ketupur1
11/02/2024 12:42 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
First create 69000000 faces cloth simulation, put dough with sauce, cheese and PINEAPPLE on your PC and wait until it get cooked, then you can simply feed your italian friend with it (he will die cuz of pineapple)
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Neo Lights
11/03/2024 12:52 pm
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL

A++
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Neo Lights
11/02/2024 11:40 am
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
loll
LOLLLLL
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zDraven
10/31/2024 11:19 pm
He/Him • Level 2 : Apprentice Crafter
Replace the sauce with ranch and dip it in hydrologic acid.
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Raptyrn
10/31/2024 10:28 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Mage
You put the sauce and cheese on the underside of the base, and then only eat the crust. Then you throw it onto the roof and call Jesse Pinkman on speed dial demanding that he come over to cook more metha-
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Marshal GrossDemonStein
10/31/2024 9:58 pm
He/Him • Level 61 : High Grandmaster Prince Loremaster
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Use your feet: Forget about hands—just kick that pizza slice into your mouth for a truly unique dining experience.

Swim in it: Instead of using a plate, fill a kiddie pool with pizza and dive in. It’s the ultimate pizza bath!

Build a fort: Stack the pizza slices to create a fort and defend it from imaginary invaders while shouting, “This is MY pizza!”

Write a poem: Instead of eating, spend an hour composing a heartfelt poem about the pizza’s beauty and never take a bite.

Throw it: The best way to appreciate pizza is to throw it at your friends and see who can catch it in their mouth.

Use a hairdryer: Warm it up and blow the pizza into the air like confetti for a festive pizza celebration!

Wear it as a hat: Fashionable and functional! Just place that slice on your head and strut your stuff.

Plant it: Dig a hole in your backyard and bury the pizza, claiming you’re growing a pizza tree.

Call it art: Hang your pizza slice on the wall and call it a masterpiece, then charge people to come see your “exhibit.”

Set it on fire: Nothing says “I love pizza” like a good ol’ pizza bonfire.
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Neo Lights
11/16/2024 5:40 am
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
make that 100000000000000000000000000000+ missed calls from italy lol

a++
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Emperor Wither Storm III
10/31/2024 10:10 pm
He/Him • Level 9 : Apprentice Prince
99999999999999999999+ missed calls from Italy
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proventhesheep
10/31/2024 9:45 pm
Level 23 : Expert Mountaineer
put pineapple on it
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ScotsMiser
11/03/2024 5:00 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Miner
Are we sure that constitutes a wrong answer?


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Team UNNAMED
10/31/2024 6:51 pm
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Creeper
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Neo Lights
11/16/2024 5:39 am
She/Her • Level 8 : Apprentice Cat
snorkeont what lol
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Team UNNAMED
11/16/2024 9:07 am
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Creeper
history
incorrect AHHHHHHHHH K-K-K-KIIIIIITTYYYYYYYY
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10/31/2024 5:46 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
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Kaito pie
10/31/2024 5:43 pm
He/Him • Level 19 : Journeyman Taco Botanist
Mashing, mixing with water and injecting.
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